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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-12-11 13:36 [#01798434]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



from mf doom: & dangermouse

there's 4 sides to every story / if these walls could
talk theyd probably still ignore me




 

offline big from lsg on 2005-12-11 13:38 [#01798437]
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Yeah, uhh, uhh
It`s time to set yo` clock back bout as long as you can
I stop daylight, it`s ludacris the maintenance man
Get your oil changed, I check fluids and transmission
You one minute fools, you wonder why y`all missin
On the back of milk cartons and there`s no reward
No regards, close but it`s no cigar
A hard head make a soft ass, but a hard dick make the sex
last
I jump in pools and make a big splash
Water overflowin, so get your head right
It`s all in yo` mind punk so keep your head tight
Enough with tips and advice and thangs
I`m big dog, havin women seein stripes and thangs
They go to sleep, start snorin, countin sheep and shit
They so wet, that they body start to leak and shit
Just cause i`m an all-nighter, shoot all fire
Ludacris, balance and rotate all tires


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-12-11 13:39 [#01798440]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin'
served
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

Gett off (Gett off)

1 2 3 - Nah, little cutie, I ain't drinkin' (Gett off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin'
U + me, what a ride
If u was thinkin' the same
We could continue outside (Gett off)
Lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy
Lemme show u baby I'm a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like u want somebody

Gett off (Gett off)

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (G-G-Gett
off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? "Ribs"
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"

Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper

(Kick it)

(Gett off)

(Gett off)



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-12-11 13:43 [#01798441]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



uzi like a metal dick in my hand
magazine like a big testicle gland
bitch wanna try it
i said 'keep her quiet'
shove it up her motherfuckin' ass and fry it


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-12-11 14:16 [#01798446]
Points: 7877 Status: Lurker



i dont gang bang or shoot out bang bang
the relentless lyrics the only dope i slang
im a true master you can check my credentials
cause I choose to use my infinite potential


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-12-11 14:28 [#01798451]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to Dannn_: #01798446



yes!

you beat me to it. fucking classic.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2005-12-11 14:41 [#01798454]
Points: 13915 Status: Regular



2 live crew, pop that pussy

I like the way you lick the champagne glass
It makes me wanna stick my dick in your ass
So come on, baby, and pop it quick
I fall in love when you suck my dick
Bitch, you don't know? you ain't heard?
Fuckin' with me, you're gonna get served
See, none of my bitches, they never complain
So come on, baby, and pop that thang!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-12-11 15:15 [#01798469]
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El-P.. can't remember where:
don't make me bite ya face / cause it ain't like I like
the taste


Busta Rhymes on that track from "The W":
Straight smack a nigga right in the face like this was
handball / make a mural outta his face up on a damn
wall


ODB:
Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy ye, shimmy ya / give me the mike
so I can take it away


the first lines from CREAM:
I grew up on the crime side / the new york times side /
staying alive was no jive / at second hands / moms bounced
to old men / So then we moved to Shaolin land


Nas in Ether:
That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef /
Started cockin up my weapon, slowly loadin up this ammo /
To explode it on a camel, and his soldiers, I can
handle

+
Rockafeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his
chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas



 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-12-11 15:30 [#01798473]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



Dr. Octogon

Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power
equator X
my chance to flex
skills on ampex


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-12-11 15:48 [#01798483]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular



I think it would have to be "chwta" and "minutiae"


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-12-11 15:56 [#01798489]
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newannouncer's voice: drinking is very bad
j-kwon: yo, i got a fake id though
me: lol


 

offline thatne from United States on 2005-12-11 16:29 [#01798506]
Points: 3026 Status: Lurker



all 7 and we’ll watch them fall
they stand in the way of love and we will smoke them all
with an intellect and a savoir-faire
no 1 in the whole universe will ever compare
i am yours now and u are mine and 2
gether we’ll love through all
space and time, so don’t cry
1 day all 7 will die



 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-12-11 20:30 [#01798589]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



"mista boombastic / elephantastic"

genius


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-12-11 20:39 [#01798591]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular



A flea and a fly in a flue
Were caught, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee."
"Let us fly," said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-12-11 21:46 [#01798599]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker | Followup to cygnus: #01798434



thats viktor vaughn man, lickupon

v drop rhymes like limes in tequilla
then flip it like optimus prime into a ten wheela

(also viktor vaughn)


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-01-26 02:53 [#01827517]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular



Bobby Digital

You wish you could fuck
all you can do is dick suck

RZA

A day to God is a thousand years
Men walk around with a thousand fears
The true joy of love bring a thousand tears
In the world of desire, there's a thousand snares



 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-01-26 03:23 [#01827531]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular



Also...

