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Requested that I download a Vivaldi CD for her, she can listen to while doing housework. Its exactly this shit, that pisses me off so much. |
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Recommend her SLSK! |
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Monoid> even though your the biggest dork on XLT, i have a feeling your mom, addopted you. Your her little bitch' but your still a needed part of the family. ps>Laura's 3 Vivaldi cds never get listened to anymore, if you would like to meet me at the corner of 27th and "O" street at any desired time, ill give them to you then, ohhh in Lincoln, Nebr. |
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i love you, monoid. |
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i thought you lived alone. |
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No, I dont. Yesterday, she came into my room and I cried, in a frenzy at her "How dare you come and look at me like that without being sent for? Answer!" |
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Golden! |
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"I'll tell you why you came here myself: you see, I don't give you your wages, you are so proud you don't want to bow down and ask for it, and so you come to punish me with your stupid stares, to worry me and you have no sus...pic...ion how stupid it is–stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! ..." |
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Oh snap. I passed 2000 points. |
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bahaha |
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Monoid> please dont reply to my posts, we have only been good friends.......like forever (renew my membership w/your main man Phobs and ill like you even less) |
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Just download it and burn it for her, what will it take like 5 minutes. She's your fuckin mom. |
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Adopted-mom. |
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She does not deserve it |
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you can't make an emo topic about burning your mom a cd, dude. you've exhausted your resources. |
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the Monoid franchise desperately needs an overhaul. the storylines have become really weak. |
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hahah... i think they're getting better as they get more absurd |
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Well what do you expect. Moniod is a weak character/person/troll to begin with. "Hey here's an idea - lets make him the biggest loser ever. It'll be entertaining." -Monoid's creators. |
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THATS NOT WHAT SHE ASKED ME TO DOWNLOAD FOR HER LAST NIGHT |
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OOOoooohohhhhhhhh! |
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i was gonna leave the money on the side, but your mum said it was free tonight. (its MUM not mom, bloody american english) |
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it's mam |
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I thought for Monoid it would be "Mein sexueller Missbrauch durch meine Mutter" |
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Mutti |
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I think one of the writers popped in the whole 'being German' thing at some point and then kind of forgot about and hoped we, the Zilty public, would forget too but oh no we don't and now the team of Monoid writers has to keep up with the 'being German' gambit. it's one of the many faults when the new writers got involved. |
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How dare you! |
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It's like Lost, except, there's even less chance of it ever being satisfactorily resolved. |
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and i'm surre he lived alone |
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Yeah i noticed that too. LOL Monoid needs an overhaul! |
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you sometimes get the idea that the Monoid writing team operates a bit like terrorist cells supposedly do - each individual writer knows there are other writers, but they never ever have actual contact, so how does he know they really exist (never read what any of the other people writes!), how does he know what he's doing is worthwhile, "oh FUCK this, just keep going.." |
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YOUR MA!!!!! |
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i sometimes wake up terrified by the idea that this xltronic is a product of monoid's mind. it doesn't really exist. |
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fuck vivaldi. that shit is boring. |
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Monoid (2002) Posting by John Waters Genre: Comedy / Crime / Emo (more) Tagline: An exercise in poor taste. (more) Plot Outline: A message board poster and a pair of swingers do battle with one another for the rights to the title "The Filthiest Poster Alive." (more) User Comments: Fascinating (more) User Rating: 5.8/10 Cast overview, first billed only: Monoid .... Monoid/Babs Johnson David Lochary .... Obara Mary Vivian Pearce .... Anon Mink Stole .... P0G0 Danny Mills .... Tridenti Edith Massey .... Edie Channing Wilroy .... Channing Cookie Mueller .... Qrter Paul Swift .... Pomme De Terre Susan Walsh .... Tragedy Linda Olgeirson .... Corrupted Girl Pat Moran .... Swears (Party Guest In Nazi Uniform) Jack Walsh .... Weathered Stoner Bob Skidmore .... Dog Belch Pat Lefaiver .... First Lesbian (more) Also Known As: John Waters' Monoid MPAA: Rated NC-17 for a wide range of perversions in explicit detail. Runtime: 93 min / Argentina:108 min (re-release) / Australia:106 min (re-release) / UK:104 min (re-release) / USA:108 min (re-release) Country: USA Language: English Color: Color Sound Mix: Dolby (1997 re-release) / Mono Certification: France:-16 / Finland:K-18 / Argentina:18 / Australia:(Banned) (original rating) / Australia:R (video rating) / Canada:(Banned) (Nova Scotia) (original rating) / Canada:18+ (Quebec) / Canada:R (Ontario) / Canada:XXX (Nova Scotia) (re-rating) (1997) / Ireland:18 / New Zealand:R18 / Norway:(Banned) (original rating) / Norway:18 (video rating) (1992) / UK:18 (cut) / USA:NC-17 (re-rating) (1997) / USA:X (original rating) |
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Genuine lols, which should be worth PayPal tokens. |
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hahahah! |
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aren't you one of these 15 year old fat wankers that cannot get along with real life ? you are such a sucker |
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<3 :D!!! |
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I remember the kafuffle surrounding that shout. I was adamant about Bob Skidmore playing me, but dog_belch wouldn't stop arguing with me, so in the end I said "fine. FINE! BE that way!" and I let Skidmore go, something I regret to this very day. don't misunderstand me, Cookie did a wonderful job, but Bob - DAMN! he's just got that sparkle, that zing that you want to see, he, well, he sucks your eyes, he SUCKS them! I wonder if anyone has ever asked Adam Ant if he is adamant about something. |
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shout = shoot. oh gosh. |
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when your on form,your on form sir. |
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download her some merzbow |
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ok i'm taking bets. which will come first? xltronic v.2.0 or monoids "i lost my virginity!" post. it's a rough one i know. |
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if and when the Monoid Collective decides in their bored wisdom to create such a thread, board response can be broken down as follows: 82% - oh, it's another thread by the Monoid Collective, look, someone else made a thread, I'll read that instead whatever it's about 17% - I'm not sure, although highly unlikely, Monoid might be a real person, however- the idea of such a person losing his virginity borders on that fine line between 'ridiculousness' and 'utter bollocks' 1% - posts by the Monoid Collective under their "real" Zilty names |
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oh and the 0.00001% that is phobiazero, going "doh", but in Swedish. so it's probably "döh". |
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2 things: 1. qrter is ruining Monoid for me. 3. once again i am left off of a list of cooler people at XLT. 4. I'm keeping the second thing to myself. and these last two don't count. |
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I'm afraid the team of writers behind Monoid have been ruining Monoid for the most of us, Steve. |
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that should be read in a HAL-like voice. |
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I imagined the voice of Joshua from War Games. |
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funny i heard christopher lloyd's voice. |
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