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Hello people I was wondering: if one would want to kill him/herself, what would be the best painless way? I've thought about the alcohol and sleepingpills technique but the idea of simply sufficating in vomit seems a long way to die. The old jump in front of the train technique is also pretty rough. What would be absolutely painless, shooting heroin before jumping of a building? by the way suicide is for losers, this is a general question lol |
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whats the point of this exactly |
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Smack yourself in the head with a crowbar |
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Yes, I would like advice too. I am majorly depressed. But I would never be that dramatic. Still, lucifer is asking a 'general question', so I second him in that regard. :) |
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right thats it i'm telling |
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Make shitty topics on xlt till you die of exhaustion? |
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Seppuku 切腹 For this you will need: 1. A knife about 6-10 inches long 2. A samurai sword 3. A friend who can keep a secret and is a dab hand with a samurai sword! How too: have your friend standing by! Remove your garments (you can keep your pants on) and kneel down head bowed. Take three sharp breathes and plunge the knife into the left side of your abdomen. Drag the knife from left to right and flick it upwards as you reach the end of the cut so as to spill out your intestines. Here is the science part..... (well not really) Your friend must raise the sword above his head bringing it down accross the neck in an arcing motion but must leave a small flap of skin. NOTE: do not fully decapitate said suicidee, such an action could cause the head to roll all over the place and such a thing is ill mannered and improper. Instead leaving a small flap of skin allows the head to flop into the chest. Enjoy |
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Autosexual Asphyxiation |
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sorry i forgot sticky back plastic! |
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listen to IDM |
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lol @ Seppuku 切腹 those crazy japanese, how do they come up with all that shit? "Make shitty topics on xlt till you die of exhaustion?" that would take to much time, if I'd have to work up to your 'point' level I'd die of age. |
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what a fucking stupid thread. fuck off. |
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Rub your head off against a concrete wall |
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what about the old plastic bag on the head. i hear that one's quite good |
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Just be patient. It happens of its own accord eventually. |
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OD on laxitives. |
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OD on candy-corn. |
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OD on masterbating. |
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If you`re at the point of suicide, why don`t you cut your hair, shave, put on some nice clothes, and ask some pretty girls out for coffee? I mean you got nothing left too lose, so who cares if the first four girls reject you. Ask girls that go to libraries, or go to your local university pub on a saturday night. If you don`t have the guts to do it, don`t worry, your gonna kill yourself anyway!!! Talk to some girls! the first 10 hate you, so keep trying! |
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ask girls with pimples ask girls with fat ask girls with crossed eyes ask girls who post on XLT |
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Play an MMORPG until you starve to death. Some guy from my city really went out in a blaze of glory a few months ago. He was suicidal, so he bought an uzi or something like that and gunned down a handful of pedophiles he found through that public sex-offender registry. He had a big hit list, but when the cops cornered him on a bus, he painted the woman sitting beside him with his brains. |
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a guy did something similar to that here in washington state. went to some rural town to hunt down a sex offender. i don't think he painted anyone with his head pudding though. |
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"Some guy from my city really went out in a blaze of glory a few months ago. He was suicidal, so he bought an uzi or something like that and gunned down a handful of pedophiles he found through that public sex-offender registry. He had a big hit list, but when the cops cornered him on a bus, he painted the woman sitting beside him with his brains." now that's a way I can approve of! He probably was an incest victim, no? |
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