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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-19 11:57 [#01803230]
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I decided that i need to start up again. I've been a lazy cunnie over the past years. I used to be quite athletic back in the day. I am far too young to let my body to get out of shape.
I've brought myself up to a weight that i am comfortable with as i wanted something to work with.
i was talking to this girl and she informed me on how she used to do 1000 crunches a day.
I figured that this could be a good start so i embarked on this journey today.
Does anyone here actually try and keep fit? I was wondering if any of you had a plan that worked especially well.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-19 12:04 [#01803240]
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lol silly panders
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-12-19 12:08 [#01803243]
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i usually ride my bike, or rollerblade for exercise purposes.
this past summer i decided i was going to go more into it and try and get in good shape, but then i got in a car accident and broke my collarbone and was stuck sitting around for most of the summer. then the cold weather came and i guess i'll wait til next summer.
funny thing. i just took an online phys ed class at community college and there were all these labs which sometimes included exercises and such we were supposed to do each week. well, i just lied about all of them and got an A in the class. i never even opened the book aside from rushing through it to find the answers during the timed tests we had. this was the first dishonest thing i did in my entire educational career.
basically a few hours of exercise a week and a lower calorie diet will keep you fit (or help one slowly lose weight)
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-19 12:24 [#01803259]
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My diet is frieghtenly horrendous. LOL
Dont get me wrong i am not a fattie or anything but i rarely if ever eat healthy. This will be something i will be working on. Hopefully finding some fruits that i like and such (i am open for suggestions)
My arms are tiny. Which I used to like but i figured that if I start now i will be in better shape down the road. I would like to add some muscle and definition to my body.
I am 5'10 (or 11) and 197 lbs. Alot of that is beer so obviously that is a bit of a tummy. Thats where the 1000 crunches per day come in. I also found some light weights that i can work on reps. So i figured after a series of crunches that i can work with free weights. But i am limited as my arms are smaller.
Its a good start. I think diet modification, exercise and going to straightedge will benefit me overall.
Again if anyone has dietary suggestions i am open.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-12-19 12:26 [#01803261]
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I do
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-12-19 12:27 [#01803262]
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I joined the gym. Went for a bit but it bored me to tears so I stopped going. I couldn't bring myself to go.
I decided to try and wank to lose weight.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-12-19 12:27 [#01803263]
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i try to use this machine at least once a week. for me it's the ideal exercise: if used correctly you're training more than 80% of your muscles (legs/ass, stomach/back and shoulders/arms), and it's great for your condition as well. highly recommended
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-12-19 12:29 [#01803265]
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no..i should though.
*does some excercise*
*leaves*
see you around fellow xltronicers, goodnight <3
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Quoth
from Sweden on 2005-12-19 12:30 [#01803267]
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yes, i do. but only because i am in the us army. fucking puke.
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Labium Sweat
from United States on 2005-12-19 12:30 [#01803269]
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I used to... but I became a lazy bastard.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-12-19 12:31 [#01803271]
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it doesn't give you oversized pecs with which to crush things with arms outstretched, therefore it is insufficient
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thatne
from United States on 2005-12-19 12:35 [#01803275]
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i am ashamed of myself for my physical condition i think i could get to a comfortable shape just running and eating right, starting with fruits and vegetables.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-12-19 12:37 [#01803281]
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oversized specs are overrated anyways. apart from that, i disagree.
here, take a minute to look at some typical/"non-oversized, but properly sized instead" rowing-specs:
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Quoth
from Sweden on 2005-12-19 12:38 [#01803283]
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you need to run for at least 1:30 hours/approx. 5 1/2 miles to 6 miles, 4 times a week, if you want to see improvement. you could presumably see HUGE results within 1 month.
your lungs and cardio is what counts... plus you'll feel better and get better sleep.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-19 12:40 [#01803286]
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There is a tredmill at my location. A buddy of mine has somethings but i am too intimidated too work with him. He has slacked lately but had an ideal physical condition. Perhaps that would push me harder
quoth: yeah my buddy just came back from iraq. I am thinking that perhaps i can work with him a bit. But hes already back onto drinking and smoking so we will see how keen he is on the idea.
thatne: runners can be in great shape. I have smoked for many many years. So i am hoping to start walking/jogging in spring and then perhaps running in the early morning in summer (as its not as hot)
Cardio is key and i virtually know nothing lol
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-12-19 12:43 [#01803288]
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you all have it completely backwards, what you need is cumbersomely large pecs
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-12-19 12:46 [#01803291]
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do you happen to be the governor of california by any chance?
