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[discuss] the perfect mate.
 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-07 12:15 [#01874415]
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alright, enough about penises. let's discuss something
deeper. what, in your opinion and according to your personal
tastes, would define the perfect mate?

For me:
physically, hair and eyes are a big thing. they also have to
have an interesting personality, i don't do airheads. i want
someone i can have an intriguing conversation with, not
someone to do laundry. i want a woman who is strong, and
strong enough to tell me when i'm a making a mistake. i want
some kind, but firm, and creative as well. i also want
someone who is fun in bed. and most of all, they must like
music. MUST.

discuss.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-04-07 12:20 [#01874418]
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prolly the biggest thing is someone with whom i can talk in
my random gibberish gramatically-slaughtered version of
english and not have them staring at me like i have 3
heads.

currently, there are 2 people like that in the world, and
one of em is a guy, and the other.... well, ive already
bitched and whined about her enough on here.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-04-07 12:24 [#01874420]
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btw this is a terribly geeky idm thread.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-07 12:31 [#01874433]
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People don't really think and say things like that? Do they?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-04-07 12:49 [#01874447]
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Must haves:

Funny-Witty / Personality / Common sense
Cute face
Nice tits
Good oral hygene
Talented at something
'Glass is half full' outlook

Not as important but nice to have:

Brunette/Black hair
Big ass (but not too big)
Cleanliness
Nympho

I think that about covers it for me.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-04-07 12:58 [#01874456]
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3 HOLES WOULD BE NICE


 

offline thatne from United States on 2006-04-07 13:02 [#01874462]
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anon.


 

offline thodob from Bergen (Norway) on 2006-04-07 13:25 [#01874480]
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must have some money, so they can go out and have fun(more
than once each month).


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2006-04-07 13:27 [#01874483]
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<3


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-04-07 13:27 [#01874486]
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hah!


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2006-04-07 13:29 [#01874489]
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Anyone obsessed with horror movies.
that's it, i'm not picky.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-04-07 13:31 [#01874494]
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No potentially fatal diseases.

That's about it.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-04-07 13:36 [#01874499]
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I'm ultra picky.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-07 16:05 [#01874675]
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people should live somewhere that doesn't require them to
take the 1'o'clock bus home when fun is being had at places
where alcohol is being served.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-07 16:07 [#01874679]
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MY WIFE IS ALSO MY BEST MATE.


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offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-07 18:34 [#01874786]
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i do. :(


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-07 19:38 [#01874799]
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I love her sunglasses.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-04-07 20:14 [#01874811]
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i wasnt talking about you bitch.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-04-07 20:15 [#01874812]
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havent found one yet


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2006-04-07 21:37 [#01874831]
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i miss your guts.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2006-04-07 21:37 [#01874832]
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you.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-08 00:26 [#01874854]
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at the same time, i want someone i can get along with. and
someone who can understand me, cause i barely understand
myself.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-04-08 00:55 [#01874861]
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submissive, obediant, docile, and attractive.
I'm moving to japan.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-08 03:02 [#01874885]
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kawaii, ne?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-08 03:02 [#01874887]
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did I miss something here? the question is about mates, but
people mention things that make me think you fuck your
mates... well.. DO YOU?


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-08 03:28 [#01874892]
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i meant mate as in romantic partner.

sorry, i'm so used to you people that i forget most of you
are European or Canadian.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-04-08 03:38 [#01874903]
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it's called mating..

geez on which moon have you been hiding


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-08 03:40 [#01874904]
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the moon of Norway.

where "mate" means "friend." :P


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-04-08 03:47 [#01874908]
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silly Norwegians. I hope you have lots of "friends" to
"mate" with over there


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-04-08 05:30 [#01874956]
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This...

Belladonna is my drream woman.


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offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-04-10 01:20 [#01876041]
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something that breaths...

...but not a must...


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-04-12 06:57 [#01877540]
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How fucking sad is having a "list" of things that qualify a
"perfect mate." I couldn't give a shit what music a girl
listens to. I'd rather not have things in common, it's more
interesting that way.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2006-04-12 13:38 [#01878058]
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Loyalty, trust, loving...


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 13:41 [#01878059]
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in order of importance, quite simply the following 4:

1) loyal
2) funny/hilarious
3) big tits
4) likes video games

that is the only criteria


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 13:44 [#01878061]
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good luck with that


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-04-12 16:26 [#01878245]
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That list is feasible, on the proviso that 4) means "likes
video games, albeit only Tetris, Columns, Puzzle Bobble and
similar."
I'd add one more to that list:
5) Thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-04-12 16:33 [#01878258]
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there's not such thing as a perfect mate. it would have to
be an odd fellow first of all.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-12 16:34 [#01878260]
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oh, in that case:

likes to wear tight corsets
asian
intelligent
funny
knows how to get drunk
likes to disagree and argue
relaxed and confident


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-12 16:37 [#01878264]
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..and cute and needs to have booty.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-04-12 16:38 [#01878265]
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frequents school..


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-04-12 16:55 [#01878286]
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..boy...


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-04-12 17:24 [#01878311]
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this thread is hilarious.


 


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