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and the scratchy sounds coming through my ceiling are driving me griffin' nutz |
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That is no rodant sir, That is a ghosty. |
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Do you have a cat? Send your cat up there to slaughter the little fucker! My cat tortures them, she plays with them... bats them around with her little kitty paws and bites their heads off when she gets bored. Then she dismembers them. |
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Cats can't kill ghosts, Only a monkey with a hammer will help you now. |
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shit... where do me find a hammer, me've got the monkey... oh shit were'd he go now i'm alone and sad now will you merry me |
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Hammers are easy to find, try the nearest ghost hammer shop, I belive they are having a sale. While you are there can you get me some ghost retardent hair gel. |
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i think bed head is at least retard retardant but as for the ghost hammer shop me think it'd be easier to jump into the reality of Zelda II and find that hammer |
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The Zelda hammer makes a better noise but I don't know how affective it will be when used by a ghost fighting monkey. |
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why dun;t u go write sum poemz |
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um.... |
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The best thing to do with ghosts is to ignore them, then fake another one. The ghost will become bored, and re-enter his relm. Job done. |
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if i member correctly if you look at them they quit coming at you so i won;t turn my back except itz a fucking rodent and not a ghost in the firts place |
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its no robot. its the crack. |
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crack this fingerbear! |
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Leave some cheese out for it with a circle of flour around it. That way when the mouse/rodent comes for the food, you'll be able to trace which way it goes by the floury foot prints! |
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If you look at them you burn them into any surface that is behind them. If they travel in pairs or larger groups, that will just infuriate them. |
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my ceiling scratches too just because of the many prisoners of the people i don't like locked up there...ooops, did i say that out loud? i meant those damn rat ghosts... |
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Yes. Big boo is in your attic. As long as you keep an eye on him you'll be fine. maybe jump on him too to get rid of him. |
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Would you like me to take care of it ?????But it's gonna cost you !!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!! |
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maybe its not a rodent afterall...but your evil twin brother your parents have been keeping a secret all these years... |
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is Baron... Bogdan R???? |
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no shit fuckkkkkkk the thing in the ceiling si gone npot there anymore nnonononooonnn forget it about it |
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hmmm..either that or its moved to another area of the house...quick ..check your bed! |
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i dun;t have bed me sleep floor sturdy shit shit my toes are being nibbled on shit |
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youre in trouble then...since he's probably living on the floor now...better get a hammock! |
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i could make a cot out of some rusty old shoes would that suffice? |
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hmm..you would have to make something that would be hard for him to climb up on...otherwise he could just come up and attack you as soon as you fall asleep...or at the very least poop where you sleep...which would still be unpleasant |
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There's a rat in me kitchen what am a gonna do? There's a rat in me kitchen what am a gonna do? |
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but.... i poop where i sleep |
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well..thats all the more reason to make your sleeping place inaccessable to rodents...they may be attracted to the poop..perhaps thats the reason they came to your house in the first place |
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if untouched by human intervention, that rodent may establish its own ecosystem in the attic |
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actually..since it has moved out of the attic..aneurysm is at risk of coming home one day to find his whole house transformed into a mouse ecosystem...and once they've got a foothold at his house...they will then move over to the next house, and so on...so you'd better do something fast, aneurysm...i see a plot for world domination in progress.. |
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Good tip Chris! I hadn't heard that before. |
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I want a pet rat. And I want a pet ghost. I want a ghost rat for a pet. |
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i went to a pet shop and asked for something that would take care of a rodent and the lady was all like 'well we have rodents here so take one of them and a turkey baister and pretend yer a cow farmer' and then she slapped me in the face with some grimey gloves long enough to cover my elbows and i just wanted a bed to levitate in but she wouldn't give it to me i;m so fucked someone please help me apply deodarant |
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well...it looks like youre just going to have to burn your house down then...the mice must be stopped |
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I have a rat living on my balcony, I kid you not. I saw it last night. I would set up a trap but I am afraid I will kill squirrels. I don't mind killing rats. This is Karma for trivialising the original problem, I'm sorry! |
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I've got a family of mice living behind the wall that I sleep next to. Annoying as all hell, it is. Perhaps you could get a python and set it loose in your attic. I understand they take quite a fancy to rats. |
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you have squirrels on your balcony as well?....im assuming this is an outdoor balcony...right? |
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come on aneurySm your pic is jon bolushi, you should go up there and EAT IT! WAH HA HA HA !! |
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EAT IT JON BOLUSHI STYLE!!!! |
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wow i wish that pic was Bolushi ooppssss..... but hey i haven;t heard the scratching since the few hours following this post but incidently i did burn the place down i hope people in the other apartments fled in terror i was, um.... shit |
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