I feel that most of you soldiers are flimsy
how the hell did you get over as an emcee
now the dialogue injectors they simply
and I respect those that hold it against me
paid rules and made rules to break rules
stayed cool amongst tools and fake fools
gave jewels to use from cradle to grade school
to the grave and still wade through the pools of
I love you and I hate you

and the turntable keeps on turnin and turnin
nothing can fuck w/ the way it goes around

first off focus, figure out why you wrote it
what's the motive, what you use to grow it
do the people want it, do they need it
or would they rather that you keep it
is the party not poppin, or atleast a couple of heads
noddin
does the pass or fail depend on whether or not a check's
gotten
is it the laughter, the love, the hope
is it the aspiration to make other rappers think you're
dope
is it the fans, the adoration of devils and angels
the hunger, you want more than left over eggroll
shit, I made a video, I ain't even got cable
so if you ain't down w/ what we do you better lay low
my future's made of play dough, past is made of stone
virgo playboy slug is dumb building a home
and it lead me to believe the 3D that I breathe
thru the tv and the CD be the need to grit the teeth
a 20 something wasteland, here comes the out of place space
man
spread the wingspan, staring at the ocean like it was a
woman
hoping that she'll let me run my toes thru her pink sand

[Chorus: 2x]

Now here I sit in this cellar
writing my interpretations of Helter Skelter
it goes 1 part hustler, 2 parts good guy
sounds like it should,but the shit doesn't look right
took my hook and pierced your skin, so now when I say jump
y'all say when, when I say now all of y'all say where
when I say Atmos, you say phere
you know me, but just the me I let you see
the me you need to so you could set yourself free
you'll have to shut slug up to fuck slug up
but for now baby close your mouth and and lift your butt up


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-01-26 03:24 [#01827532]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular



I used to play the back of the club in study mode
placing bets on who would leave the set w/ a bloody nose
(headshots) headshots used to talk alot of shit
used to walk alot of shit, the pretrial of accomplishment
before I knew that this network existed
just another baggy pants sweat shirted misfit
the pilot sticker bombed spell it right S-L-U-G
don't get it wrong, that shit's my life
and I'm thankful for the angles, the lessons I've learned
I'm happy as hell for how the carrousel turned
smile at the angel that stole my sperm
cuz now maybe the legend can outlive the germ

[Chorus]
and the turntable keeps on turnin and turnin
nothing can fuck w/ the way it goes around
and the turntable keeps on turnin and turnin
nothing can fuck w/ edie brikell



 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-26 03:29 [#01827534]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



Check it out y'all, in tha house y'all
So I can show and flow and let the people know
So won't you ease on down to the yellow brick road to
Compton
But first let me tell you somethin' -
I possess the 10 commandments of the hip hop thugster,
Known as a thief and murderer :
First one -
Alibi a nigga with an attitude
Gotta get respected, break your mothafuckin' neck
Second one -
Allwayz gotta fuck outta wedlock
I like it when the pussy goes snap crackle and pop
Number three -
I'm a gangsta fanatic
I smoke any foolz tryin' to cause some static
Number four -
Here's what's in store
A crazy-ass nigga that remains hard core
Fifth one -
My killings just begun
I pulled out my gun, now they keep me on the run
Step six -
Hmmm, it's kinda tricky -
Can't forget that I'm mothafuckin' chickenshit
To the ones who tries to play the e -
By the time you reach seven you'll be 6 feet deep
Number eight -
Make no mistake,
Move real sneaky and you're bound to catch yo' pray
Ninth one -
I gotta be raw, fuck any brain-washing man made law
Last but not least, I must be real -
Number ten - is my appetite for des...

Pretty bad but it still cracks me and my homiezzz up


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2006-01-26 03:51 [#01827555]
Points: 2953 Status: Regular



from the excellent Rage Against the Machine:

What? the land of the free?
Whoever told you that is your enemy!

Now something must be done
About vengeance, a badge and a gun
’cause I’ll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage against ’em

Now action must be taken
We don’t need the key
We’ll break in!



 

offline staz on 2006-01-26 03:55 [#01827556]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



Clan In Da Front:

You become so Pat as my style increases
What's that in your pants ahhh human feces!
Throw your shitty drawers in the hamper
Next time come strapped with a fuckin Pamper

GZA!


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-01-26 07:42 [#01827667]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular



Metal Bucetation
[Massacration]

Hey, hey, hey
(AAAAA AW)
Hey, hey, hey
(AAAAA AW)
Hey, hey, hey
(AAAA AAAAH AW)

Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh oooh
(hey! hey! hey!)
Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh ooooh ooooh
AAAA AAAAH AW!
Vamos lá todo mundo! Metal!

All the Nation
Stop the punhetation!
Decretado eu sou!

All the Nation
Fuck the bucetation!
It's on fire! yaaaaaw!

Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh oooh
(hey! hey! hey!)
Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh oooh
(hey! hey! hey!)
Vamos lá todo mundo!
Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh oooh
(hey! hey! hey!)
Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh oooh

AAAAAAA!!!
AAAAAAW!!!Blonde Hammet!

Hold the pirocation!
Hold the bucetation!
I don't take it!-

Please the pirocation!
Fuck the bucetation!
I don't take it!

All the piruation!
Fuck the piruation!
Fucking Your Soul!
Fucking Your Soul!

#$%¨@ation!
@%$&#ation!
@#$#%$*ation!
#¨$*&¨%* alll!
Oooooh!

Metal!!!

AAAAA AW
AAAAA AAAAH AW
AAAAA AW
AAAAA AAAAH AW
AAAAA AW
AAAAA AAAAH AW

Metal!!!
Bucetation!!!!


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-01-26 07:49 [#01827669]
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errrrr? :)


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-01-26 08:09 [#01827681]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker | Followup to cygnus: #01798434



i've got some rhymes i'll be posting shortly.


 


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