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You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 16:17 [#01934517]
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You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley, and on your right side is a
fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as
your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at
the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
situation?

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Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 16:35 [#01934524]
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shit


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 16:54 [#01934545]
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god you're tedious


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 16:56 [#01934546]
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shit


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 16:59 [#01934547]
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no really, you're a complete yawnfest. you're not annoying
enough to be witty and your not controversial enough to be
entertaining.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:01 [#01934550]
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o rly?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2006-07-09 17:04 [#01934551]
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so if someone is annoying enough it turns into wit?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 17:07 [#01934556]
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no, i meant, he's not a funny troll.

well that was entertaining. i'm going to bed.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2006-07-09 17:09 [#01934559]
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nice to see some kids can still entertain themselves on
their own, quietly in their room before bed.



 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:11 [#01934563]
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ok loser


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:15 [#01934565]
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He's run away to cry himself to sleep.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-07-09 17:18 [#01934569]
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I hate you quit looking at me! -rips off shirt-































Come on be contreversial.

LOL @ joke by the way.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:19 [#01934572]
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LOL @ the joke that is i_x ten.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-09 17:20 [#01934573]
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LOL U HAVE GSOH !!!! :-)


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:21 [#01934575]
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yeah, what a dork


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 17:25 [#01934581]
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oh for crying out loud this really is embarassing


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:28 [#01934584]
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dweeb


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 17:30 [#01934588]
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are you really that desperate for a reaction?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:32 [#01934590]
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You went to bed, tossed and turned until you couldn't stand
it anymore, rebooted your computer, and started bitching
again.

I win.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-07-09 17:34 [#01934594]
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ok you win, well done.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-07-09 17:35 [#01934595]
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Where is axion when we need him.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:41 [#01934596]
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Cheers, dickhead.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 17:48 [#01934599]
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rack off u dag


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2006-07-09 17:57 [#01934602]
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i dont have a drivers license


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-09 18:31 [#01934628]
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I'm sorry, i_x ten.
Please please please be my friend.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-07-09 18:36 [#01934634]
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don't get one, they suck


 

offline mcbpete from Devon (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-09 18:49 [#01934637]
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Teehee! That was pretty good :)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-09 20:36 [#01934659]
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The answer is simple. It was not mentioned that the fire
engine on the right, though moving at the same speed, was
moving in the opposite direction. So I'd just wait
until it passed me then move to the right.

But since it was a mary go round, I guess this couldn't be
the case. If the valley was always on the left though, it
seems the mary go round was build right on the top of a
plateau.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2006-07-09 21:48 [#01934675]
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hahaha i really didn't see that coming


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-10 00:20 [#01934726]
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That's actually quite funny.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-10 01:55 [#01934766]
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hu hu hu


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-07-10 05:09 [#01934913]
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haha i thought that would be the answer too


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-07-10 05:12 [#01934914]
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Hahahaha : )

I already knew this one.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-10 05:19 [#01934917]
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Are you by any chance my grandad?

He rang me the other day whilst i was shopping and said the
exact same ''joke''

i didn't really get to the punch line though because i just
said

'well i'd just drive off the cliff and kill myself''

-A-


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-10 05:22 [#01934918]
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jajaja


 

offline LinxBrother from Canada on 2006-07-10 06:43 [#01934957]
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yes yes


 


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