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i am, and im sorry. i think i wasted a shit load of your time. if i could give it back to you,i would. we move on. good bye, best wishes.... always and forever. -Me. |
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is this part of the wave of new nu-metal? |
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<3 |
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I thought he was sorry for having smashed a lot of microbes. |
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they can take it |
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new wave of post nu metal |
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sory for walking thru you like you weren't even there |
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sounds more like nu-christianity invisible father, forgive me... |
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oh man, I must have spent like seven days of my life pouring over all of deltoids posts, and now this |
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Invisible people still have mass. They're merely impenetrable by light- which is why I always walk around with a bat to know where they are via echolocation. |
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Hi, I'm SuperSteve and my super power is insmellibility! WHAT WHO SAID THAT! I DIDN'T EVEN SMELL THAT YOU WERE THERE! THAT IS SOME *SUPER* POWER SUPERSTEVE! |
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I guess this would mean an apology is due to the Predator? do you think he would reply with something like " Shit happens?" this is stupid I'm going to finish watching brazil and go to bed |
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Some professors asked a monk to lecture to them on spiritual matters. The monk ascended a podium, struck it once with his stick, and descended. The academics were dumb-founded. The monk asked them, "Do you understand what I have told you?" One professor said, "I do not understand." The monk said, "Then I have concluded my lecture." Another professor said, "We will not pay you for this lecture." |
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A student said to the chief monk, "Help me to pacify my mind!" The chief monk said, "Bring your mind over here and I will pacify it." The student said, "But I don't know where my mind is!" The monk replied, "Then I have already pacified it." The student said, "Explain to me in detail what you have just done." The chief monk was silent. The student said, "Well?" The monk hung his head, saying, "I tried to confuse you so that you would go away." |
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Edward Koan |
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The chief monk at the monastery was looking for someone to replace him. He called the monks together and placed in front of them a water bottle. He said, "without calling this a water bottle, tell me what it is." One monk said, "It is not a block of wood." Another poured himself a drink. Just then the cook, who had been watching all of this, walked across the room and kicked the water bottle over. The cook was made head of the monastery. At that moment, several monks attained enlightenment. Another monk asked the cook, "how did you know the solution to the master's riddle?" The cook replied, "that water bottle was making lewd comments about me, so I kicked it." The chief monk laughed and said, "he's your problem now, suckers." |
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http://home.earthlink.net/~qleah/adam_hindman-koans.html |
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:) |
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip? |
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it didnt. it just kept walking round until it died. |
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Yesterday upon the stair, I met a ghost who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish that he would go away. |
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I've got to go out......... I would like to stay home, probably go to bed soon and sleep........ instead, I just IRONED A SHIRT |
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now that you ironed your shirt you should sleep in it. |
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genius |
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tomorrow morning i wanted to make some scrambled eggs with bacon. but i didn't have any. so instead i slept till noon |
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