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Organ Grinder from my own little fantasy world on 2001-06-04 07:11 [#00008177]



has anyone ever noticed how AFX looks a hell of a lot like
Jesus? just thought i'd say something. But wouldn't it be
funny as hell if he were jesus, and when the world
eventually ended WE all ended up living in paradise? just a
thought. i'm REEEEALLY bored. Don't think i worship him or
anything....like i think he's Jesus....phhhht! *walks over
to AFX shrine he built*
JUST KIDDING!!


 

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-04 08:12 [#00008179]



I don't believe that aphex twin is god. In fact, I don't
believe that Jesus is god. In the first place "god" is so
unclearly defined, that it is impossible to determine if it
exists because people disagree what you're referring to. I'm
as sure god doesn't take the form of a human as I am that he
doesn't take the form of a turnup. If you define it as an
all powerful force or the force that is responsible for
creating, evolution or energy are gods. Maybe that Hindu
peanut eating elephant is the real god.
"Please Mr. Simpson, do not offer my god a peanut."


 

od from perth on 2001-06-04 09:22 [#00008182]



course jesus isnt god
god is like his dad or something, isnt he?

but here are some other '='s for you.

beck = dennis from just shoot me
jamiroquai = RDJ
RDJ = this bloke i always see in town
MCA (from beastie boys) = that bloke at the shops who wont
answer to MCA


 

1988 mcdonalds happymeal transforming milkshake from uk on 2001-06-04 14:36 [#00008207]



i dont know. last time i met jesus he was rocking theis new
afro cut. he was also wearing an ice blue puma jumpsuit and
fresh pair of k-swiss trainers and looking oh so fly.

last time i saw aphex he was in soho wearing an ugly green
coat looking like a gruby little gypsie mongrel.


 

crapnose from Montreal on 2001-06-05 01:15 [#00008262]



DUDE! i posted that on the Astralwerks message board a while
ago! i noticed that, it's so crazy. there's this one pic i
saw where he looks 100% exactly like jesus. crazy.


 

Ross from can. on 2001-06-05 04:51 [#00008271]



there's this guy i know who looks exactly like richard d
james..kinda funny actually..he also looks like a guy from
mogwai


 

rubbish john from a tea-pot on 2001-06-05 09:28 [#00008294]



i'm sure if barber shops could've been found on the dusty
streets of nazereth around 2000 years ago, jesus would of
gone in and had a shave and a haircut, probably a crew-cut
or something, and then, i think it would be plain to see for
every one that the aphex twin and jesus did not look alike.
everyone here is just making an association with long hair
and a beard.
i mean, if the aphex twin is a jesus
look-a-like, he is also a moses look-a-like and a god
look-a-like and a father christmas look-a-like.
i don't like all this association with biblical figures
either, the aphex twin is just a normal bloke, and i think
the only person who can contest that last statement is
richard d. james, himself.


 

Organ Grinder from my own little fantasy world on 2001-06-05 16:26 [#00008328]



just trying to get your attention, ppls. I really hope that
no one is getting overreacted to my honest afx joke.


 

rubbish john from a tea-pot on 2001-06-05 16:38 [#00008332]



i'm sorry if i seem as if i'm over-reacting or anything.
if jesus was alive today, do you reckon he would do loads of
lsd and listen to afx or do reckon he'd wear his hair in
pigtails and dance about in his bedroom to s club 7 ????


 

po{e} from the uk on 2001-06-05 21:30 [#00008364]



ok, i notic you mention paradise.....hmmm, if mr James's
videos are anything to go by, it will be full of psychotic
little deamon children, demon faced fit ladies, a post
apocalyptic wasteland estate with pipes....

dont know about you but i prefer beautiful ladies serving me
nice drinks some place nice with a load of other shit i
like.


 

Netlon Sentinel from from from from from on and on 2001-06-05 21:31 [#00008365]



if richard is jesus, shouldn't we nail him to some cross or
anything? only then can we truly worship him, right?


 

Ross from can. on 2001-06-06 04:55 [#00008405]



netlon- *owch*


 

aphyd on 2001-06-06 05:33 [#00008408]



richard certainly needs a god. his music makes it seem like
he's crying for comfort.


 

rubbish john on 2001-06-06 09:38 [#00008438]



po{e} - what the fuck are you on about?

have you you repied to the wrong thread of messages?

don\'t make me say it!


 

rubbish john from i dunno where on 2001-06-06 09:39 [#00008439]



po{e} - what the fuck are you on about?

have you you repied to the wrong thread of messages?

don\'t make me say it!


 

po{e} from the uk on 2001-06-06 11:05 [#00008447]



ok, the bloke said this would be heaven if he was jesus, i
said what richards heaven probably would be

and i am not a silly little boy, so neeer!


 

rob fragilenine from under your cupboard on 2001-06-07 02:05 [#00008549]



od: who's this dude at the shops? does he look like MCA?
what shops???? i live in perth too.......


 

od from perth on 2001-06-07 14:20 [#00008605]



hey rob
come get pissed at pot black at the hillarys mariner
(spelling?) with us etc etc..
me and obskure jim used to see this MCA lookalike character
at the glangarry shops in duncraig loads. jims all grown up
and shit and hes completely pot dependant which should make
him a right larf but hes not a whole lotta fun so i dont
hang out with him much anymore.
we used to go "hey theres that dodgy MCA character" and he
never noticed his small brush with fame.
coz we used to hang out there and eat chips and stuff after
a couple of cones.


 

od from perth on 2001-06-07 14:25 [#00008606]



oh yeah yeah
he does looka lot like MCA at the "shake your rump" era.
MCA looks quite different at different stages.
anyone notice he raps the least out of the three?


 

streamer on 2001-06-07 14:28 [#00008607]



Less than the others? Maybe on the tunes where they MC
collectively, but he's the only one who does tunes alone. eg
Bodhasitva Vow (or whatever it's called!), which is by the
way, one of the finest tunes in the known Universe!!
What a beat.........


 

rob fragilenine from polyhouse 4 on 2001-06-07 14:30 [#00008609]



yeah i have noticed that he raps the least, although i think
he's got the best voice out of them all, it's kinda more
laid back than the rest...

duncraig eh? well last time i was there was monday night,
but i live in cannington. what shop exactly?


 

dronox from michigan on 2001-06-08 01:26 [#00008655]



Actually- I noticed it as well- It's part of an art peice
I'll be submitting soon... you'll love it.


 

PhobiazeroIsGod from Phobiazero rules on 2001-08-29 20:35 [#00027560]



Aphex is GOD


 

Organ Grinder from from my own little phuqed up wrld on 2001-08-29 20:54 [#00027562]



good god. this topic is old. i think i started it when i
first came here... in fact it's the first message i posted i
believe....


 

Gene Hackman on 2001-10-06 14:10 [#00039215]



Die Hard was a brilliant film.


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-07-05 06:16 [#02303711]
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i am the christ deburger
shove your face in my relish


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-07-05 06:23 [#02303715]
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he grins like jesus


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-07-05 06:24 [#02303717]
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jesus had a lot to smile about


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-05 06:32 [#02303719]
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he is the devil


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-07-05 06:34 [#02303721]
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in miss jones


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-05 07:03 [#02303736]
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aphex isnt fuckin JESUS this thread sucks


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-07-05 07:05 [#02303738]
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jesus of galilee was resurrected like this thread


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-05 07:06 [#02303739]
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it dont even got avatars


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-05 07:07 [#02303741]
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what would jesuses xlt avatar be (wwjxab)


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-07-05 07:10 [#02303743]
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i think thats obvious


 


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