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All this talk about the artists madlib got me thinking about doing a real mad lib on xlt! So, all you bored folks sitting in office cubicles now have something to do! Ok, here's the parts of speech I need, in order. Only one contribution per member, please! I'll come back in a few hours/days whatever and post the story :) Theme: A scary story stuff I need: 1. noun 2. past tense verb 3. xlt member name 4. proper noun 5. another xlt member name 6. another xlt member name 7. noun 8. number 9. adjective 10. jerand 11. another xlt member name 12. noun 13. adjective 14. adjective 15. noun 16. body part 17. plural noun 18. noun 19. adjective 20. adjective 21. noun 22. noun 23. verb 24. noun 25. another xlt member 26. noun or plural noun 27. plural noun 28. noun 29. body part 30. body part 31. beverage |
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31. Mattias Special Broth |
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3. Tridenti |
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27. plural nouns |
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thanks guys, keep 'em coming. in fact I'm gonna change the rules.. you can submit up to 3. |
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5. Garry Glitter |
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26. clims |
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8-9-11: fiftyseven - superfluous - plrtzglrb |
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16: pinky toe |
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1. internet 2. vomited 3. swift_jams 4. XLTRONIC 5. Phobiazero 6. ToxicFB (I ain't capitalising) 16. Earlobe 31. Mammosa |
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hey, that's a fun idea. 2. fucked 19. salty |
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Great guys, looks good :) Here's what's still needed, post away! 7. noun 10. jerand 12. noun 13. adjective 14. adjective 15. noun 17. plural noun 18. noun 20. adjective 21. noun 22. noun 24. noun 28. noun 30. body part p.s. some of the contributions were for the same word, so I'm just putting in the first one posted and moving the other one down to the next applicable spot. |
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30: Distended Bowel |
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20. crusty 30. vulva |
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13. oozing |
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14. light hearted :) |
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oops i did 4 |
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it's ok :) there were no more body part spots open anyway, so I can only use 3. thanks! gotta run, I'll be back later and compile everything. p.s. I misspelled jerand, it's gerund. silly me. |
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we're so close! someone help me finish it off! 7. noun 10. gerund 12. noun 15. noun 17. plural noun 18. noun 21. noun 22. noun 24. noun 28. noun |
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could someone just give me nine nouns and a gerund so I can finish this thing off, it's killing me! |
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10. singing |
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danke! almost there |
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12. Velcro 21. nozzle 28. the moon |
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thanks guys, that's enough I think. I can finish it now! |
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Thanks for everyone's contributions, I included as many as possible.. enjoy! It was a dark and stormy internet. Torrents of rain vomited the tin roof of Tridenti's mansion on XLTRONIC Hill. Inside, however, Tridenti's dinner party was progressing unhindered. Garry Glitter, the servant, poured swift_jams another glass of wine. By this time, swift_jams had imbibed about fiftyseven glasses and was feeling a little superfluous. Anticipating a night of heavy singing, swift_jams had given the keys to best friend plrtzglrb, tonight's DD. plrtzglrb didn't have drinking or driving on his Velcro tonight, though. Noticing swift_jams's oozing state of mind, plrtzglrb began inching closer and closer to the light hearted, intoxicated soul. plrtzglrb began rubbing swift_jams's pinky toe. swift_jams, after this many drinks, went along with it. Suddenly, a crash of thunder and a flash of lightning filled the room. In the flash, plrtzglrb was horrified to see the looming, salty silhouette of a huge, crusty nozzle by the window. It was heading their way! Terrified, plrtzglrb tried to get up, but his feet felt like lead. He fucked. He couldn't see anything in the pitch black room. "Who are you, and what do you want!?" plrtzglrb hoarsely screamed. The nozzle snarled in reply: "I am Phobiazero, and I want your clims!!!" swift_jams and plrtzglrb screamed like little plural nouns. Phobiazero raised his razor sharp [the] moon and plunged it into plrtzglrb's earlobe. Phobiazero then picked up swift_jams by the distended bowel and ate the squirming wretch whole. Phobiazero sat back and belched in satisfaction. "They would have gone well with a nice Mattias Special Broth." |
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hahaha! the last paragraph is amazing! The nozzle snarled in reply: "I am Phobiazero, and I want your clims!!!" awesome :D |
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anudderanudder! |
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hehe, that was my favorite line too :) turned out great. hedphukkerr: yeah, maybe I'll start another one tomorrow. I'd do one now except I don't have a book of them, I just wrote that in a class this morning. so it's gonna take a little while |
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I SAID NOW GODDAMNIT! |
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yikes! I need to think the next one out a little better. This one had only one regular verb, for example. |
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looks like some....dr who narration ? great fun to read :D swift_jams and plrtzglrb screamed like little plural nouns hahahah |
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