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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-05-02 18:46 [#01891514]
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im not into fight crap films, but bruce lee is just
enjoyable to watch!

i can watch his flicks over and over again..when they're on
telly :)


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offline nacmat on 2006-05-02 18:48 [#01891516]
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they rarely put his movies in spain.... wonder why

not a big fan though

... maybe if he threw some afx shit I would love it


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-02 18:50 [#01891521]
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you mean when the remote is over the other side of the room.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-05-02 18:55 [#01891525]
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Makes me think of that dick IT support guy in The Office.
And of a dick IT guy when I used to work in an office.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-05-02 19:06 [#01891527]
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seriously. i remember when i was younger i would watch it on
vhs and i would 'analyze' certain scenes whit strikingly
fast moves where it was obvious it's faked. but still, it is
all part of the artial marts film making so i would have a
laugh (those sounds he was making during fighting were
amusic as well), but still appreciate it :)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-05-02 19:07 [#01891528]
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amusic=amusing


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-02 19:18 [#01891533]
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i wasn't allowed to watch violent things as a child, i was
fed on a diet of pipkins and jim'll fix it.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-05-02 19:21 [#01891535]
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haha


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-05-02 19:24 [#01891536]
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Pipkins was marinated in the embalming fluid that is death
itself. Which is basically what kids want.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-02 19:33 [#01891542]
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right you fucker! i'm going to order the dvd.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-05-02 19:44 [#01891545]
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enter the dragon is a great movie, for instance... he was
the best. :)


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-05-02 23:27 [#01891605]
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Bruce Lee was a man. All his movies are entertaining, except... I
saw Game of Death for the first time just last year... the
fight scenes were awesome but I can't believe they went
ahead with the rest of that movie, pretty shameful stuff.

Speaking of macho movies, I watched Commando today for some
reason... I could physically feel my testes flooding full of
testosterone.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-05-02 23:54 [#01891612]
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Bruce Lee is/was the only man to ever have the skill to
actually roundhouse Chuck Norris.

Bruce Lee is so badass he could father more children from
beyond the grave. Ha. YOU WISH.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-03 00:30 [#01891616]
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bruce lee.
baddest mofo to walk the earth,i fully intend to get a full
back piece(tattoo)of this great man.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2006-05-03 00:32 [#01891617]
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i been studying martial arts for 15 years and really like
certain martial arts movies too but i never dug bruce lee at
all.... it always just seemed like showy adolescent crap to
me, even as a teenager. At least jackie chan has that buster
keaton aspect and never pretended to be actually bad-ass or
macho in real life. An that bruce lee biography was
atrociious and didn;t say much for the guy.

for me toshiro mifune is THE martial art movie guy. no
slo-mo, no posturing, no machoness.. just pure swift action
and shit cool moves.



 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-03 00:36 [#01891618]
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ah you see,what your missing is the fact bruce lee is the
only man ever to film fight scenes in one go.
but i agree with jackie chan,awesome to watch.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-05-03 00:38 [#01891619]
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mifune could out-act and out-badass lee in his sleep... but
who would win in a fight?


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2006-05-03 01:10 [#01891621]
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i'd say ll'd be cloven in half before he got his top off


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2006-05-03 01:10 [#01891622]
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i meant lee'd be cloven in half


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-05-03 01:17 [#01891623]
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I was wondering, and this is a serious question... who would
win in a real fight, Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? I know that
The Chuck was some sort of undefeated full-contact martial
arts champion for years and years. While The Bruce never did
anything like that, but had fought on the streets, which may
or may not have more real-world relevance.

So say you put Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee in a room and make
them fight to the death. Or also, under more controlled
conditions. Who do you think would win? I know that
anti-matter would probably form if they were to hit each
other, destroying everything within a 1000 mile radius, but
pretend that wouldn't happen.

