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he's a guy from the future who went back in time to fuck with people's heads. he brought with him nano technology, so he could walk on water and cure people and stuff like that. At the time they were like "what the fuck it's some kind of wizard", so they put him on a cross and speared him to death. haha yes! i piss on christianity! |
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How are you getting on in your Key Stage 2 tests? Do you go to big school in September? |
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hu hu hu! |
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Fuck off. |
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im jesus and i think you all know it. |
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alright mr grumpy |
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you try having some fun but people just don't take a liking to it. ah well, another day another rejection *returns to the ironing* |
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There were apparently lots of people who thought they were the coming of Christ, as foretold in the old testament. Jesus was just the most successful out of all of these cranks. |
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I apologise. I'm not in the best of moods as you correctly identified. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. |
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i know how you feel. i understand that i'm an easy target |
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I had this idea about, you know like when on the day of judgement whatever all the good people get out of their graves, well that could be our goal to create the technology to bring back to life everyone who ever lived, I mean it must be possible, to go back through, I don't know, genes 'n' stuff, and that everyone was re-born and that'd bring about the next, stage, in evolution. Well it better do, otherwise it'll be fucking crowded. |
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Everyone's an easy target. Stop feeling sorry for yourself ;) |
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that is even quite an interesting story. |
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That's what i bet these supposed aliens are. big eyed short skinny future humans and flying saucers and crop circles are their mode of time travel. |
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interesting! i had never thought of that. very interesting... |
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these light-crisps really don't give me greasy fingers neat! |
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I'm in the William Gibson school of thought about UFO's: "Of course you did. Of course you saw it. You've read my stuff; haven't you grasped my blanket solution to the UFO problem? It's simple, plain and country sim- ple: people" he settled the glasses carefully on his long hawk nose and fixed me with his best basilisk glare "see . . . things. People see these things. Nothing's there, but people see them anyway. Because they need to, probably. You've read Jung. you should know the score... .In your case, it's so obvious: You admit you were thinking about this crackpot architecture, having fantasies. .. .Look, I'm sure you've taken your share of drugs, right? How many people survived the Sixties in California without having the odd hallucination? All those nights when you discovered that whole armies of Disney technicians had been employed to weave animated holograms of Egyptian hieroglyphs into the fabric of your jeans, say, or the times when..." "But it wasn't like that." "Of course not. It wasn't like that at all; it was `in a setting of clear reality,' right? Everything normal, and then there's the monster, the mandala, the neon cigar. In your case, a giant Tom Swift airplane. It happens all the time. You aren't even crazy. You know that, don't you?" He fished a beer out of the battered foam cooler beside his deck chair. |
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Richard Dawkins is jesus |
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is christianity giving you a hard time? |
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That's if you believe the bible was correctly translated. Aramaic was a strange language. |
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:D |
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it makes more sense than aliens too. see, any alien lifeform that may exist in a distant galaxy would have an infinitely small chance of ever finding us. For that to happen, they would have had to evolve to a level of technology that would allow them not only to scour the far reaches of space for other sentient beings, but to travel that great distance as well. also, they would have had to reach that level of sophistication during the relatively short window of time that man has existed on this planet. it would be like kicking a ball through one open window of a passing train with a blindfold on. But a future evolved human would already know when and where we are. They would simply have to invent time travel to get here. time travel? easy. you just need a crop circle and a flying saucer. or a rainbow and a leprechaun. or a mirror and some LSD. |
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Wow. You people know nothing of the Stitchin's 12th Planet theory or Icke's reptillian conspiracy do you? |
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About the aliens theory that are just humans from the future, time travel to the past is still a mystery we have no idea how to do it and if it's even possible and I doubt mankind would survive that long to discover a way to time travel either to the future or the past. Regarding UFO's I think they are made by humans if you look at photos from the 50's they look like they were made in that period the designs have changed with the times. |
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good point |
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"Regarding UFO's I think they are made by humans if you look at photos from the 50's they look like they were made in that period the designs have changed with the times." Yeah, made in crazy human's minds. |
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Maybe there is a preset rhythm that human designers for vehicles use when determing what they are shaped like, and the aliens have the same rhythm. |
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No such thing as free will. Its all just genetic preconception. |
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I believe they (ufos) were an idea made up by nasa and the u.s. government to cover up new flight technology that they had been experimenting with for the cold war |
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Mulder believes they got the technology from aliens. i believe him. |
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I beleive people "see" all manner of crazy crapola. |
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yeah but maybe they aren't human. we are just the primate ancestors of this super evolved humanoid. they are blue because they live in like caves or on a different planet with a different spectrum of radiation. they are small because their advanced technology lets them do everything with robots. they have big heads because their brains have evolved to super size, because again they have little use for their bodies, and do everything mentally. they have huge black eyes that are great for staring at large bright graphical interfaces. they have no genitals because they reproduce artificially. they have light sabers because they are all out of metals for making good swords. they have dreadlocks because hair melts easily in their harsh environments. they probe humans anally because they consider us lesser animals and lets face it, it would be fun to probe lesser animals if you didn't have genitals, and you got to watch it later on those giant graphical interfaces. |
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