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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-30 22:56 [#01830822]
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This topic is for swearing LIES on the bible. Try it; it is
fun, plus doing this might make you go to hell! Are
you chicken??

All ducks have 5 feet. I swear it! I swear it on the fucking
bible!


 

offline staz on 2006-01-30 22:57 [#01830825]
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All w M w threads are awesome, I swear it! I swear it on the
fucking bible!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-30 23:03 [#01830829]
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Good one, penis whip. Typical output from a human brain. You
took the information I supplied, the idea of swearing on the
bible, and applied it to the most obvious most recent
variable that was in your head, this very thread. Very
memetic.


 

offline staz on 2006-01-30 23:05 [#01830830]
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I'm so painfully human, it grates on my nerves. I guess
relevance is reserved for the dull minded.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-30 23:12 [#01830832]
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Like everything ever posted on xltronic, that makes a
trickle of sense.


 

offline staz on 2006-01-30 23:21 [#01830835]
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Well, you're surely contributing to the average then.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-30 23:24 [#01830836]
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It's like you compose sentences... and they're vaguely
related somehow but I can't quite piece them together with
the rest of the discussion. It's as if you use metaphors
only or something.


 

offline staz on 2006-01-30 23:25 [#01830839]
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It's so hard to get up these days.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-30 23:28 [#01830842]
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Everyone hates me. I deserve to be hated though.


 

offline thatne from United States on 2006-01-31 00:03 [#01830848]
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i swear something clever
and unexpected then lo
CUP did saith congs to
the zilties and they cold
crunked out in this bitch.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-01-31 00:46 [#01830875]
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I think this is a great way to spend time. (I am not going
to swear on anything)


 

offline uviol from United States on 2006-01-31 00:59 [#01830879]
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I know you are but what am I


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-31 06:12 [#01831032]
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i swear on the bible that the bible is a load of shite. And
that i like radiohead.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-31 06:16 [#01831035]
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let me swear a bit too : kurrrrwa mać, ja pierrrdole,
do huja pana, skurrrrrwysyny jebane.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-31 06:18 [#01831036]
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i swear: "fuck"


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-01-31 06:24 [#01831038]
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All jews have a litte bag filled with gold around their
neck. I swear it! I swear it on the fucking bible!


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2006-01-31 06:30 [#01831041]
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I swear on the bible that I'm an atheist


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2006-01-31 06:31 [#01831042]
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tridenti is not a spammer. I swear it on the fucking
Koran!


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-01-31 06:35 [#01831046]
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goddamn bible


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-01-31 06:55 [#01831053]
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I swear on the crappy bible that i believe in this fucking
bastard of god and hell and all this stuff...


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-01-31 07:59 [#01831074]
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Major LOL. This was your best post I have ever read!


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-01-31 08:05 [#01831076]
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wMw constantly delivers


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-01-31 08:11 [#01831080]
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The first one that is.

Back to the topic: yesterday in the bakery I met Jesus, and
he told me in secret, that those fucking plastic (or
metal) shoelaces tips actually have a name. Now I'm the only
person on the planet to know this. I swear it on the
fucking bible.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-01-31 08:14 [#01831086]
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The sun is always shining on Tuvalu.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-31 08:19 [#01831091]
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i swear on the bible that the sun always shines in britain.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-01-31 09:23 [#01831122]
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the problem with this thread is no one said anything funny
except for W M W, and now he's gone

you fucking FUCKS


 

offline Dozer on 2006-01-31 09:45 [#01831130]
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offline Combo from Sex on 2006-01-31 09:45 [#01831131]
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I swear on the bible that's i've never sworn in all my life.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-31 09:48 [#01831133]
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bible sticker! YES!!!!! they should be compulsory


 


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