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offline OK on 2006-07-03 11:38 [#01931628]
Points: 4791 Status: Lurker



"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my
staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got
it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the
internet commercially...

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the
internet. And again, the internet is not something you just
dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if
they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in
line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into
that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of
material."


Senator Ted Stevens


 

offline xceque on 2006-07-03 11:49 [#01931631]
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Wow. I've never been sent an internet before.
I wish I was a senator.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-07-03 11:49 [#01931632]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker



unbelievable...


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-07-03 11:50 [#01931633]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular | Followup to _gvarek_: #01931632



...literally


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-07-03 12:37 [#01931645]
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Well, to be fair, you email an Internet as an attachment,
it's going to take a while.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-07-03 12:47 [#01931646]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular



enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-07-03 12:59 [#01931648]
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bgp peering
igmp snooping
mpls labeling, oh my!


 

offline osiris from Canterbury on 2006-07-03 13:10 [#01931652]
Points: 473 Status: Lurker



you keep the fuck away from my internet


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-07-03 13:35 [#01931658]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



last week i had to call the plumber again. damn those
friggin tubes


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-07-03 15:05 [#01931728]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker



Which tube did you say was clogged?


Attached picture

 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-07-03 15:08 [#01931730]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular | Followup to Gwely Mernans: #01931728



oh hohahahaha.... woah...

who commissioned a portrait of tridenti?


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-07-03 15:13 [#01931734]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker | Followup to r40f: #01931730



Look I'm in a bit of a hurry (to save the mushroom
kingdom under my alter persona 'super' mario, hehe
),
please show me where the clog is sir.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-07-03 15:29 [#01931744]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



How the internet work plz?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-03 16:54 [#01931784]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular | Followup to swift_jams: #01931744



yeah and could someone with a premium account post a picture
of the internet? thanks.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-07-03 16:58 [#01931787]
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Attached picture

 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-07-03 17:01 [#01931791]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #01931787



One of my all time favorite pics.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-03 17:07 [#01931794]
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huh.

i kinda thought he'd be fatter. or more hairy.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-07-03 17:09 [#01931796]
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Attached picture

 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-07-03 17:09 [#01931798]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



The epitome of internet. Fat hairy men.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-07-03 17:11 [#01931799]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



Oh hey you guys.

Ray Stevens Ringtones
Download Ray Stevens ringtones for any
phone. 100% free


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-03 17:15 [#01931801]
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oh wow! the internet kinda looks like Richard Karn.


 

offline xceque on 2006-07-03 17:18 [#01931802]
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wait...   the internet works??


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-07-03 17:19 [#01931803]
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Works fo' a livin'.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-03 17:23 [#01931804]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



i saw in the movies that if you take the red pill, you go
out of the internet i think.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-07-03 19:26 [#01931851]
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No...no, no, no......that's the ethernet.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-04 02:59 [#01931921]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



the internet has a big entral computer somewhere..........
apparently........... they told me



 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2006-07-04 09:35 [#01932045]
Points: 2659 Status: Lurker



Remember to take back-ups of the internet. Just click select
all, copy and then paste into "my computer".


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-07-04 09:39 [#01932050]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



Rumor has it, the people who made internet are coming out
with this new thing called e-mail. Anyone else hear of this?


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-07-04 09:50 [#01932052]
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the internet connects people.with other peoples and with
information.

Internet represents that in a near future,
mankind will be telepathic.

Now for first time in our history,
we can know whats happen in same moment on the other side of
planet..uh? we can hear,and watch it...
never this happen before

Internet can make possible that me!,-look my avatar-can
talk to you! NOW

..hehe..im learning to use this text things..



 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-07-04 09:58 [#01932056]
Points: 19377 Status: Regular



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offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-07-04 09:59 [#01932057]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



hu hu hu


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-04 13:53 [#01932170]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



like this:


Attached picture

 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-04 14:04 [#01932172]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



isnt the interweb just some sort of conspiracy? surely it
isnt real?!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-04 14:23 [#01932180]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



if the internet is an information super highway, shouldn't
you drive it instead of surf it?


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-04 14:25 [#01932183]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict | Followup to evolume: #01932180



yeah you see, its all a huge coverup!


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-07-04 20:41 [#01932389]
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GOD, LEARNING BGP IS SO FUKING HARD

SOMETIMES< GRRR


 


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