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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-06-17 05:33 [#01921547]
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Should I just get some silly tart pregnant? Then the swears gene will be perpetuated.
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Falito
from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 05:34 [#01921548]
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ask to a oracle
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-06-17 05:36 [#01921551]
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Dear oracle, should I make a baby? Also, what are the best kind of brogues to wear with grey slacks?
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Falito
from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 05:39 [#01921555]
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one mo the oracle is using a translator)
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DaggerHappy
from Australia on 2006-06-17 05:40 [#01921557]
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i don't think should do this with someone you refer to as a silly tart.
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Falito
from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 05:42 [#01921558]
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you do the right thing-it says
if you love the woman, the children will be powerful-says too
. . .
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-06-17 05:44 [#01921561]
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yes! make her pregnant before leaving her. and meet your grownup spouse 20 yrs later. extremely old-fashioned for some, extremely modern for others
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uzim
on 2006-06-17 05:46 [#01921563]
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i agree with DaggerHappy.
make a clone instead...
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Falito
from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 05:49 [#01921565]
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hu hu hu
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-06-17 05:50 [#01921566]
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I am 22, fifty years ago I would've had about six kids by now, and be the manager of a factory or something.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-06-17 05:50 [#01921567]
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This is no hu hu huing matter, young man!
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2006-06-17 05:53 [#01921570]
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donate your sperm. you'll have hundreds
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Falito
from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 05:54 [#01921573]
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hey.it was a good joke,like on some films that father meets the son lot of time later.
oracle says you will not like this,you will be happy.
its a good joke for me..hu hu
to got a family is not to be serious,and for sure also youll be rich in the factory of the six sons and daughters
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-17 05:55 [#01921574]
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thai mail-order brides
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-06-17 05:58 [#01921576]
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Yeah, that's an idea.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-06-17 06:01 [#01921578]
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you could also make one out of clay
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uzim
on 2006-06-17 06:07 [#01921581]
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better: mail your sperm to a baby factory, then ask them to mail you the baby made with it in return.
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Falito
from Balenciaga on 2006-06-17 06:08 [#01921582]
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and whats the thinking of your parents_?
they tell you not?
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2006-06-17 06:08 [#01921583]
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no. learn the ancient yogic ways of restraining seminal emission during sexual intrcourse. AUM. LOL.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-06-17 06:35 [#01921591]
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Spread your seed.
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-17 06:39 [#01921595]
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donate to some lesbo who wants a kiddy! she'll be so anti men you wont have to do a thing in its raising and you can go on safe in the knowledge that in about 17 years form now Jeremy Kyle will ring you up and reunite you with your lost offspring!
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2006-06-17 06:57 [#01921604]
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I'll have your baby!!
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DaggerHappy
from Australia on 2006-06-17 07:37 [#01921628]
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you could do a clone, find a scientist to perform some underhand dodgy stuff in a secret laboraty
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-17 07:40 [#01921629]
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"its a sad fact of modern life that the plebs are reproducing faster than the non-plebs, so its all your duties to travel the world and spread your seeds wide"
- my old maths teacher
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2006-06-17 13:29 [#01921914]
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Jeez my login still works! I agree...
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-17 14:19 [#01921937]
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tar baby
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QRDL
from Poland on 2006-06-17 15:48 [#01922002]
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Yes, but wasn't it always like that?
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ecnadniarb
on 2006-06-17 16:49 [#01922040]
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You do realise it will be easier for them to jail you for incest if there is physical evidence?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2006-06-17 17:04 [#01922054]
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Should I just get some silly tart pregnant? Then the swears gene will be perpetuated.
Please do - the world is experiencing a desperate shortage of thick twats.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-18 08:51 [#01922449]
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implant your genetic material into a rabbit. those things breed like fucking rabbits. your genes will be everywhere.
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2006-06-18 18:03 [#01922787]
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[LEJZI_LINK]
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zero-cool
on 2006-06-19 01:40 [#01922873]
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why not.
put some funk into that cat :)
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darkpromenade
from Australia on 2006-06-19 03:40 [#01922893]
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50 years ago you would have been drowned at birth
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-06-19 15:54 [#01923417]
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Could I just say all your harsh comments are hurting my feelings very deeply, and I hope you can all live with yourselves knowing that I am going to cry myself to sleep tonight, you insensitive persons. *sob*
Anyway, yes, plebs have always bred faster QRDL. But there is less need of them now, thanks to advances in automated production.
So the problems are: How do we educate these people so they are no longer plebs? What happens to them if there are no positions for them in society?
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QRDL
from Poland on 2006-06-19 16:37 [#01923433]
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We don't, they give us fresh blood.
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furoi
from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-06-22 04:27 [#01924819]
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i'd like to be adopted
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anirog
on 2012-06-18 18:39 [#02436036]
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Happy fathers day Mr Swears
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2012-06-19 20:46 [#02436087]
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His kid must be almost 6 by now. Congratulations!
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