I have a Malibu Bruce Lee comic where he has a dojo
downtown, and an obvious and evil Chuck Norris clone named
Ace Zeppelin has a competing dojo across the street. They
fight.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-05-03 01:26 [#01891625]
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Actually I think I already know who you'd say, judging by
your disdain for Lee. Besides, it's Chuck Norris.

How about Seagal?


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-03 01:27 [#01891626]
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my cat could out act bruce lee,but hes still the daddy.
due to the fact he was 867 times faster than chuck,that
would settle it.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-03 01:27 [#01891627]
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hes just a cook.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-05-03 01:29 [#01891629]
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Seagal can do it all. He owned a dojo, he's released an
incredible blues album... and some other stuff.

Lee couldn't really act but when you watch an interview with
him, he's got some sort of bizarre intensity. It's
charismatic and crazy.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-03 03:00 [#01891653]
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APPRECIATED!!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-03 03:01 [#01891656]
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you know that Bruce would win.. he taught chuck all
he knows for gods sake!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-03 03:13 [#01891660]
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Decent films for what they are, but I have even more respect
for him for what he did to help bring Kung Fu (and other
chinese martial arts) to the west and break down the racist
traditions of not teaching westerners it.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-03 03:14 [#01891661]
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Agreed. He would happily hand Chuck his "ass on a plate", so
to speak, as well as Muhammad Ali.


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2006-05-03 03:17 [#01891662]
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That's right and that Okie fuck gave him the finger after
leaving his master. Then he capitalized.
A grandmaster student of his JKD "style" says Lee was
murdered via natural poisons that disenegrate after
metabolizing in the body...
and that his son, Jason, was sniped.
This info. comes from a man that worked in Naval
Intelligence, learned from Lee's righthand man in Oakland,
and was the first (maybe only?) American to be recognized in
China with a belt.
Grandmaster Gary Dill is his name.
I took classes in his very small studio for a bit, only to
be told to learn from a book for $50/month. That kinda
pissed me off...
His site


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2006-05-03 03:18 [#01891663]
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For fucks sake Here


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-03 03:49 [#01891672]
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"Prof. Dill with Ninja Grandmaster
Stephen K. Hayes"

This picure conveys perfectly the fact that an awful lot of
masters do not in any way, shape or form look "hard". We
used to remark in Kung Fu classes that the Sifu and 2 other
masters looked so normal it was disarming, normal haircuts,
normal clothes, normal voices, everything. None of them even
had the sort of build that you would stand down to in a
fight, but any of them could KO you in seconds.


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offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-03 04:42 [#01891683]
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I want to learrn karrate orr something. I did it when I was
a kid but quit because it was too cold on my feet.


 

offline zombie on 2006-05-03 04:44 [#01891684]
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Been watching a few kung fu movies recently, especially 80s
horror ones - Mr Vampire, Chinese Ghost Story etc. Really
like Sammo Hung, quite a big guy - looks overweight but
moves really well. His fight set in a crypt against a
"hopping vampire" in Encounters of a Spooky Kind is
something to experience.

Sammo fought Bruce in Enter the Dragon. Can anyone recommend
other Bruce Lee films as its the only one I've watched.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-03 04:56 [#01891685]
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Just out of interest, what's your motivation for learning?
Do you want more confidence? Better self discipline? To be
able to handle yourself in a fight? Self defense? Or do you
just want to be able to compete in fights from a sports
POV?

This isn't anything probing to see if you want to learn "for
the right reason", it's just that if it's for something
other than sports fighting/confidence, there are other arts
I'd recommend, unless you have your heart set on karate.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-03 05:02 [#01891686]
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What trriggerred it I've been worrking with this guy, Keith,
and he's been telling me about fights that he's wound up in
and how he always comes out on top, and I thought Ok
whateverr, anyway we werre messing about and I went to take
a joke punch at him and beforre I knew what the fuck had
happened I was flat on my back. He doesn't worrrry about any
fights orr trrouble, he's 100% confident he'll be able to
win without, that is, stamping on a perrsons head and being
the one in trrouble himself.


