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Combo
from Sex on 2006-06-22 14:03 [#01925317]
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Thanks god I've found This Site. It is a goldmine OMG this is the best day of my life.
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2006-06-22 14:08 [#01925322]
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Combo, every time I click on these kind of threads, I expect to see some pics of you with some chicks. That'd be ace, especially for r40f that will come here saying "fuck off".
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Combo
from Sex on 2006-06-22 14:10 [#01925327]
Points: 7540 Status: Regular | Followup to tridenti: #01925322
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Oh sorry, I forgot about my picture posting ability! =[
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-06-22 14:51 [#01925384]
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you're not going to get laid hanging round here you're not.
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2006-06-22 14:57 [#01925395]
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with the right fragrance, anything is possible.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-22 15:44 [#01925446]
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Are you cussing down arf? That's not really on. Arf is awesome. Combo is not.
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staz
on 2006-06-22 15:45 [#01925449]
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poor Combo :(
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oyvinto
on 2006-06-22 15:47 [#01925450]
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lol. good luck combs
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2006-06-22 15:49 [#01925452]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #01925446
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I didn't mean to cuss somebody with my post. I was just joking.
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-22 15:51 [#01925454]
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this rmeinds me of that episode of bottom where rich and eddy buy the sex spray from teh sex shop PHWOAR YEAH!
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2006-06-22 15:53 [#01925456]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular | Followup to tridenti: #01925322
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fuck off.
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-22 15:58 [#01925457]
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Combo: I mean what happened there? I just don't understand it. I made all the right moves: I winked, I smiled - one of my nice ones as well - I sat down very nicely, leant forward, put on my special eyes and said "Hello big tits, looking for some action?" And what did she say?
Tridenti: I think she said no, didn't she?
Combo: That's right! No. Blasted lesbians everywhere. They should have labels on them or something. I wasted half an hour on those two. Prancing up and down, winking, clenching me buttocks - backwards and forwards to the Gent's I was going. Look at this, look at this! I've got armfuls of gonad enhancers down here.
Tridenti: I don't think they were lesbians, Richie, 'cause they got off with those other blokes. Those, er, handsomer, wittier, erm, well basically those two guys who didn't have a load of toilet paper stuffed down their trousers.
Combo: Yeah, well you hardly helped, did you? Stuffing a Vimto bottle down the front of your pants and shouting "Wahoo, looking for the Eiffel Tower girls?"
Tridenti: I got a result.
Combo: I don't call a kick in the knackers a result.
Tridenti: A free drink!
Combo: Oh yes, a kick in the knackers and a vodka and tonic in the face.
Eddie: Always keep your mouth open when you're insulting a lady.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-06-22 15:59 [#01925458]
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Boobs!
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-06-22 16:14 [#01925469]
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that site will not get you laid. fact.
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Combo
from Sex on 2006-06-22 16:30 [#01925473]
Points: 7540 Status: Regular | Followup to Taffmonster: #01925457
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hahaha lmao :D
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aneurySm
from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2006-06-22 22:06 [#01925620]
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it got me laid.
twice.
not fact.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2006-06-22 22:10 [#01925622]
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Combo you literally made speak aloud the Lord's name in vain when I saw this post.
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2006-06-22 22:42 [#01925627]
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Man, just go for it. So many assholes that read shit like this get laid, why can`t you? Just treat a girl like you wanna be treated. It sounds dumb, but if you think about it do you want some unshaven bad breathe nervous wreck girl saying "Um I uh BURP Uh want to uh um have sex errr+$`"
Come on.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-23 01:36 [#01925662]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict | Followup to r40f: #01925456
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you see combo , r40f wants some too!
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-06-23 05:27 [#01925765]
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this is desperate.
combo just buy a fucking hooker if it's getting in on you that much. you'll save yourself a lot of embarrassment..
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