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i accidentally touched dog shit
 

offline mimi on 2006-05-16 10:19 [#01899785]
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while cleaning up after my pooch as i was walking him. now
i can't get the smell out! i tried dipping my hand in nail
polish remover, vinegar, you name it. fuck

now it's probably invading my keyboard


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-05-16 10:22 [#01899787]
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Ghastly.


 

offline mimi on 2006-05-16 10:22 [#01899789]
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just kidding


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-16 10:23 [#01899790]
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poo hands!!! poo hands!!! you've got the lurgy!!!


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-05-16 10:36 [#01899803]
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polish remover ? hahah


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-16 10:37 [#01899805]
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i remember playing football and my brother dived for the
ball and missed and put his hand in a steaming turd


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2006-05-16 10:40 [#01899808]
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maybe its somewhere besides your hands if you can still
smell it?

try rubbing catshit on your hands, its dogshits natural
antithetic.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-16 10:41 [#01899809]
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is it in your mouth?


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2006-05-16 10:42 [#01899810]
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i smell a great idea for the next vibes.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-16 10:46 [#01899819]
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i accidently went into a wine bar, that's far more horrific.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2006-05-16 10:49 [#01899830]
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Was the internet down at your regular spot?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-16 10:51 [#01899835]
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HaHa Ha. Thats means your homosexual.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-16 10:57 [#01899839]
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shit


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offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-16 10:59 [#01899842]
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more shit


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offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-05-16 11:08 [#01899851]
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did you wash your hands in warm water? it opens the pores
and smell enters, thus creating a longer-lasting effect.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-16 11:13 [#01899864]
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You probably use body soap and light candles also


 

offline John IX from Near Dublin (Ireland) on 2006-05-16 11:21 [#01899871]
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My friend Steve once ate dog shit for money.

No joke.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-05-16 11:25 [#01899876]
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you will smell like shit for the rest of your life


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-05-16 11:27 [#01899880]
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A 1/2 cup for $100.00 ?

A (little) bit more detail would be nice.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-05-16 11:47 [#01899906]
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fuck dogs...


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-05-16 11:51 [#01899912]
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try dipping your hand in trance music.

i hear that will get any shit stain out


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-05-16 11:52 [#01899914]
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oh sorry, im mistaken

it will "cover up" any-shit-smell.



 

offline xceque on 2006-05-16 11:54 [#01899919]
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If everywhere you sniff smells like god shit maybe you've
got dogshit on your nose. Which begs the question 'how?'.
Which prompts me to state that I don't wan't to know how.


 

offline xceque on 2006-05-16 11:54 [#01899920]
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god shit. now there's a concept...


 

offline John IX from Near Dublin (Ireland) on 2006-05-16 12:01 [#01899933]
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He dipped his finger into dog-diarrhea and licked it off for
like... €7 or something...


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-16 12:04 [#01899936]
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does god ever shit?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-05-16 12:06 [#01899939]
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where do you think you came from?


 

offline xceque on 2006-05-16 12:39 [#01899985]
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*chortles*


 


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