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-05-03 05:02 [#01891687]
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hmm... I rather go the Kendo way...

I would love to have one of those suits to play live...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-03 05:03 [#01891688]
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kendo is boring and rigid... you can get the suits anyway...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-03 05:05 [#01891689]
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Yeah I'm not especially fussed about karrate...


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-05-03 05:10 [#01891691]
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I'm very rigid.

And I like the way they fight. Standin' quietly...

Have you tried that?
There's a dojo here and I'm seriously thinkin' bout join
them...


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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-05-03 05:25 [#01891694]
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jet li would probably kill them all.


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-05-03 05:26 [#01891695]
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and what about Charles Bronson?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-03 05:31 [#01891697]
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what about the terrminatorr


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-05-03 05:32 [#01891698]
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wich model?

oh, and don't forget Robocop...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-03 05:33 [#01891699]
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liquidfuckingmetal


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-03 05:37 [#01891700]
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tried, yes

got bored quick.


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-05-03 05:37 [#01891701]
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bah, an old T800 can take that fucker down...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-03 05:47 [#01891702]
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i love all this stuff


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-03 06:13 [#01891704]
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If it's purely for self defense, a lot of people recommend
grappling based martial arts. Judo and Akido (and even
proper olympic style wrestling) are both meant to be very
good (I've only studied Judo of those) and there's a quick
"pick up time". By that I mean so long as you're reasonably
fit, you'll get to a level where you can at least have a
fighting chance, not too long after starting training. I
often think a lot of kicking/punching based arts
(particularly those that focus on kicks) take quite a while
to get good enough to be much cop in a self defense
situation. By just studying judo for 2-3 months, you won't
be winning UFC any time soon, but for your common/garden
street fights, you should at least be able to chuck them on
the floor and run away, even if they're a fair bit bigger
than you.

Even if you want to do something like Karate/Tae Kwon
Do/Kung Fu, consider learning grappling as well as any
fights that last longer than 20 seconds tend to wind up on
the floor and against a stronger opponent, unless you know
how to grapple, you're stuffed.

As much as I like Kung Fu (mainly Dragon that I studied), I
have to concede that there's a bit too much art in it if
it's purely for practical reasons you want to learn; it's
obviously not to tai chi levels, but in a street fight, to
quote my master, "A lot of the form goes out the window;
it's all pretty fast and brutal. You may even just end up
punching."



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-03 06:24 [#01891708]
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Also, re: things like stamping on people's heads. Yes, it's
not exactly Queensbury rules, or "clean" fighting and it can
get you "in trouble" with the law if you're foolish enough
to hang around for the police to turn up. However, general
attitude among people who do it for self defense is:

a) They started it.
b) Why should you risk going to prison for defending
yourself?

Someone I used to train with got attacked by 3 guys. He KO'd
one, broke another one's arm and the third one ran off. The
bloke who was KO'd wasn't coming around any time soon, so he
went to a call box, rang an ambulance for them and then
legged it. Morally, that's fine by me. Even if the KO'd
bloke had brain damage as a result, it's his faultl; not the
person he attacked. Sadly, you can't rely on the law seeing
it that way, so a low profile is the way to go. It may seem
difficult to overcome the values you, particularly as a
Brit, will have probably had instilled since birth about a
gentlemanly clean fight. You need to forget that; In a
proper fight it doesn't work that way. A lot of "hard"
people are handy in a fight precisely because they
have no qualms about kicking you in the nuts, gouging eyes,
using ashtrays as weapons and ganging up. If you want a
chance of defending yourself, you need to lower yourself to
their level.

Naturally, use it with discretion. If some hopeless drunk
starts pushing you and you can get away without throwing a
punch, great, no need to unleash hell on them. However,
people who think you can always talk your way out of
it/run away are either naive or just fortunate enough to
never have been attacked for no reason.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-03 06:26 [#01891709]
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Apparently the T-800 "Able to interface with computers." I
bet that mofo is dripping with Firewire and USB leads...


 


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