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offline rogu rarebit from beggin' for leggings on 2006-02-16 02:03 [#01842202]
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Post some of your favourite swears in music, whether it is
swearing that is used for dramatic effect in a song or just
over-the-top rudeness.

For instance, the Mr Sweary version of Alexei Sayle's
Ullo John! Gotta New Motor? is a fine example of some
very lovely swearing. "Fuck cunt, fuck cunt, fuck cunt, fuck
cunt, piss shit fuck cunt piss wank... you fucking cunt, you
fucking cunt... etc."


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-16 02:10 [#01842204]
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who the fuck is alice?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-02-16 02:20 [#01842208]
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fitte


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-02-16 02:41 [#01842219]
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"Get in the Ring" by Guns and Roses?


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-02-16 02:45 [#01842223]
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uH!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-02-16 02:48 [#01842229]
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Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say


 

offline thatne from United States on 2006-02-16 03:09 [#01842238]
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lyin ass bitch by fishbone.


 

online big from lsg on 2006-02-16 03:45 [#01842261]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline neuronaameboide from palma de mallorca (Spain) on 2006-02-16 05:46 [#01842330]
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GG Allin was the man


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-02-16 05:56 [#01842339]
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fuck. shit. motherfucker


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-02-16 05:56 [#01842340]
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fuck, i meant; fuck, i was gonna post that shit. i am a slow
motherfucker.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-02-16 06:08 [#01842344]
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haha, I was going to say that one


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2006-02-16 06:08 [#01842345]
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Murderdolls - Motherfucker, I don't care

I hate your voice and I hate your face
Wanna Exterminate you from the human race
Life's a joke and the joke is on you
Hey you, it’s true, you suck so fuck you

I hope and pray every day
I'll get the news that you passed away
So take your life and turn it off
Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off

Suicides the only choice for you
To see you dead would be a dream come true
Slit your wrist and show God who’s boss
Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off

Why don’t you do the whole world a favor
Connect your throat to the nearest razor
Or do you need it spelled out for you
Well F-U-C K-Y O-U

Motherfucker I don’t care
Motherfucker I don’t care


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-16 12:03 [#01842556]
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Horny With A Chick and all those songs by Joe Aussicht if
anyone can remember that.
Not sure if it's more just sick than swearing.
LAZY_STONE_AGE_LINK


 

offline sean qunt from BELFAST on 2006-02-16 13:05 [#01842625]
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derek & clive: ad nauseum


 

offline staz on 2006-02-16 13:08 [#01842631]
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everyone's out to get you mutherfuker


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2006-02-16 14:26 [#01842711]
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Bogdan Raczynski - Fuck You DJ


 

offline uviol from United States on 2006-02-16 23:41 [#01842930]
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'Useless Man' by Minty. I can't keep a straight face. Let's
see if this amazon sample works.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-17 04:00 [#01842998]
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i cant think of anything better than Mr.Sweary


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-17 04:01 [#01842999]
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Derek and Clive


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-02-17 04:09 [#01843001]
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Jesus Lizard, S.D.B.J.

Lyin' around
like some goddamn walrus
you make me
sick to my stomach
The smell is here
hangs like a killer
hangs like a deadman
and I can't take another day
sick
drunk
blow
job
The smell is here
hangs like a killer
hangs like a deadman
and I can't take another day
Some kind of bra-wearin'-hairy-fish
droolin' into your dish

Pastoral
Your life is gone
your youth is over
years of cheer
reduced to this
A crumbling mess
on a September morn
your blood flows by
like a meandering stream
bubbling
gurgling
brook-like
baking in the midday sun
hard on the outside
soft on the inside
(That's a nice contract)
I saw you there
Sioux City bound
In a cornfield
I saw you there
stinking

- rude enough ?


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2006-02-17 04:19 [#01843005]
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i was just about to post that
you bastard beck fan you : )


 

offline evils on 2006-02-17 05:07 [#01843020]
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SFA Man Don't Give A Fuck - most swear words in a top 40
song?

anything by Anal Cunt


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-17 05:15 [#01843022]
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:D


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-17 11:39 [#01843322]
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Yeah, great!!!! *digs out for acapellas*


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2006-02-17 11:43 [#01843329]
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James Blunt - You're Beautiful (dirty)


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2006-02-17 12:33 [#01843365]
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Everything from Easy-E.(sp?)


 


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