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KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-12-28 07:30 [#01807544]
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Thats brown and sneaks around your kitchen at christmas?
Mince spies

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Why did Jesus choose a career as a holy man instead of a
carpenter like his dad?

Cos he didn't know he'd be hammered by tax

redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-12-28 07:34 [#01807545]
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you missed a word in the title.. should be "christmas
cracker jokes", innit?

clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-12-28 07:59 [#01807547]
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Haha that second one is great.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a mobile phone?
Pay-as-you-ho-ho-ho

euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-12-28 08:48 [#01807561]
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what's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven !

merry christmas everyone !

DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-12-28 15:02 [#01807770]
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what do you call a Roast Duck for Christmas Dinner?

a Christmas Quacker.

*cringes*

horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-12-28 15:20 [#01807778]
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Christmas LOL

redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-12-28 15:29 [#01807791]
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happy 11111!

ecnadniarb on 2005-12-28 16:02 [#01807821]
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LMCO.

giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-12-28 16:12 [#01807831]
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What do you call a Lazy Skeleton?

BONE IDLE!

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