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Is it weird if you stand up and face the bowl? |
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I used to stand up, not sure why. facing the bowl is a bit odd |
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yes |
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start seated and do the final wipe standing! |
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what do you wipe with ? |
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no no, you must remain seated to insure maximum cheek separation and efficient wipage. |
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what the hell is this wiping while standing talk? is the world going completely INSANE!?!??! |
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next thing they'll be telling you to sit down to take a piss. WTF?!?!?!?!??!! |
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standing up is weird enough, facing the bowl is demented |
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haven't you ever felt the need to admire what you've done? |
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I think it's brave. |
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SNIFF IT! |
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lick it! |
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POKE IT!! |
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What is the bowl ?? |
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greatest thread yet, well done the collective xltronic mind. 30 males + internet message board + no meaningful stimulus = profound life insights a-gogo. [plays flushing water sound effect] |
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how the fuck do you wipe sitting down? doesn't your ass make an impenetrable air tight tight seal, unless you reach down between your legs and past your genitals, that'ld be a bit awkward for me |
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your arse must be huge |
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good god, man, you lift with one hand and wipe with the other. unless you're an amputee (and there's no shame in that) you've got two hands to take care of business. |
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you band over forward 15 degrees. |
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Lift what? Hehe, they don't have an add for this!!: Free Baby Names Directory 7,000 Baby Names, Origin & Meaning Boy & Girl Names From A To Zytka |
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approximately 50% of humans have a penis, and some of us in that group have a penis that might need to be conveniently lifted lest it block easy access to what needs wiping. this is assuming you are not standing. hope this clears things up for you. |
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why is this thread not closed ?!?!?! |
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because it hasn't stood up yet. |
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Ah yes, I have a short attention span. I was assuming we were talking about reaching from behind - no natural boundaries there. |
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Would you prefer to bash some muslims? |
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good thread |
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im with qrdl, lean forward |
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nah, i just want to make sure i wipe properly so i dont leave any behind |
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no matter how proficient a wiper you are, something always stays behind. |
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We're all in it together. We need to help one another. |
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i'll wipe yours, and you wipe mine! |
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lean foward and wipe from behind with your right hand what's with all this through the legs bollocks? |
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i can never quite get all the dust off. we are talking about furniture polish, arent we? |
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allways stand and face the bowl,the reason for that is you need to see were your dropping the shit roll. |
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Just jump in the shower real quick, that'll take care of your wiping problems. |
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no need for a shower, just squat over a nearby puddle and rinse yerself clean with your own hand powered bidet. |
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I'll let you know when I go to UK |
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you guys are crazy you lean to the side i always use way more than i should cause i have a fear of not wiping enough |
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yeah totally. if there's a god, he should have reconsidered putting so much hair in there. |
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haha, this is the most amusing thread i've seen yet. anyway, lean forward and go from the back. back to front between the legs just makes no sense. i hate taking a shit anyway. i usually do try to take a shower afterward if i have time just to make sure there's nothing left behind. i hate feeling dirty. |
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you're what we call "a prissy little bitchy bitch bitch man" |
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try new summer's eve douche for men. should be right up your alley. |
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i'll make a note of that |
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its good to get a bit of variety |
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What you need is a bidet. |
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well, if you eat correctly (which probably means healthily), there should hardly be any need for wiping at all. so the body is designed to be non-clinging, but we mess it up by eating crap. |
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wipe sitting down? |
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youd miss the hairs if they were gone, they keep things movin |
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dingleberry |
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