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With Christmas fast upon us, I am having quite a bit of difficulty in deciding what animal to have adorning my fine china plates and as yet have bought nothing. I realise when I pop down to Waitrose they will be out of stock of everything, but I ask nonetheless; What animal will be on your plate this Yuletide? Turkey (traditional, but can be very dry) Duck (succulent yet with very little meat per bird) Goose (good all rounder, though quite boney) Dodo (out of stock - permanently) Chicken (the Colonel Sander's choice. Cheap) and what of the vegatarians among us? |
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Sadly Turkey. |
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Sheep. |
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turkey or the jimmy tarbuck, cant decide |
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interesting. Do you mean lamb? I presumed the Welsh farmers weren't particularly willing to sell them at Christmas time because it gets rather lonely there. |
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i wouldnt mind having a gobble of lisa tarbuck, just to say i did |
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no, sheep. more specifically, its ribs. salted, de-salted and steamed for three hours. it's awesome! |
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ah okay. I might drive down one of these country lanes out in Sussex and see what I run over. Rabbits, Hares and Pheasants are all rather pleasant. |
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Carp, sadly. |
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"Yuletide". |
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Matchmakers and a big tin of Quality Street. |
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Carpe diem ha ha ha |
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im having goose this year for some reason |
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Hospital food, unless they allow us to bring in our own turkey. ;-) |
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what will the eastern european countries with Bird Aids do? Resort to cannabalism and eat Turks? |
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very likely itll be turkey cranny sauce potato salad sweet potaters hopefully sausage rolls. we have hellafied xmas dinners, nigs. |
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Turkey and some pesto. |
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Sheep ohohohohohofuckoffanddie. |
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french fries with mayonaise |
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grændis and discount-julebrus |
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they'll shoot and fry any stupid weasels they find. |
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i was hoping for walris... apparently its gonna be cow and poultry. |
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gooducken |
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goose, stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a duck |
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good grief! |
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Beef rolladen |
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I just heard of a traducket. Which was a duck in a something in a turkey. Somehow maybe hen was involved. I forgot. Sounded well good though. Sutff them shits with bacon i say! |
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they're small so i usually have at least nine |
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merry ;] |
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haha last I heard my goose will be stuffed with pigeon and duck and I think there was one more thing but I've forgotten what. Possibly some sort of cormorant. |
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In my family, we eat homemade pizza. I will be putting extra onions and green peppers on mine. |
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ribs of baby sheep yum |
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*gasp* but they're only babies.. |
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chicken and mushroom pot noodle |
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at least its not baby cow. susanne summers claims the thighmaster 4000 will strengthen your baby cows in mere weeks. |
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there's no animal in that. it's 'chicken and mushroom flavoured' pot noodle |
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i think its taken that since its christmas some real chicken pieces may be added |
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as long as half of my plate is piled with lovely, juicy, succulent, amazing LEEKS i'll be happy. but not if the other half of the plate has something horrible on it that'll affect my leeks, like paint, or shit. |
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Turducken. damn, i just realised that has the word 'turd' in it. |
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Fully aware of that, though thanks for the nod. |
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I have an in my living room. I'm sure it would taste great for Xmas in a cauldron of soup! |
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