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Just when Arnie thought the other guys wouldn't bully him anymore after he in a calm and composed manner told them he didn't like it when they bullied him, they pulled another prank. What was in the bag wasn't, as he had been told, a "we're so sorry Arnie" gift, but rather a pile of dog poo. Arnie shortly thereafter left the room and got lost on his way home. |
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in fact the guy on the left just crawled out of the closet, and the guy in the middle is looking to a monkey reading his lines for him because he keeps forgetting. the guy bottom middle cant hold his laughter any longer, and the guy bottom right is the laid-back type. and of course mr. pink knows he's being made fun of. |
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Geoff had told Pete that it was a bad idea. "It a bad idea, you dont even have erectile disfunction" he'd said. But Pete was an avante garde thinker and although he new his old army buddy Geoff was probably right, he couldn't resist. He bought twelve grams of viagra from greasy robot who he had met in a car park. One day a week later, Geoff got a phone call. "Yo geoff I need some help man" "Whats up Pete?" "Man remember that thing with the robot" "Yeah, you didnt buy that sit did you?" "..." "Fuck man, well don't take any!" "..." "Oh god. Oh jesus. Meet me in the garage NOW" |
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This picture, taken in 1993, shows Margaret Corionn, the inventor of the razor blade, in front of her 18th century style cottage outside of sussex. Margarets birthplace is only a few hundred meters from this location and though it is now a shopping mall, Margaret decided she'd try and build her cottage quite close to the place she knew and recognised as "home." Note also the large slab of cheese in her back yard which Margaret has had since she was 15. She refers to it as "pollysex" and refuses to eat it or let anyone else eat it. Experts assume the cheese is nothing more than an empty shell with mold inside, but due to ms Corionns tender nature, no-one's ever dared to tell her about it. |
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This guy is weird. End. |
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WOW HAHAHAHAHAH LOL |
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As the Sun plummetted to earth, it became rapidly apparent to Jessica that it was a lot smaller than science had told her, and that the one U-HAUL van might just be sufficient to transport it back to her Love Shack |
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Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synth-pop confections, the Pet Shop Boys' cheeky, smart and utterly danceable music established them among the most commercially and critically successful groups of their era. Always remaining one step ahead of their contemporaries, the British duo navigated the constantly shifting landscape of modern dance-pop with rare grace and intelligence, moving easily from disco to house to techno with their own distinctive image remaining completely intact; satiric and irreverent -- yet somehow strangely affecting -- the Pet Shop Boys transcended the seeming disposability of their craft, offering wry and thoughtful cultural commentary communicated by the Morse code of au courant synth washes and drum-machine rhythms. When 1985's "West End Girls" became an international chart-topper, its massive success propelled the Pet Shop Boys' 1986 debut LP Please into the Top Ten. In 1987 the duo resurfaced with the superb Actually, which launched three more Top Ten smashes -- "It's a Sin," a lovely cover of the perennial "Always on My Mind," and "What Have I Done to Deserve This?," a duet between singer Neil Tennant and the great Dusty Springfield. A year later, the Pet Shop Boys issued their third studio LP, the eclectic Introspective; the single "Domino Dancing" was their final Top 40 hit in the U.S. |
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"YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE!!!" Shouted Jonathan as they all joined hands and hoped their devious plan to outsmart the evil starfish would work. What they didn't know was that the key person, codenamed Mister Gull, had already been devoured by ten starfish on his way back from work that very same day. |
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John suddenly realised this wasn't the most lifelike dream he'd ever had. |
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a nice gull everyday became near me! |
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"i want to be strong" thought Annie one day. for a whole week she was thinking of the best way for a girl like her to be strong, independent and to feel secure. after a week of thinking and doubting she decided to buy a riffle. her friend took a photo of Annie holding her riffle. nobody could believe when it appeared that Annie bought her riffle after ending a relationship with her boyfriend. and when her neighbours found her dead one day, with the riffle barrel in her mouth. her brain and all her thoughts were scattered all over the wall behind her. |
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There was this elephant who decided to get a part time job at a bakery* to save up to buy a toilet. When he showed up to the interview the manager asked the elephant what qualifications he had to work a part time job. As the elephant passionately laid out hsi extensive retail and patisserie experience, the manager interrupted him curltly explaining, "Wait.... if you buy a toilet, and you flush your business -- what will the poor dung beetles eat?" Just then the elephent straigthened his tie and tossed this beauty of a zinger orally into the ether; "They shall eat your finest croissants" the elephant intoned, "and doubtless that they shant taste the diff" *you should know that this particular bakery is known for the unusual poor quality of its croissants |
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hahahaha this thread is great. |
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"Thats where I raped the third one" Fredro told Julia |
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now you killed the funniness. : ( |
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sorry i fucked up your trip :( |
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Obi. It's rifle. There's only one f. For the love of God, Obi. THERE'S ONLY ONE EFF IN RIFLE!! |
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for the love of aengus ! hhahah ! you're right :) goodnight. |
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hahahahhahahahaha |
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how about this one? Who wants to tell its story? http://shocku.com/111/ |
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Steven knew it was inevitable. Today he would finally walk into the meeting with no pants on, just like in his nightmares. |
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Fredrik finally figured out which side was supposed to be up and let out a sigh of relief. Happiness, though, however sweet it is, doesn't last... |
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Just as Mami was gettin' jiggy with it, the aliens overmind appeared out of the blue and asked her with a soft voice "may I harvest your internal organs?" Mami was so bewildered by the overminds sudden appearance that she unwittingly blurted out "SSOOOOO.. DID YOU SEE LAST WEEKS EPISODE OF SEX AND THE CITY?" Upon which the overmind said "no." |
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