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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 12:05 [#01948402]
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death clock

Saturday, October 26, 2041

wohoo!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 12:07 [#01948406]
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Sunday, April 2, 2056


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-08-03 12:08 [#01948408]
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btw


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-08-03 12:08 [#01948410]
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1995


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 12:10 [#01948414]
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ha, put my BMI up by 1 and i get

Sunday, March 12, 2084

i dont have a clue what my BMI is anyway!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 12:11 [#01948416]
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Monday, February 10, 2059


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 12:13 [#01948419]
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i don't agree though, i'm planning to live until 3000 at
least


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 12:14 [#01948420]
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i'm planning to live TO 3000! ive just taken out a 1000 year
mortgage as a start. pretty expensive.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-03 12:22 [#01948421]
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Hahah yeah, I tried this a couple of months a go.

Anyway:

Wednesday, February 22, 2062


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-03 12:25 [#01948422]
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Everytime I click it it gives me 5 or so years more or less.
How inconvenient.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-03 12:28 [#01948425]
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[ off topic ]

What's your E-mail address, Dan? Just need to ask you
something.

[ / off topic ]


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 12:29 [#01948427]
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according to the first one i will live to be 53.
and according to the second one i will live to be 96.

does this thing just blurt out completely random dates?


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-03 12:33 [#01948430]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker



does this thing just blurt out completely random dates?


Exactly man! It even says that my grandfather died last
year! Haaa


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-03 12:35 [#01948432]
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The general public can approach me with all manner of
enquiries, during office hours (unavailable after lunch on
Fridays), via electronic mail, at

dog_belch

@

hotmail

dot

com

The dedicated staff at dog_belch are ready to deal with your
enquiry - FAST!



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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 12:39 [#01948437]
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looks like where i work!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-03 12:42 [#01948440]
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I find endless clutter and cheap, mismatched office
furniture, highly condusive to a working atmosphere.

That's why I stay at home in my spartan room, doing next to
bugger all.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-08-03 12:50 [#01948441]
Points: 19377 Status: Regular



there should be an official "ask d_belch" thread, as there
is the "ask 10100110101" one [sorry if i misspelled any of
the names].


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-03 12:57 [#01948445]
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Ha! You're not the kind of person who can reply to a
question with a lazy answer, that's what makes you special
imo.

I'll drop you an E-mail asap anyway.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-03 13:48 [#01948481]
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It would be wicked to get a 1000 year mortgage, you'd be
paying 2 quid a week for a nice place, even with today's
house prices.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-03 14:51 [#01948519]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



shit I thought this would be about Brendon Small's new
animated show.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2006-08-03 14:54 [#01948520]
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Sunday, May 21, 2045

cool!


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-03 16:08 [#01948549]
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I hope I don't die.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-08-03 16:10 [#01948552]
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Can I ask what BMI goes for?


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-08-03 16:11 [#01948553]
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Wednesday, July 19, 2079


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-08-03 16:13 [#01948554]
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Ballada Musica Intelligente


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-08-03 16:15 [#01948556]
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that's exactly 2 months before my 99th birthday. you guys
are all welcome


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-08-03 16:16 [#01948557]
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no, actully i will be 100!


 

offline tango from Doncaster (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 16:31 [#01948560]
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bmi=body mass index i think


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-03 16:43 [#01948561]
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this is so old i visited it in 1996.. when i was muthafuggin
10 years old.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-08-03 23:30 [#01948656]
Points: 2777 Status: Regular



Friday, November 14, 2070

I'll take it.........


 


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