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Spleak is a virtual girl on msn...Pretty funny to talk to when you're bored... you can add her to your contacts in MSN spleak@hotmail.com Choosen parts: - What’s your IQ? - How should I know what my IQ is? - Do you have a brain? - I'm still learning, remember? Could you simplify your question? - Can I put my penis in your vagina? - I'm not sure I understand, Ø. Could you put it differently? - Tell me a funny joke. - Once there was a man walking down the street with a penguin and a police man came up and said " U should take that penguin to the zoo." So the man does as he was told.The next day,the man is walking down the street with the penguin again. Tthe police man saw him and said "I thought I told u to take that penguin to the zoo."The man replied " I did and today I'm taking him to the movies ." - Do you like having sex with dead animals? - Well... if it's with the person you love... Who doesn't? - Microsoft sucks. - Yes, I know. - I told you I want to die and you don't care! - You told me you want to die and I don't care? That's interesting. Want to know how many meters are in three miles? Just ask! |
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reminds me of |
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But this one is a girl |
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let's get all turing on her then. |
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it kind of shut the conversation down... Dem Bones says: spleak Spleak says: Hi, I'm Spleak. What's your name? Dem Bones says: Dem Bones Spleak says: Nice to meet you, Dem Bones. I'm really excited about getting to know you better. How old are you? Dem Bones says: why do you want to know that? Spleak says: Ok. It seems to me that you don't want to tell me your age. Please select your age group: 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 Dem Bones says: 1 Spleak says: Cool. Do you want to know something? Dem Bones says: yeah, I'd like to know what the fuck string theory is all about Spleak says: ok, I'm getting a bit curious here...are you a boy or a girl? Dem Bones says: boy Spleak says: Cool! You know what Dem Bones, I really feel like playing a game with you! Want to play hangman? Dem Bones says: haha, no Spleak says: No problem. Let me know if you change your mind! Here are the things you can do: 1 Games and Fun - 4-in-a-row, Rate Yourself, jokes and more 2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people 3 Tools - planner, dictionary and thesaurus 4 Library - U.S. geography, Shakespeare and world facts 5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts 6 Web search - search the Internet 7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes 8 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now! Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." What would you like to do? Dem Bones says: oh, so you're not supposed to be intelligent then? Spleak says: Hmm... My mind wandered for a sec. You were saying? Dem Bones says: right Spleak says: Righty right. Dem Bones says: the conversation kind of got killed Spleak says: It's sad, isn't it? Dem Bones says: not really, no Spleak says: OK. Dem Bones says: you did it again Spleak says: I'm very surprised I did it again. Dem Bones says: you should be Spleak says: Whatever, Dem Bones... I have a thesaurus. Type "thesaurus (any word)" and I'll giv |
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intellibuddy was more amusing... |
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i just asked intellibuddy: >You: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? its response: >Intellibuddy: A whole forest. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hi, nice to meet you >Intellibuddy: Hi there undefined. It's nice meeting you too undefined >You: I am undefined? >Intellibuddy: I don't know anyone named undefined. >You: obviously >Intellibuddy: What makes it so obvious? >You: you just told me >Intellibuddy: I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-) >You: yeah, 'cause I'd enter this page while I was sleeping >Intellibuddy: Yippee! When was this exactly? >You: hahaha >Intellibuddy: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about undefined. Try being more or less specific. >You: oh? >Intellibuddy: Gee. >You: more specific.. >Intellibuddy: How specific do you want? >You: what do you know about making music? >Intellibuddy: I need time to formulate the reply. >You: ok >Intellibuddy: That's cool. >You: how much time? >Intellibuddy: Approximately 22 hours of computer time. >You: how much time is it now then? >Intellibuddy: Oh. Time is really only an abstraction. >You: it's also a tool in physics >Intellibuddy: undefined is a tool in physics tool in physics in physics tool in physics. I suppose that makes sense. >You: yeah, it would to you, wouldn't it? >Intellibuddy: Gee. Tell me more about it. >You: are you the closest to real ai there is? >Intellibuddy: Yes I am the one and only closest to real ai there is. >You: then AI will never happen >Intellibuddy: Good reasoning. The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now. >You: I don't care how rapid it is, it won't be possible >Intellibuddy: What do you care about, undefined ? >You: I care about alcohol, music and myself. >Intellibuddy: You are not the only one. Some people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with ENewsBar. >You: oh >Intellibuddy: Alright then. >You: that's not a proper reply you wanker >Intellibuddy: Please correct my mistake. What is a proper reply you wanker proper reply you wanker ? |
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>You: you should start a new topic or something instead >Intellibuddy: Why do you think I should start a new topic or something instead a new topic or something instead? >You: why are you saying things twice? >Intellibuddy: Everything I say is determined by your inputs. >You: do I input things twice then >Intellibuddy: Not that I know of. >You: then why do you say things twice? >Intellibuddy: Some people call my technology 'Case Based Reasoning' or CBR. >You: are they gay? >Intellibuddy: As far as I know they are. >You: ok >Intellibuddy: Really. |
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what would be REALLY cool is a flame bot one that starts a fight with you once you start talking to it |
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