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offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-06-06 04:34 [#01914178]
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Ouch.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-06 04:35 [#01914179]
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the only CD i ever returned to the shop EVER
Merzbow - Merzbeat

The main reason was i didnt even know who merzbow where let
alone that they were a noise band. It gave me a headache and
i just didn't get it.

I've bought shed laods of other bad albums such as JJ72 -
what a shit album, although i always fancied thier bass
player and her bulbous head!


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2006-06-06 12:46 [#01914485]
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Haha, I've actually bought my first Merzbow release - a 2-cd
remix album based on a single "song" of his (i.e. noise
production) called Frog. It's got some pretty good
interpretations, notably from Fennesz, Pita, House of Low
Culture and others.

I still wouldn't pay money for his industrial releases en
masse. He has no patience with his material, nor with his
audience. If you want to reward his self-indulgence, send
him money to his home address.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-06 14:12 [#01914547]
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the worst bit was being completly oblivious to any such idea
as releasing an album that is actually a cacophony of pure
BUZZING. Like bottled migrane. If I'd have bought it today i
prolly would have kept it if only to annoy the nieghbours
with or to put off unwanted lady admirers!


 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-06-06 14:38 [#01914556]
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"how about a little music to set the mood..."

*Bzzzheshshhsrreehshszzhzzeeeezshsrhrrheheesshehhzhzhhehshr
hrhehsheee*

ahaha


 

offline glasseater from Switzerland on 2006-06-06 14:45 [#01914563]
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might be the black elvis album, got caught by the stupid
video, and baught it...grrrrrrr


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-06-06 14:49 [#01914566]
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Lektrogrrrl.-mortsocks
mood bells- DJ Freschs
vlaris-kelis


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2006-06-06 14:55 [#01914569]
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i have merzbow's "pulse demon," and i like it. doesn't work
well through headphones, though. it might not be music, but
it's detailed, intense, cathartic and explosive sound.
small doses can be very rewarding.

here's what got 1/5 at discogs, but at least i kept them.
can't remember too many titles in my "sell back" pile. the
second neu! album, the beta band compilation...

Chameleons, The - Why Call It Anything (classic band makes
unworthy comeback album)

Daft Punk - Discovery (stupid stupid stupid)

Gentle People, The - Simply Faboo (kept it for "groovin'
with you", otherwise terrible)

Leila - Feeling (can't remember what it sounds like,
actually)

Mouse On Mars - Actionist Respoke (more irritating than
merzbow)

Tranquility Bass - Beep!!! (lame remix after lame remix)

Tusken Raiders - The Motorbike Track (greedy ass fake
bullshit)

Various - Auntie Aubrey's Excursions Beyond The Call Of Duty
Part 2 (some of the lamest remixes at the expense of
numerous killer remixes that should have been included)

Various - Badorb.com - Bless You (maybe the orb nadir)


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2006-06-06 15:20 [#01914593]
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Kid606 - The action packed mentallist brings you the fucking
jams

the cover compensates it all though


 

offline xceque on 2006-06-06 15:24 [#01914594]
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I just remembered I have this absolutely hideous wank of an
ep by some band called "Flashpoint" that I got free once
when I ordered something from Atomic Pop around 6 or 7 years
ago. I played it once and thought it was the worst steaming
pile of fetid horseshit I'd ever heard. Thought I'd chucked
it out but found it again a year or so ago.


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2006-06-06 15:59 [#01914633]
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What the hell is wrong with Neu! 2? It has Für
Immer
, and Für Immer is the greatest song!


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2006-06-07 07:09 [#01914913]
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to each their own, i thought it was boring, self-indulgent
and too lo fi for it's own good. maybe not terrible, but
not worth listening to. i'm sure there's no rational reason
why i don't like it, though. i'll spin "fur immer" one last
time when i get home today, just for you. self-indulgent is
the worst criticism ever devised; a haven for the lazy who
don't care to indulge.

where's the fucking umlaut on this computer...


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2006-06-07 11:31 [#01915063]
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Do you know the story behind the album? All the tracks in
the middle are supposed to be silly and self-indulgent, they
didn't have enough money to properly record anything else.

Side 2 of the record caused consternation at the time:
Neu! had quite simply run out of money to finish recording
the album, so side 2 is made up entirely of their previously
released single "Neuschnee/Super", manipulated at various
playback speeds on a recordplayer, or mangled in a cassette
recorder. Critics at the time dismissed this as a cheap
gimmick and a rip-off. Whilst it was indeed an experiment
born of desperation and necessity, it was entirely in
keeping with Neu's pop art aesthetics, taking a 'ready-made'
sound object and re-presenting it with a series of stylized
manipulations, and also quite in keeping with the way Neu's
music deconstructed and pared down the form of rock music.
Dinger has since pointed to side 2 of this album as being a
prototype of the now ubiquitous multiple 'remixes' which
typically accompany any pop single release.


Very cute.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2006-06-07 11:34 [#01915064]
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i didn't know that they did that because they ran out of
money. i think they should have saved their money and spent
it on the third album. ach, jetzt ist es zu spat.

still can't find the umlaut, too little time to look...


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-07 11:45 [#01915066]
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i once bought a flotsam and jetsam album. fuck me that was
dreadful, most disappointing purchase was probably solaris
by photek. bought some kid606 albums that where shite also.
i could go on and maybe will when i am charged by a second
wind. stay tuned all fans of directionless opinionating.


 


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