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Has anyone seen that film yet? Any advice? ...maybe I'll go to see it this evening...even when it looks like a shit...hmmmm... |
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No, but I loved the game. |
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That's the reason why I'm going to watch it... |
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Based on the fact it's number 20 in IMDB's top 100 worst movies of all time, you should probably reconsider |
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yups! |
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I'm sick of this "games and comics would make really great movies (money)" attitute towards filmmaking |
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At least I hope "V" will be ok... |
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ah, the wonder that is Uwe Boll, Destroyer of Films. concerning "Alone in the dark" - . it helps. |
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The best thing about The House of the Dead is that it's produced by a guy called Max Wanko. |
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I see that Bloodrayne is actually at no.19 in the worst top 100. That's consistency I guess. The cunt actually has FIVE movies in pre-production as director. Egads. |
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that something awful article already shows that Boll is probably insane. the fact that he is specialising in just making game-based films kind of is another hint at his madness. only Max Wanko can save us now. |
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He appears to have taken the crown from Anderson for worst director. |
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Hahaha! That's going on my gravestone. |
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if I ever meet Anderson in real life, I would have to kick him firmly in the nutsack, for squeezing the last breaths of life from the already ailing Alien franchise. what an evil fucker. |
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I'd kick his cock off so he couldn't fuck Mila. |
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on a sidenote, there were rumours that Hollywood is seriously planning to make a Half-life film and that Quentin Tarantino was said to be interested in directing it. |
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oh jesus is he humping her? |
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That is still quite worrying really. I think he's actually married to Mila. |
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Yep. Engaged too. I assume all the man's talents went into his fucking ability. Tekken the movie is out soon as well I think. Maybe Dead Or Alive too. The ad I saw for the new DoA game was so full of tits I thought I'd happened upon free porn. |
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I saw that trailer and laughed my head off. I can't wait to see it. I'm dragging Vicki to the cinema and she's going to enjoy it. |
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this whole videogame/film industry must run on 13-year-olds - I mean, someone must be buying the movie tickets and dvd's for them to keep saying "yeah go on then, you prat" to Uwe Boll..? |
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Why is he still directing? |
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there must be moning coming in from somewhere, musn't there? musn't there!? |
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The Box Office? |
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Allegedly all the funding comes from Nazis, but you didn't hear that from me |
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I wonder why I typed "moning" instead of "money". good moning. |
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When you learn that a guy like Boll is fucking a girl like Mila, it's like someone sucker punching you in the got, mentally. |
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"if I ever meet Anderson in real life, I would have to kick him firmly in the nutsack, for squeezing the last breaths of life from the already ailing Alien franchise. what an evil fucker." I remember now why you are king of the universe.... for making statements such as those. Seriously I couldn't agree more. I don't even want to talk about how big of a letdown AvP was for me.... what a goddamned dissapointing piece of shit. |
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disappointing* |
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if people would just stop going to lousy sequels and lousy video game movies, Hollywood would stop making them, and making sequels to them. For now we should pray that illegal movie downloads will kill the market for fluff films, or that parents will stop giving these 13 year olds an allowance. |
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Paul, nicht Uwe. Uwe hat seinen Bloodrayne Plakat. |
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