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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-07 12:15 [#01874415]
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alright, enough about penises. let's discuss something deeper. what, in your opinion and according to your personal tastes, would define the perfect mate?
For me: physically, hair and eyes are a big thing. they also have to have an interesting personality, i don't do airheads. i want someone i can have an intriguing conversation with, not someone to do laundry. i want a woman who is strong, and strong enough to tell me when i'm a making a mistake. i want some kind, but firm, and creative as well. i also want someone who is fun in bed. and most of all, they must like music. MUST.
discuss.
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-04-07 12:20 [#01874418]
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prolly the biggest thing is someone with whom i can talk in my random gibberish gramatically-slaughtered version of english and not have them staring at me like i have 3 heads.
currently, there are 2 people like that in the world, and one of em is a guy, and the other.... well, ive already bitched and whined about her enough on here.
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-04-07 12:24 [#01874420]
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btw this is a terribly geeky idm thread.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-07 12:31 [#01874433]
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People don't really think and say things like that? Do they?
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-04-07 12:49 [#01874447]
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Must haves:
Funny-Witty / Personality / Common sense Cute face Nice tits Good oral hygene Talented at something 'Glass is half full' outlook
Not as important but nice to have:
Brunette/Black hair Big ass (but not too big) Cleanliness Nympho
I think that about covers it for me.
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2006-04-07 12:58 [#01874456]
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3 HOLES WOULD BE NICE
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thatne
from United States on 2006-04-07 13:02 [#01874462]
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anon.
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thodob
from Bergen (Norway) on 2006-04-07 13:25 [#01874480]
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must have some money, so they can go out and have fun(more than once each month).
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2006-04-07 13:27 [#01874483]
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<3
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vlari
from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-04-07 13:27 [#01874486]
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hah!
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2006-04-07 13:29 [#01874489]
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Anyone obsessed with horror movies. that's it, i'm not picky.
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ecnadniarb
on 2006-04-07 13:31 [#01874494]
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No potentially fatal diseases.
That's about it.
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2006-04-07 13:36 [#01874499]
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I'm ultra picky.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-07 16:05 [#01874675]
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people should live somewhere that doesn't require them to take the 1'o'clock bus home when fun is being had at places where alcohol is being served.
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-07 16:07 [#01874679]
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MY WIFE IS ALSO MY BEST MATE.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-07 18:34 [#01874786]
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i do. :(
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-07 19:38 [#01874799]
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I love her sunglasses.
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-04-07 20:14 [#01874811]
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i wasnt talking about you bitch.
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axion
from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-04-07 20:15 [#01874812]
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havent found one yet
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2006-04-07 21:37 [#01874831]
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i miss your guts.
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2006-04-07 21:37 [#01874832]
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you.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-08 00:26 [#01874854]
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at the same time, i want someone i can get along with. and someone who can understand me, cause i barely understand myself.
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-04-08 00:55 [#01874861]
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submissive, obediant, docile, and attractive. I'm moving to japan.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-08 03:02 [#01874885]
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kawaii, ne?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-08 03:02 [#01874887]
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did I miss something here? the question is about mates, but people mention things that make me think you fuck your mates... well.. DO YOU?
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-08 03:28 [#01874892]
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i meant mate as in romantic partner.
sorry, i'm so used to you people that i forget most of you are European or Canadian.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-04-08 03:38 [#01874903]
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it's called mating..
geez on which moon have you been hiding
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-08 03:40 [#01874904]
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the moon of Norway.
where "mate" means "friend." :P
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-04-08 03:47 [#01874908]
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silly Norwegians. I hope you have lots of "friends" to "mate" with over there
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-04-08 05:30 [#01874956]
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This...
Belladonna is my drream woman.
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unabomber
from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-04-10 01:20 [#01876041]
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something that breaths...
...but not a must...
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-04-12 06:57 [#01877540]
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How fucking sad is having a "list" of things that qualify a "perfect mate." I couldn't give a shit what music a girl listens to. I'd rather not have things in common, it's more interesting that way.
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2006-04-12 13:38 [#01878058]
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Loyalty, trust, loving...
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 13:41 [#01878059]
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in order of importance, quite simply the following 4:
1) loyal 2) funny/hilarious 3) big tits 4) likes video games
that is the only criteria
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 13:44 [#01878061]
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good luck with that
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-04-12 16:26 [#01878245]
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That list is feasible, on the proviso that 4) means "likes video games, albeit only Tetris, Columns, Puzzle Bobble and similar."
I'd add one more to that list: 5) Thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2006-04-12 16:33 [#01878258]
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there's not such thing as a perfect mate. it would have to be an odd fellow first of all.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-12 16:34 [#01878260]
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oh, in that case:
likes to wear tight corsets asian intelligent funny knows how to get drunk likes to disagree and argue relaxed and confident
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-12 16:37 [#01878264]
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..and cute and needs to have booty.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2006-04-12 16:38 [#01878265]
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frequents school..
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-12 16:55 [#01878286]
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..boy...
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-12 17:24 [#01878311]
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this thread is hilarious.
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