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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-30 22:56 [#01830822]
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This topic is for swearing LIES on the bible. Try it; it is fun, plus doing this might make you go to hell! Are you chicken??
All ducks have 5 feet. I swear it! I swear it on the fucking bible!
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staz
on 2006-01-30 22:57 [#01830825]
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All w M w threads are awesome, I swear it! I swear it on the fucking bible!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-30 23:03 [#01830829]
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Good one, penis whip. Typical output from a human brain. You took the information I supplied, the idea of swearing on the bible, and applied it to the most obvious most recent variable that was in your head, this very thread. Very memetic.
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staz
on 2006-01-30 23:05 [#01830830]
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I'm so painfully human, it grates on my nerves. I guess relevance is reserved for the dull minded.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-30 23:12 [#01830832]
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Like everything ever posted on xltronic, that makes a trickle of sense.
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staz
on 2006-01-30 23:21 [#01830835]
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Well, you're surely contributing to the average then.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-30 23:24 [#01830836]
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It's like you compose sentences... and they're vaguely related somehow but I can't quite piece them together with the rest of the discussion. It's as if you use metaphors only or something.
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staz
on 2006-01-30 23:25 [#01830839]
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It's so hard to get up these days.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-30 23:28 [#01830842]
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Everyone hates me. I deserve to be hated though.
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thatne
from United States on 2006-01-31 00:03 [#01830848]
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i swear something clever and unexpected then lo CUP did saith congs to the zilties and they cold crunked out in this bitch.
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2006-01-31 00:46 [#01830875]
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I think this is a great way to spend time. (I am not going to swear on anything)
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uviol
from United States on 2006-01-31 00:59 [#01830879]
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I know you are but what am I
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-31 06:12 [#01831032]
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i swear on the bible that the bible is a load of shite. And that i like radiohead.
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obara
from Utrecht on 2006-01-31 06:16 [#01831035]
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let me swear a bit too : kurrrrwa mać, ja pierrrdole, do huja pana, skurrrrrwysyny jebane.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-31 06:18 [#01831036]
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i swear: "fuck"
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impakt
from where we do not speak of! on 2006-01-31 06:24 [#01831038]
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All jews have a litte bag filled with gold around their neck. I swear it! I swear it on the fucking bible!
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Sclah
from Freudian Slipmat on 2006-01-31 06:30 [#01831041]
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I swear on the bible that I'm an atheist
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2006-01-31 06:31 [#01831042]
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tridenti is not a spammer. I swear it on the fucking Koran!
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big
from lsg on 2006-01-31 06:35 [#01831046]
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goddamn bible
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Combo
from Sex on 2006-01-31 06:55 [#01831053]
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I swear on the crappy bible that i believe in this fucking bastard of god and hell and all this stuff...
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2006-01-31 07:59 [#01831074]
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Major LOL. This was your best post I have ever read!
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big
from lsg on 2006-01-31 08:05 [#01831076]
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wMw constantly delivers
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2006-01-31 08:11 [#01831080]
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The first one that is.
Back to the topic: yesterday in the bakery I met Jesus, and he told me in secret, that those fucking plastic (or metal) shoelaces tips actually have a name. Now I'm the only person on the planet to know this. I swear it on the fucking bible.
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2006-01-31 08:14 [#01831086]
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The sun is always shining on Tuvalu.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-31 08:19 [#01831091]
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i swear on the bible that the sun always shines in britain.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-01-31 09:23 [#01831122]
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the problem with this thread is no one said anything funny except for W M W, and now he's gone
you fucking FUCKS
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Dozer
on 2006-01-31 09:45 [#01831130]
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Combo
from Sex on 2006-01-31 09:45 [#01831131]
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I swear on the bible that's i've never sworn in all my life.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-31 09:48 [#01831133]
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bible sticker! YES!!!!! they should be compulsory
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