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ok. so we're all in the computer lab at school. and i finished my essay and found out that we had to make a cover for the essay. so i go on the interweb and start searching for sights on the film"Pi". the searches don't give me jack squat. so i resort to the "pi-movie" site. i already know that it is gonna be really loud. so i turn the volume off on the computer, and i turn to my bud and say, "this site is loud as shit." (cause it is, right) so i click on the link from yahoo. i jump to the site. no music. just silence. sweet. i hit the index page of the site, past all of the cinema thingies, and the fucking sound jumps up all the way and the fucking music kicks in. everyone in the huge ass computer lab glares at me. i react by turning around and looking at them like they are all crazy. one chick screams out, "thats the creepiest music i've ever heard!" all the time its blasting. i quickly smash my hand onto the mouse and log off the interweb. i was completely humiliated. thanks to clint mansell's music, i will never be humiliated again. |
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Cover your embarresment by dancing :) |
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you should have gone to the hyperreal loop page and played ventolin full blast :) |
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Huh, that doesn't sound so bad! Loud music, so what... at least someone didn't pull a vibrator out of your school bag or something... THAT would have been mighty embarrassing... |
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i was thinking of lunging out of my chair and screaming "virus, my computer has a virus!!! aaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!" the computer lab lady screamed at me too. i had to tell her that i did turn the volume off before going to the site, i even told her that my bud saw me do it. |
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I got hit by a car when I was 16 and my leg was shattered. I couldnt walk for 3 months and I lost a lot of weight. I was back at the hospital for a checkup while on crutches and my shorts, which were too big for me from all the weight I lost, dropped to the ground in the middle of the hospital's main waiting area. I couldnt bend down to get them up so I was standing in front of about 30 people in my underwear untilla nurse came and helped he get them up. Dont even talk to me about music blaring at school :) |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh my god, that was fucking funny, Taoist... I laughed out loud. I shattered my leg the same way, I had the bone sticking out, snapped in half. I was on crutches for awhile, and I remember the first time I went for a checkup, I was going up the stairs on my crutches. And I just lost my balance and tumbled backwards, and crashed into an old lady behind me. She broke my fall, and I broke her hip. :-) |
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Thats not so bad man! In high school we used to pick on this one kid, we made him get naked in a public place and yell "im a duck!" and stuff like that, he would cry and stuff too.... we would make him do and eat things we found on the ground, make him do too many drugs and stuff.... he said we ruined his life... and we did.. so be happy you didnt know poeple like me or my friends..... cheer up! |
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that immensly sucks |
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Yes... so be happy man! really... I probably wouldnt do that sort of stuff now.... I mean we trashed his house, stole from him, made him drink like 30 smoke butts in bong water, eat ash, roaches, shit, smoke my pubic hair! hahaha...., do everything you could imagine... we got him into fights and stuff... we made him cry too many times.... he couldnt do anything about it, and it was so bad that he called us like 4 days later wanting to hang out and shit... he was attached in such a bad way. |
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Reflex, I'll NEVER forgive you for what you did to me. I still have nightmares. I'm a duck!!! I'm a duck!!! NOOOO!!!! |
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OFEKS::. you silly bastard! NO! |
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hehehe |
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ha. last week i was in the library doin research on the web on natural selection for AP Bio, & i typed in www.naturalselection.com, & then all these military com radio sounds and machine gun firing came on, & i was like WTF?! lesson i learned: always do a Google search on the topic 1st! |
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I once went to offer a girl a ciggarette and pulled a packet of condoms out. No sex!!! |
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My mom caught me having sex once, she's light on her feet when she comes down the stairs, and I was too distracted to hear her. Oh shit... I really wish that didn't happen. And yet, I wish it would happen again. At least that would mean I'm getting laid. I just wish she'd fucking knock. Annoying woman! |
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No ones caught me having sex thank god! |
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Hey Ophecks what did your mom say? That almost happened to me once but I heard her just in time:) |
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Thats what your mom said last night, 'cept I could hear her so well with all my sperm gurglin in her mouth. Sorry Ive always wanted to say that to someone. hhee.e |
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She just looked in, and in a split second turned around and walked away... Awkward... to say the least. We never mentioned it again, but she's always told me to ''use protection, blablabla'', and she trusts me because I'm a goody two shoes, so it wasn't a problem... but DAMN, it was embarrassing. Urghghg... But hey, she was like 17 when she had me or something, so I can always point that out to her to make her leave me alone. |
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mom's are ninjas when it comes to shit like that. they can find out all your secrets and terminate you just by slipping some cyanide into your mashed potatoes. don't underestimate them. it'll kill you. |
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did you even finish? |
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It was my Dad who walked in on me!!! Lots of dissaproving looks over his glasses, nothing said! |
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did you finish? |
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We didn't finish, just kind of nervously laughed and stopped... she left, and I spent all day in my room, dreading the thought of going upstairs and facing my mom... she obviously wasn't mad or anything, but she was as embarrassed as I was. FUCK, I wish that never happened. |
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i would have finished, i probably would have gone into hiding from my moms and pops, though. |
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you should of left it on , fuck all of those people! |
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i should have danced which includes leaving it on. it'd be quite silly and very sexy to ladies, if i jammed out in the lab. |
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