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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-01 17:17 [#00107876]
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I am still attempting to invent the parachute made from the
same material as eddible knickers, then the SAS will leave
no trace of thier existance after they have eaten the
parachute. The IRAQIs will not be bale to find them.

Saying that, has anyone attempted to hide from an enemy in
the dessert with a parachute inside thier stomachs ?

Choices of hidinf places in dessert:

1. Inside a goat
2. Inside a grain of sand

these are too small for a grown man to fit in after he has
just completed a three course meal, main course being a
parachute.

I will inform the SAS that the plans are invalid.

 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-03-01 17:18 [#00107879]
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you are fucked up!
:)

 

offline astar from Canada on 2002-03-01 17:19 [#00107882]
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i imagine they'll have to kill you.

 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-01 17:19 [#00107885]
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no they will not,

as i am invisible by day

 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-03-01 17:33 [#00107909]
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get a mental treatment
no offence

 

offline astar from Canada on 2002-03-01 17:45 [#00107931]
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when not developing SAS technologies, have you made any
music, i remember you asking alot about midi earlier on the
board, did you get that sorted out?


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-03-01 17:46 [#00107933]
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ME??

 

offline astar from Canada on 2002-03-01 17:51 [#00107939]
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sorry, that one was for wizard...

have you been making music tho?

 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-03-01 18:30 [#00107989]
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Perhaps if you simply teach the British military to read
maps, it would be a little more helpful.

why is the title "Military Intelligence" so ironic?

 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-01 18:32 [#00107993]
Points: 24571 Status: Regular | Followup to 010101: #00107989



yes it's always one of the first "humourous" examples of an
oxymoron given.


 

offline JOB from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-01 19:13 [#00108037]
Points: 453 Status: Lurker



Hey wiz nice 2 c u r back!

For all u newer peeps he always wrote crazy stuff like that,
i get a kick out of it myself.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-01 19:21 [#00108042]
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crazy

 

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