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This is a thread for outlining original comedy sketch ideas. Write a short synopsis and make us LAFF. |
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A fat man, a typical frequent flyer business type, wakes up sweaty and alone in a flying Boeing 747. He's confused, looks around and through the small windows he sees clouds below. It's a beautiful day above the clouds. He gets even more confused the more he tries to figure out what the hell is going on. Everything is dead quiet except for the muffled sound of the engines. There's not a soul anywhere, hundreds of empty seats around him. Slowly he makes his way towards the cockpit. The door isn't closed completely, so he carefully pushes it wide open. He's looking at two chimpansees with headsets on, flying the plane. They go apeshit when they see him and start screaming and jumping on the seats. The End. |
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Making him fat and sweaty was a nice touch. :) |
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Scenario: A sitcom about a 20-30something Jewish man, living in a New York apartment with his"unwanted" partner, a Spaniard immigrant, who thinks the Jewish man is gay. The Jewish guy just wants to be friends, because American Jews are so friendly. But he really doesn't "love" this other man. |
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Hmmm.... Not pitches for whole shows, just a sketch. Give us a scene, like the Spanish fella finds the Jewish fella doing something super-queenie. |
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I wish you could hear me do my brooklyn-jew voice, it would make this a whole lot funnier. |
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Maybe Mel Gibson could do a cameo. |
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-badumm tsssss- |
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I woke up to this "sketch" one morning laughing my ass off long before I was completely awake. I don't know if I saw it in a comic, in a movie or just made it up in my sleep. This time it was special, because I could remember what I was laughing at. |
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a horse walks into a bar. the barman says to the horse, "why the long face" the horse looks at him and says, "my cat just died, so get me a drink you cunt" |
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phobizario bans us all |
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i have this idea for a Jack in the Box commercial: First there is a close-up shot of an Ultimate Cheeseburger. The burger fills the entire screen and a loud, deep voice says menacingly,"HOT MEAT SAAANNDWIIICH." Suddenly, swedish Death metal music starts playing and there are quick cuts of people crashing on skateboards, houses blowing up, poodles walking on their hind legs, a man juggling torches, a black and white crash test film from the 50's, a guy throwing knives, a guy shooting skeet, a woman crying, some headbangers sticking out their tongues and making the devil sign with their hands, a man feeding a leaping killer whale. Cut to Jack and an interern watching the commercial on a T.V. in a corporate office. The intern is smiling ear to ear and nodding his head to the speed metal beat. Jack has that look on his face like :| A Jack in the Box bag drops into a white screen with red words on it that say, "The Ultimate Cheeseburger is Killar!" then another bag drops in that says, "Open late, thank goodness." |
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:D |
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lol I love anything that takes the piss out of how over the top advertising is when they're trying to sell stuff to young people. Like "Poochy" the Simpsons, or that advert where the grunge guy shouts: "This car is totally PUNK ROCK!" |
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OHMAN, that was a good one! You should write this stuff, send the idea to them, seriously! |
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A man in his 40's walks out of his house whistling as he carries an envelope in his hand. Inside is his papers and a check to sign up for life insurance... a million dollars worth of life insurance. He skips happily down the sidewalk to his mail box and puts the envelope inside the slot. He is then hit in the back by his wife who is driving a hummer with a "Bush 2004" sticker on the bumper. He dies hard. The End. |
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too political |
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a sociology class is in session the female teacher (vegetarian lesbian) begins to question the class about whether they would laugh at a racist joke if told one in a group of friends. the teacher looks at one male student and says "would you laugh at the racist joke?" the boy is silent for a second and says "well, depends how good it is" |
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there are no words for that |
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"Not to GOD!" |
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linford christie goes to sign up at a golf course "sorry sir, we don't allow blacks in this club. there is another golf course 10 minutes down the road, try your luck there" "excuse me, but do you know who i am? i'm linford christie, for crying out loud!" "oh, well in that case it'll only take you 5 minutes to get there" |
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Do you tell that joke with your racist friends in the BNP, eh? DO you? DO YOU?!! You fucking Nazi, you make me sick to the pit of my stomach. |
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SIGH! |
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I bet you are racist toward gays as well!! |
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