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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-05-26 20:38 [#01907655]
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Today after graduation practice we (a friend and I) were driving and noticed a box of 500 or so ballons in the back of his van. So all the whlie on the ride home, I sat in the passenger seat inflating all of them I could without getting too sick. We had nearly 400 done, some didn't work or popped. We were on the Interstate, literally packed to bursting point with balloons in a van and we could barely move or see while laughing our asses off.
We got to going a good speed, then I carefully opened the side door and we let them all go out onto the highways and interstate. Some flew right into peoples windshields which could have been bad, but wasn't thankfully.
It was great fun though. It's not common the see a van traveling 60 MPH and hundreds of ballons come flying out the side all of a sudden. :D
Whats the funniest thing you've done in public?
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zero-cool
on 2006-05-26 22:26 [#01907678]
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funny :D
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2006-05-26 22:34 [#01907679]
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you inflated 400 balloons with your lungs in a moving van? so the balloons were each the size of quarters or this stunt was physically impossible in several ways...
oh wait, maybe you're doing one of those things... what's it called... oh right, exaggerating
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-05-27 07:29 [#01907829]
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No, it's a big van, one of the industrail ones without seats or anything in the back, the balloons were all about...6-7 inches in diameter. We had about 2 hour drive home. 400 +/- 20 were filled in that time.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2006-05-27 08:36 [#01907856]
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i don't understand how you had the physical endurance to inflate 400 balloons with your lungs, though.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-27 08:47 [#01907860]
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he's swift jams!
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2006-05-27 09:01 [#01907864]
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plus, that means you had to inflate 3 1/3 balloons per minute. even taking into account a friend's help, you'd still have to tie each one and given the giggle factor, i think that you'll find that this would be a mathematical impossibility!
b/t ([g+t]-h) = no way dude
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-05-27 09:02 [#01907865]
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theyre only balloons, what are you gay? its not that hard to blow up some balloons
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2006-05-27 09:05 [#01907866]
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i'd like to see you blow up that many balloons for two hours straight in a moving van WITH giggle factor.
myth BUSTED
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-05-27 09:05 [#01907867]
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hahahaha
WHO PAID FOR THE BALLOONS!!!!!
see, i made a reference to...o nevermind goddammit
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-05-27 09:06 [#01907868]
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sounds like next summer's blockbuster
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-05-27 14:25 [#01907997]
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"It's a waste of student activity fees. Are you telling me you paid for the air?!"
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-27 14:29 [#01907998]
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i once kicked a stone along a path
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-05-27 14:51 [#01908014]
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OMG did u get pix?
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-05-27 16:03 [#01908051]
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i once kicked an immigrant across a ravine
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-05-27 16:23 [#01908060]
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i once...
...no i didnt
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-05-27 16:24 [#01908062]
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You Once ?
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morguean
from Calgary (Canada) on 2006-05-27 16:35 [#01908066]
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masturbated in a golf cart in the rain.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-05-27 16:36 [#01908067]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fav+
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-05-27 17:11 [#01908086]
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i threw a cricket ball at someone when they wern't looking
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-05-27 19:15 [#01908138]
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Ouch, how hard? The laugh rate is going to depend on velocity here.
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glasseater
from Switzerland on 2006-05-27 19:28 [#01908139]
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you still risked people lives....
Not funny AT ALL
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-05-27 19:45 [#01908148]
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oh it missed them. but he didnt see the car coming when he picked it up....
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-05-27 19:51 [#01908151]
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Ohno.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-05-28 09:31 [#01908386]
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its ok because it was a joke
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Combo
from Sex on 2006-05-28 10:10 [#01908391]
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99 Luftballons are already a lot !
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-05-28 10:25 [#01908402]
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were there balloons coming out of the car?
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-05-28 10:36 [#01908417]
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yes. it was funny because we nearly caused a pile up
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