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don't do it |
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bad experience? |
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a thread that draws attention, and has nothing in it? feel the monoid emoness |
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get tested |
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i cant help but envision some like arpeggiated cubist sex or sommat just how random did it get do tell. |
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most of the people here would be happy with being a little close to the word sex at least so random sex is like a few levels ahead |
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It depends on HOW random it is. |
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Why? |
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if it moves fuck it |
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in the MOUTH |
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a man comes into a pub and tells the bar man that he had found a beautiful woman who was tied to a railway line last night. So he untied her. He went on to say that he shagged her and fucked her up the arse. The bar man asks if she gave a good blowjob and the man said he couldnt find her head.. |
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heLLYeAAAhhhhhhh |
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okay |
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A random joke : Q : What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant ? A : A dead rabbit with a 7" large anus. |
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It wasn't a particularly bad experience, but I am experiencing phantom sensations of smell, taste, and stickiness that are not pleasant. It's a lot like when you eat really cheap, good tasting food, then get "the splats." Fah - I don't think you should compare monoid with emoness, if there is such a thing. And if you interpreted this thread as a whimper of emotional angst then you're wrong, it’s just sound advice. |
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Yep, you are kinda right. For me sex is just shaking my prick in my right hand while clicking on some pr0n pictures with my left hand. |
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"I am experiencing phantom sensations of smell, taste, and stickiness " haha, yes, contrary to popular internet belief, women are actually human beings as well. |
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let me get close to this sex thing! |
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Combo try using your left hand i did and when i am about bust a nut out i switch hands its tantra. |
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Thanks, gonna try this tonight ! |
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Don't break your johnson |
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cause left hand means risk. The english have it easier save the ones with automatic transmission. |
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The taste and smell is one of the best parts. |
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your avatar made my skin vibrate |
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the taste and smell weren't bad at all, it's just the mixture of "oh shit" feelings getting in the way |
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a white rabbit is walking around in the woods. the rabbit comes to meet a bear who is taking a shit. the rabbit, terrified, says "oh please bear dont eat me! i'm just a small rabbit!" the bear says "oh no its ok im just taking a shit. calm down." the white rabbit is happy. the bear asks, "hey do you ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit, replies "oh, no. why?" the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass with him. |
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Wrap it before you tap it. No worries |
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I did, I guess I'm just being irrational and jittery. No, I don't think I am. I'm not worried about diseases, I guess I'm worried about my soul(?) hmmmm, that's new. |
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When they break is the worst. I flipped out on a girl once. haha. Grabbed my dick and ran to the bathroom to wash it off! haha She was offended. The relationship didn't last to say the least. |
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That's not accurate, I don't like the term "soul," it's a lazy term |
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I can't believe you're all swapping wanking techniques. |
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hi welcome to the internet! Trading waking technology since 1994. |
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n00b |
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movement optional |
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i like arranged sex |
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Two rules about sex. If you think you are going to feel gross afterwards, maybe its a good idea to look elsewhere. As much as it seems like it might be a good idea. DONT fuck around with ANYBODY you meet when you are drunk. |
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Well, I guess this is a general rule for an animal embryo whilst undergoing meiosis. There's arguably a 50/50 chance of the zygote exhibiting XX or XY chromosomes. ....Wait, what? |
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I know that feeling. It goes away when you find someone you are in love with. Random sex = not good. |
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"oh shit"? m'kay :) anal involved? :P |
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