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My Middle East Solution
 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2006-08-01 11:08 [#01947341]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



Move Israil to Saskatewan. We Canadians are nice people and
you wont want to fight with us.

What do you think?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-01 11:12 [#01947342]
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not funny


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-08-01 11:12 [#01947343]
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i dont get it.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-08-01 11:19 [#01947352]
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then seskatchwan will be in israil and palestine will still
be grumpy about it


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-01 14:09 [#01947462]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict | Followup to 010101: #01947341



lake winnipeg is about 5x the size of israel. just pick it
up and put it there as a big island in the lake.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-01 14:26 [#01947483]
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Throatie: Most of the kids at my school hate Israel so
much they sound like Nazis. It’s tense.
Bill: Well, college kids are stupid. What can I say? Mostly
it’s because they have stupid PC professors. I was at a
New Yorker party shortly after 9/11 and I overheard this
fiction writer (a relatively young Ivy League graduate) who
was asking, “Do we really need Israel anymore? Can’t we
just bring those six million people to America and, you
know, give them New Jersey?” and I just thought, “What
an idiot.”
Scott: That would actually be better than a world war in the
Middle East.
Throatie: Why do we keep going back to Israel? Isn’t this
about the Aye-raaabs?
Scott: Israel is a huge factor in the Iraqi debate.




 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2006-08-01 14:35 [#01947494]
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I think that we should sit israil down like a bad employee
and say. "OK, we have given you a fair chance and to be
honest it isn't working out. We have put together a pretty
good severence package for you and not to put too finer
point on it we will be moving you to Northern Canada, or the
alternitive will be that, you will have to keep on fighting,
creating more and more enemy until eventually your actions
will push away your closest allies. We have paid you until
the end of the week but you don't have to go back to your
desk, infact I think it would be better if you just packed
up your stuff and left."

Problem solved, I should get a job with the UN


 


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