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-12-19 12:49 [#01803299]
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"does anyone here actually work out?"
i just had to double-check... yeah... this is definitely xltronic.com... k... this is the idm nerd website on the internet... hmm..
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-12-19 12:50 [#01803301]
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Never, except when I have to shovel. And I get winded pretty fast while shoveling, which is pathetic. My diet is equally pathetic.
I'm kind of ''in shape'' in some respects, though. I'm a really fast runner, I've got agility, very decent strength, I look great naked, but my cardiovascular/aerobic fitness is just plain BAD.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-12-19 12:51 [#01803304]
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no, I'm the governor of Mesopotamia, get off my lawn or I'll crush you with my pecs
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-12-19 12:53 [#01803309]
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hahaha
with your huge pecs you can't keep up with my speed and agility
you silly mesopotamian.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-19 12:54 [#01803314]
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in my years here this is the first thread like this i have ever seen.
Quoth: yeah duration is the key i have heard. So it matter if i break somewhere in the middle.... like a half way point?
i also heard that running late at night is helpful to your body to break up something that clogs arterys or something. Like it can only happen at night or something.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-12-19 12:56 [#01803315]
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"in my years here this is the first thread like this i have ever seen. "
that doesn't surprise me. which is the point of my previous post. ;0
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-19 13:01 [#01803322]
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oh! lol it came across differently to me! i am n00b!
:D
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swears
from junk sleep on 2005-12-19 13:02 [#01803325]
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I jog and ride bikes.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-19 13:03 [#01803326]
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I look great naked
:D!!!
Thats what we ideally strive after! ;)
Shoveling is a pain. This will help me aswell
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Chri5py
from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2005-12-19 13:59 [#01803397]
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I don't work out all week then I have a 3 hour Kung fu session on Tuesdays.
phew I should look into sorting that situation out.
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euphonicfilter
from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-12-19 14:32 [#01803420]
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i ride bikes everywhere...never drive or ride anywhere...eat tons of vegetables and generally eat healthy food and rarely eat bad stuff (junk or whatever)
i lift free weights to keep in shape cause my job requires heavy lifting daily...umm...i need to start doing situps again which i will start after the holiday...the blue ribbon has made a slight blue ribbon around my waist...but nothing that really concerns me
i was hammered friday night and ate carrots...most would get pizza / cheesesteaks...something unhealthy...not me really
im about two steps away from being a vegetarian cause it makes me feel healthier !
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euphonicfilter
from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-12-19 14:38 [#01803429]
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i got the best diet advice for you
http://www.whitestkids.com/wordpress/?page_id=7
watch "super-size me...with whiskey"
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-19 14:49 [#01803445]
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ahahaha hoh man that was great! haahah!
LOL @ day 7
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-12-19 14:55 [#01803452]
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Riding a bike for more than 30 minutes a week greatly increases the risk of infertility in males.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-19 15:06 [#01803457]
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Sam in the bag was hilarious!
"How much should we do?" "I dunno 4 pot" "dude i heard someone died off of 4 pot" "lets do 3"
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-12-19 15:10 [#01803459]
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ive become jabba the pizza hut
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-19 15:32 [#01803474]
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lol! i must avoid that at all costs while i am still young
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BamaLegacy
from United States on 2005-12-19 21:19 [#01803674]
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if you work out I might start thinking you are hot and not so well you know ewwwwwwwwwww
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-19 21:22 [#01803675]
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hhahh shush your face missy!
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euphonicfilter
from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-12-20 18:49 [#01804214]
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bike riding...if you crush your vas deferens...will make your sperm boys have trouble...however if you ride correctly & have a seat that has a gap in that area (yo i gots one g) then youre fine...
say word
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-20 19:04 [#01804217]
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I dont think i understand the seat here. I have only seen one kind of seat.
Update: Its amazing to feel the difference from the crunches yesterday. Its encouraging!
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-12-22 05:38 [#01804872]
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Then riding is a win/win situation, surely?
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euphonicfilter
from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-12-22 06:58 [#01804894]
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yeah, unless you dont konw what youre doing in the road like most assholes...riding is number one - i had three bikes up until recently so you know where i stand
the seat...hmm...let me show you
normal seat the will hurt your sperm boys
http://www.4athletics.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PRO D&Product_Code=WTBPWRVDH&Category_Code=HOT
one that wont hurt your sperm boys
http://www.epinions.com/pr-Bike_Parts_Accessories-Spartan_S ports_Anatomical_Comfort_Bike_Seat
can you dig it?
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