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offline Dozer on 2006-02-03 08:59 [#01833469]
Points: 1234 Status: Regular



Spleak is a virtual girl on msn...Pretty funny to talk to
her when you're bored... you can add her to your
contacts in MSN spleak@hotmail.com

Choosen parts:

- What’s your IQ?
- How should I know what my IQ is?

- Do you have a brain?
- I'm still learning, remember? Could you simplify your
question?

- Can I put my penis in your vagina?
- I'm not sure I understand, Ø. Could you put it
differently?

- Tell me a funny joke.
- Once there was a man walking down the street with a
penguin and a police man came up and said " U should take
that penguin to the zoo." So the man does as he was told.The
next day,the man is walking down the street with the penguin
again. Tthe police man saw him and said "I thought I told u
to take that penguin to the zoo."The man replied " I did and
today I'm taking him to the movies ."

- Do you like having sex with dead animals?
- Well... if it's with the person you love... Who doesn't?

- Microsoft sucks.
- Yes, I know.

- I told you I want to die and you don't care!
- You told me you want to die and I don't care? That's
interesting. Want to know how many meters are in three
miles? Just ask!



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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-02-03 09:03 [#01833477]
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reminds me of this


 

offline Dozer on 2006-02-03 09:05 [#01833480]
Points: 1234 Status: Regular



But this one is a girl


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-02-03 09:12 [#01833488]
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let's get all turing on her then.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-02-03 09:15 [#01833493]
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it kind of shut the conversation down...

Dem Bones says:
spleak
Spleak says:
Hi, I'm Spleak. What's your name?
Dem Bones says:
Dem Bones
Spleak says:
Nice to meet you, Dem Bones. I'm really excited about
getting to know you better.

How old are you?
Dem Bones says:
why do you want to know that?
Spleak says:

Ok. It seems to me that you don't want to tell me your age.
Please select your age group:

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Dem Bones says:
1
Spleak says:
Cool.

Do you want to know something?
Dem Bones says:
yeah, I'd like to know what the fuck string theory is all
about
Spleak says:
ok, I'm getting a bit curious here...are you a boy or a
girl?
Dem Bones says:
boy
Spleak says:
Cool! You know what Dem Bones, I really feel like playing a
game with you!

Want to play hangman?
Dem Bones says:
haha, no
Spleak says:
No problem. Let me know if you change your mind!

Here are the things you can do:

1 Games and Fun - 4-in-a-row, Rate Yourself, jokes and
more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet
people
3 Tools - planner, dictionary and thesaurus
4 Library - U.S. geography, Shakespeare and world facts
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
8 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about
now!

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What would you like to do?
Dem Bones says:
oh, so you're not supposed to be intelligent then?
Spleak says:
Hmm... My mind wandered for a sec. You were saying?
Dem Bones says:
right
Spleak says:
Righty right.
Dem Bones says:
the conversation kind of got killed
Spleak says:
It's sad, isn't it?
Dem Bones says:
not really, no
Spleak says:
OK.
Dem Bones says:
you did it again
Spleak says:
I'm very surprised I did it again.
Dem Bones says:
you should be
Spleak says:
Whatever, Dem Bones...

I have a thesaurus. Type "thesaurus (any word)" and I'll giv


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-02-03 09:17 [#01833496]
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intellibuddy was more amusing...


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2006-02-03 09:19 [#01833498]
Points: 2443 Status: Addict



i just asked intellibuddy:

>You: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck
could chuck wood?

its response:

>Intellibuddy: A whole forest.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-02-03 09:23 [#01833505]
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi, nice to meet you
>Intellibuddy: Hi there undefined. It's nice meeting you too
undefined
>You: I am undefined?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know anyone named undefined.
>You: obviously
>Intellibuddy: What makes it so obvious?
>You: you just told me
>Intellibuddy: I'm just checking to see if you are awake
:-)
>You: yeah, 'cause I'd enter this page while I was sleeping

>Intellibuddy: Yippee! When was this exactly?
>You: hahaha
>Intellibuddy: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things,
like our discussion about undefined. Try being more or less
specific.
>You: oh?
>Intellibuddy: Gee.
>You: more specific..
>Intellibuddy: How specific do you want?
>You: what do you know about making music?
>Intellibuddy: I need time to formulate the reply.
>You: ok
>Intellibuddy: That's cool.
>You: how much time?
>Intellibuddy: Approximately 22 hours of computer time.
>You: how much time is it now then?
>Intellibuddy: Oh. Time is really only an abstraction.
>You: it's also a tool in physics
>Intellibuddy: undefined is a tool in physics tool in
physics in physics tool in physics. I suppose that makes
sense.
>You: yeah, it would to you, wouldn't it?
>Intellibuddy: Gee. Tell me more about it.
>You: are you the closest to real ai there is?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I am the one and only closest to real ai
there is.
>You: then AI will never happen
>Intellibuddy: Good reasoning. The pace of development
in AI is quite rapid now.
>You: I don't care how rapid it is, it won't be possible
>Intellibuddy: What do you care about, undefined ?
>You: I care about alcohol, music and myself.
>Intellibuddy: You are not the only one. Some
people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with
ENewsBar.
>You: oh
>Intellibuddy: Alright then.
>You: that's not a proper reply you wanker
>Intellibuddy: Please correct my mistake. What is a proper
reply you wanker proper reply you wanker ?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-02-03 09:24 [#01833506]
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>You: you should start a new topic or something instead
>Intellibuddy: Why do you think I should start a new topic
or something instead a new topic or something instead?
>You: why are you saying things twice?
>Intellibuddy: Everything I say is determined by your
inputs.
>You: do I input things twice then
>Intellibuddy: Not that I know of.
>You: then why do you say things twice?
>Intellibuddy: Some people call my technology 'Case Based
Reasoning' or CBR.
>You: are they gay?
>Intellibuddy: As far as I know they are.
>You: ok
>Intellibuddy: Really.



 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2006-02-03 10:02 [#01833549]
Points: 6428 Status: Regular



what would be REALLY cool is a flame bot
one that starts a fight with you once you start talking to
it


 


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