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Should I make a baby?
 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-17 05:33 [#01921547]
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Should I just get some silly tart pregnant? Then the swears
gene will be perpetuated.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 05:34 [#01921548]
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ask to a oracle


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-17 05:36 [#01921551]
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Dear oracle, should I make a baby?
Also, what are the best kind of brogues to wear with grey
slacks?


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 05:39 [#01921555]
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one mo
the oracle is using a translator)


 

offline DaggerHappy from Australia on 2006-06-17 05:40 [#01921557]
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i don't think should do this with someone you refer to as a
silly tart.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 05:42 [#01921558]
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you do the right thing-it says

if you love the woman,
the children will be powerful-says too

. . .


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-06-17 05:44 [#01921561]
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yes!
make her pregnant before leaving her. and meet your grownup
spouse 20 yrs later. extremely old-fashioned for some,
extremely modern for others


 

offline uzim on 2006-06-17 05:46 [#01921563]
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i agree with DaggerHappy.

make a clone instead...


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 05:49 [#01921565]
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hu hu hu


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-17 05:50 [#01921566]
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I am 22, fifty years ago I would've had about six kids by
now, and be the manager of a factory or something.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-17 05:50 [#01921567]
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This is no hu hu huing matter, young man!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-06-17 05:53 [#01921570]
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donate your sperm. you'll have hundreds


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 05:54 [#01921573]
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hey.it was a good joke,like on some films that father meets
the son lot of time later.

oracle says you will not like this,you will be happy.

its a good joke for me..hu hu

to got a family is not to be serious,and for sure also
youll be rich in the factory of the six sons and daughters


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-17 05:55 [#01921574]
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thai mail-order brides


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-17 05:58 [#01921576]
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Yeah, that's an idea.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-06-17 06:01 [#01921578]
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you could also make one out of clay


 

offline uzim on 2006-06-17 06:07 [#01921581]
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better: mail your sperm to a baby factory, then ask them to
mail you the baby made with it in return.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 06:08 [#01921582]
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and whats the thinking of your parents_?

they tell you not?


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-06-17 06:08 [#01921583]
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no. learn the ancient yogic ways of restraining seminal
emission during sexual intrcourse. AUM. LOL.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-06-17 06:35 [#01921591]
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Spread your seed.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-17 06:39 [#01921595]
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donate to some lesbo who wants a kiddy! she'll be so anti
men you wont have to do a thing in its raising and you can
go on safe in the knowledge that in about 17 years form now
Jeremy Kyle will ring you up and reunite you with your lost
offspring!


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2006-06-17 06:57 [#01921604]
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I'll have your baby!!


 

offline DaggerHappy from Australia on 2006-06-17 07:37 [#01921628]
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you could do a clone, find a scientist to perform some
underhand dodgy stuff in a secret laboraty


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-17 07:40 [#01921629]
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"its a sad fact of modern life that the plebs are
reproducing faster than the non-plebs, so its all your
duties to travel the world and spread your seeds wide"
- my old maths teacher


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2006-06-17 13:29 [#01921914]
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Jeez my login still works!
I agree...


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-17 14:19 [#01921937]
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tar baby


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-06-17 15:48 [#01922002]
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Yes, but wasn't it always like that?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-06-17 16:49 [#01922040]
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You do realise it will be easier for them to jail you for
incest if there is physical evidence?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-06-17 17:04 [#01922054]
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Should I just get some silly tart pregnant? Then the
swears gene will be perpetuated.


Please do - the world is experiencing a desperate shortage
of thick twats.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-18 08:51 [#01922449]
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implant your genetic material into a rabbit. those things
breed like fucking rabbits. your genes will be everywhere.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2006-06-18 18:03 [#01922787]
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[LEJZI_LINK]



 

offline zero-cool on 2006-06-19 01:40 [#01922873]
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why not.

put some funk into that cat :)


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-06-19 03:40 [#01922893]
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50 years ago you would have been drowned at birth


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-19 15:54 [#01923417]
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Could I just say all your harsh comments are hurting my
feelings very deeply, and I hope you can all live with
yourselves knowing that I am going to cry myself to sleep
tonight, you insensitive persons. *sob*

Anyway, yes, plebs have always bred faster QRDL.
But there is less need of them now, thanks to advances in
automated production.
So the problems are:
How do we educate these people so they are no longer plebs?
What happens to them if there are no positions for them in
society?



 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-06-19 16:37 [#01923433]
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We don't, they give us fresh blood.


 

offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-06-22 04:27 [#01924819]
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i'd like to be adopted



 

offline anirog on 2012-06-18 18:39 [#02436036]
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Happy fathers day Mr Swears


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2012-06-19 20:46 [#02436087]
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His kid must be almost 6 by now. Congratulations!


 


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