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offline Combo from Sex on 2006-06-22 14:03 [#01925317]
Points: 7540 Status: Regular



Thanks god I've found This Site. It is a goldmine OMG
this is the best day of my life.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-06-22 14:08 [#01925322]
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Combo, every time I click on these kind of threads, I expect
to see some pics of you with some chicks. That'd be ace,
especially for r40f that will come here saying "fuck off".


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-06-22 14:10 [#01925327]
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Oh sorry, I forgot about my picture posting ability! =[


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-06-22 14:51 [#01925384]
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you're not going to get laid hanging round here you're not.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2006-06-22 14:57 [#01925395]
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with the right fragrance, anything is possible.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-22 15:44 [#01925446]
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Are you cussing down arf? That's not really on. Arf is
awesome. Combo is not.


 

offline staz on 2006-06-22 15:45 [#01925449]
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poor Combo :(


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-06-22 15:47 [#01925450]
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lol. good luck combs


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-06-22 15:49 [#01925452]
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I didn't mean to cuss somebody with my post. I was just
joking.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-22 15:51 [#01925454]
Points: 6196 Status: Lurker



this rmeinds me of that episode of bottom where rich and
eddy buy the sex spray from teh sex shop PHWOAR YEAH!


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-06-22 15:53 [#01925456]
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fuck off.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-22 15:58 [#01925457]
Points: 6196 Status: Lurker



Combo: I mean what happened there? I just don't
understand it. I made all the right moves: I winked, I
smiled - one of my nice ones as well - I sat down very
nicely, leant forward, put on my special eyes and said
"Hello big tits, looking for some action?" And what did she
say?

Tridenti: I think she said no, didn't she?

Combo: That's right! No. Blasted lesbians everywhere.
They should have labels on them or something. I wasted half
an hour on those two. Prancing up and down, winking,
clenching me buttocks - backwards and forwards to the Gent's
I was going. Look at this, look at this! I've got armfuls
of gonad enhancers down here.

Tridenti: I don't think they were lesbians, Richie,
'cause they got off with those other blokes. Those, er,
handsomer, wittier, erm, well basically those two guys who
didn't have a load of toilet paper stuffed down their
trousers.

Combo: Yeah, well you hardly helped, did you? Stuffing
a Vimto bottle down the front of your pants and shouting
"Wahoo, looking for the Eiffel Tower girls?"

Tridenti: I got a result.

Combo: I don't call a kick in the knackers a result.

Tridenti: A free drink!

Combo: Oh yes, a kick in the knackers and a vodka and
tonic in the face.

Eddie: Always keep your mouth open when you're
insulting a lady.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-06-22 15:59 [#01925458]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



Boobs!


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-06-22 16:14 [#01925469]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



that site will not get you laid. fact.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-06-22 16:30 [#01925473]
Points: 7540 Status: Regular | Followup to Taffmonster: #01925457



hahaha lmao :D


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2006-06-22 22:06 [#01925620]
Points: 1701 Status: Lurker



it got me laid.

twice.

not fact.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2006-06-22 22:10 [#01925622]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



Combo you literally made speak aloud the Lord's name in vain
when I saw this post.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2006-06-22 22:42 [#01925627]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



Man, just go for it. So many assholes that read shit like
this get laid, why can`t you? Just treat a girl like you
wanna be treated. It sounds dumb, but if you think about it
do you want some unshaven bad breathe nervous wreck girl
saying "Um I uh BURP Uh want to uh um have sex errr+$`"

Come on.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-23 01:36 [#01925662]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict | Followup to r40f: #01925456



you see combo , r40f wants some too!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-06-23 05:27 [#01925765]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



this is desperate.

combo just buy a fucking hooker if it's getting in on you
that much. you'll save yourself a lot of embarrassment..


 


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