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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 16:17 [#01934517]
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You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley, and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For answer: Scroll Down
Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 16:35 [#01934524]
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shit
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 16:54 [#01934545]
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god you're tedious
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 16:56 [#01934546]
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shit
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 16:59 [#01934547]
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no really, you're a complete yawnfest. you're not annoying enough to be witty and your not controversial enough to be entertaining.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:01 [#01934550]
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o rly?
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hobbes
from age on 2006-07-09 17:04 [#01934551]
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so if someone is annoying enough it turns into wit?
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 17:07 [#01934556]
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no, i meant, he's not a funny troll.
well that was entertaining. i'm going to bed.
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hobbes
from age on 2006-07-09 17:09 [#01934559]
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nice to see some kids can still entertain themselves on their own, quietly in their room before bed.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:11 [#01934563]
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ok loser
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:15 [#01934565]
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He's run away to cry himself to sleep.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-07-09 17:18 [#01934569]
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I hate you quit looking at me! -rips off shirt-
Come on be contreversial.
LOL @ joke by the way.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:19 [#01934572]
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LOL @ the joke that is i_x ten.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-09 17:20 [#01934573]
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LOL U HAVE GSOH !!!! :-)
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:21 [#01934575]
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yeah, what a dork
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 17:25 [#01934581]
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oh for crying out loud this really is embarassing
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:28 [#01934584]
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dweeb
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 17:30 [#01934588]
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are you really that desperate for a reaction?
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:32 [#01934590]
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You went to bed, tossed and turned until you couldn't stand it anymore, rebooted your computer, and started bitching again.
I win.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 17:34 [#01934594]
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ok you win, well done.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-07-09 17:35 [#01934595]
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Where is axion when we need him.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:41 [#01934596]
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Cheers, dickhead.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:48 [#01934599]
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rack off u dag
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2006-07-09 17:57 [#01934602]
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i dont have a drivers license
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 18:31 [#01934628]
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I'm sorry, i_x ten. Please please please be my friend.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-07-09 18:36 [#01934634]
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don't get one, they suck
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mcbpete
from Devon (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-09 18:49 [#01934637]
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Teehee! That was pretty good :)
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-09 20:36 [#01934659]
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The answer is simple. It was not mentioned that the fire engine on the right, though moving at the same speed, was moving in the opposite direction. So I'd just wait until it passed me then move to the right.
But since it was a mary go round, I guess this couldn't be the case. If the valley was always on the left though, it seems the mary go round was build right on the top of a plateau.
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2006-07-09 21:48 [#01934675]
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hahaha i really didn't see that coming
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futureimage
from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-10 00:20 [#01934726]
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That's actually quite funny.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-10 01:55 [#01934766]
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hu hu hu
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-07-10 05:09 [#01934913]
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haha i thought that would be the answer too
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Combo
from Sex on 2006-07-10 05:12 [#01934914]
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Hahahaha : )
I already knew this one.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-10 05:19 [#01934917]
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Are you by any chance my grandad?
He rang me the other day whilst i was shopping and said the exact same ''joke''
i didn't really get to the punch line though because i just said
'well i'd just drive off the cliff and kill myself''
-A-
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-10 05:22 [#01934918]
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jajaja
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LinxBrother
from Canada on 2006-07-10 06:43 [#01934957]
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yes yes
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