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I will now present to you, good patrons of XLTronic, some horrible and/or great names for a musician or band to use. It is solely up to you, the end user, to decide which category the names belong in. Also feel free to add your own names and/or use any of them. _ - FucKabob Stewdabaker TackelWeasel The Perpetual Shit Machine Darth Nader DJ ChickenPaste Rodneye Dangerdick |
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note: all of mine were made-up, but feel free to add real names to the list that you think are horrible. or horrible but still funny or likeable in some way. |
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Anything starting with "The". Way to many acts using the definitive article. |
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"the definitive article" heh NO OTHER ARTICLES NEEDED BUY YOURS FOR $99.99 TODAY AND SAY GOOD BYE TO THOSE PESKY ARTICLES CLUTTERING UP YOUR LIFE |
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"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies" "Young Trophy Wife" |
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Now online (28) ambsace Anus_Presley futureimage Drunken Mastah hma J198 vlari K300i Mertens jenf redrum stilaktive thodob justme aquagak r40f swears big qrter Zephyr Twin obara optimus prime handoverthecart dog_belch oyvinto Laserbeak Uelogy uzim ...and 13 guests but we all saw this coming. i feel dumber for having done it. |
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Sur mage Sizzling sperm on the frying pan Fuck me from behind then leave without paying Loop your poop Fuck your mother and your sister too Herren fra Lappland |
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Britney Spears. |
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It's funny that you have to say "the" in "the definite article" .. you just can't get away from it. |
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But does anyone know what I mean? Since the The strokes and The Hives came out, we've had five years of gormless bands calling themselves "The" whatevers. The Artic Monkeys for example, I knew they'd be shit even before I'd heard them. |
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it's like trance people calling themselves "DJ [insert retardation here]" |
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Yeah, but if they are actually a DJ....I know what you mean, though. DJ Otzi and stuff like that. Is he even a club DJ? |
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I think it's gone on since Year Dot, though to be fair, Arctic Monkeys are just Arctic Monkeys. Not that I like Arctic Monkeys. |
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well.. apparently some of them really are djs, but there seems to be some general misconception in the trance culture that a DJ makes the music.. certain other people who are both djs and artists only use the DJ when they actually are djing and when they're releasing they only use their "artist name" without the DJ prefix.. trance is weird. |
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I like the way all these grime kids call themselves things like "Ears" or "Twos" a plural name for an individual without using the definitive article. |
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can I change my nick to DJ Drunken Mastah to signify that I make music plz? |
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The DJ Drunken Mastah |
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Yeah, I understand that we had bands called The... before The Strokes! I'm not that young! It just seems that these groups are using "The" again (after nineties bands like Pulp, Nirvana, etc, stopped using it generally) to signify "classic" rock and fit in with all the other successful bands around now. |
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These things go round, tighter and tighter, quicker and quicker, the 2004 revival. Well, yeah, it was just as bad 10-15 years ago, Blur, Pulp, Ride, Lush, Moose, Bob, Loop The Blur The Pulp The Lush The Ride The Moose The Bob The Loop |
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The Xltronics is a folkpunk band from upper dakota right by the second gas station on your left after you leave aunties house. Their eclectic style of music brings to mind such bands as The WATMMS, The Hurdles, The Flicks, The Ripe Incest Victims and The The Famous Grouses, and with such an impressive list of references you know you just have to see this amazing twentysix-piece live band live tonight at The gas station! Lineup: Drunken Mastah - Guitar dog_belch - Guitar giginger - Guitar swears - Guitar mcbpete - Guitar redrum - Guitar Anus_Presley - Guitar i_x_ten - Guitar ambsace - Guitar GeminiFlipFlop - Guitar kelp7 - Rhodes melack - Guitar justme - Guitar thodob - Guitar pf - Guitar uzim - Lead Guitar SValx - Guitar r40f - Guitar futureimage - Guitar chambre noire - Guitar K300i - Guitar apydiagirls - Bass edga - Guitar big - Guitar furoi - Guitar qrter - Guitar oyvinto - Guitar hma - Guitar bogala - Guitar duppy - Guitar horsefactory - Guitar DeLtoiD - Guitar sadist - Guitar Combo - Guitar child810 - Guitar Quino Strider - Lead Guitar |
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Lush and Ride made at least one good album each! And don't forget Slowdive. A shoegazing revival would be...well shit, probably. |
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Which Lush album do you count as the good one? That's a genuine question, not me being "clever". |
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"Spooky" the Cocteau Twins-ish one. Not Lovelife that's just cheesy. I downloaded Split, it was just OK. Nowhere by Ride is nice too. |
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hahaha, nice. |
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'The' band names are fine, they are timeless, its just the nouns that seem to be crap recently, i think |
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xltronic singout group |
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britney's pears? |
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audioslave, radiohead and shitmat have always sounded pretty dumb to be, regardless of the music they make (i only like 1/3) |
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Adult. |
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rock steady crew = 100% |
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:) |
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DJ Salad Dressing The Oak Trees DJ Tissue Bin The Slow Children |
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here's some real band names: -Psycho Sluts from Mars (90s-ish girl metal band) -Eggs (some random band i heard about, one of their members was in SPIN) -The Vinnie Vincent Explosion (nightmare-inducing glam-metal band with the hit single "Boyz R Gonna Rock") -Tourette's Syndrome (awful death metal group, featuring songs like "Where's Jesus Now, Bitch") and a band my friend's dad knew called "Bowel Movement," whose demo was entitled "Listen to this Crap." (ironically, the music was quite good) |
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Apollo 440. |
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Ooo........ Ride! I've been thinking about them recently.... listening to Going Blank Again and Nowhere.... I saw them on their Australian tour in '92 (I think)....... |
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CuNt StiCks |
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i reckon an indefinite name would be better, as in "an aphex twin" or "an orb" or "a prodigy" |
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Ride were good, up to and including "Going blank again" IMO, then I liked one song when they suddenly became Creation after that. I had the first ep, oh what was it.. "Drive Blind" was on it that ends in wah-wah frenzy. Good though. The singer Mark's band after was alright, was it TheAnimalHouse, something like that. Nothing to go wild about, mind. Then I saw Andy Bell play with Oasis last month.... the music.. pfff, terrible really, just, a noise, bluster, a drunkard bellowing in your ear down the pub. Shame really. |
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THE Aphex Twins Boards of Northern North America Squaremover Awwtecker Postfuse 74 Come to vaddy Maxiimum Perk |
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"thatne is a smoove motherfucker." "the intelligent dance music is gays." "the forward slash forward slashes." |
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I guess Andy Bell is just doing it for the cash...happens, I suppose. |
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i recently came across DJ Motocross and found this fucking funny |
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DJ Swearski in the hooooouuuuse!!! |
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DJ Hot rod |
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the worst name ever.................. DJ Tiesto |
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some of my favs: 1-speed bike kotra - nice sounding, fits the music very much. |
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the best ones are the abstract ones. its a bit crap just releasing your music under your normal name. you need a shiny cool alias |
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i don't agree. aliases should only be used if that's a concept. Personally i find it stupid when i learn that two or more projects are one person in fact. This is connected with copyright stuff and contracts, if seriously, but people who start making music and are not signed to any big serious label are starting to brand themselves with often stupid and meaningless words. Of course, it is everyones own business. I'd like it if names were taken from some books, or films, for example, and in such case continued the context. For example, in some book there is a project name GNOY & SOPLY which plays gero-techno. And some person decides to bring it to life. When the band is more than one person, it is of course nice to name the group to reduce the quantity of letters. I hate that RDJ has numerous aliases. Why the fuck? For life not to be too easy? copyright stuff is the only excuse for that. -> imho |
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