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Aktium
from cleveland (United States) on 2002-02-28 02:56 [#00105792]
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•If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
•If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a
hostage situation?
•Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
•Is there another word for synonym?
•Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
•When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their
signs?
•When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be
thrown away?
•Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
•Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
•Why do they report power outages on TV?
•What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an
endangered plant?
•Is it possible to be totally partial?
•What's another word for thesaurus?
•If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
•Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
•Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
•Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
•If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
•If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
•If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
•When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
•Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
•If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
•Why is the word abbreviation so long?
•When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
•If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right????????????????????
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dave
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 02:59 [#00105799]
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you and your retorical questions
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forck_02lynix
from brooklyn on 2002-02-28 03:00 [#00105800]
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wow.......someone has a lot of time on their hands....
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aron
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:02 [#00105804]
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that was like the stuff in the stupid forwarded emails i keep getting from stupid annoying people i don't like.
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Aktium
from cleveland (United States) on 2002-02-28 03:03 [#00105805]
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are you saying you don't like me. :(
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aron
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:04 [#00105809]
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ummm...yes.
nah, i'm just being silly!!!
y0wzA!!!
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dave
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:05 [#00105810]
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mom and dad stop yelling your wrecking my birthday!
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raskolnikov
from Miami (Mexico) on 2002-02-28 03:17 [#00105827]
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Si osama......porque os mata?????
a joke for those who can read in spanish.....
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dave
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:19 [#00105830]
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he he, the really funny thing is that it's really my birthday
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-02-28 03:34 [#00105859]
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?If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
-No
?If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
-No. THey are put on suicide watch like any mentally malformed indefidual that threatens suicide.
?Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
-Not troubled and insecure. Plants think and act at a much slower rate than people. However, they might grow at a slower rate, and have deformed foliage.
?Is there another word for synonym?
-Ever thought of using Google.com to find these anwers?
?Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
-I suggest you learn what the latin/greek root for practice might be before you start asking questions like that.
?When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
-No. They probly do the same thing as normal people do when they strike. They will just discontinue any work that may make any profit for the company that is ripping them off.
?When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
-No, only if it is a pressure sealed tube (a la tylenol or advil container style) container of cotton swabs
?Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
-Nebraska
?Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
-Most cats will not actually eat any prey they catch. Hunting mice is a kind of practice to them.
?Why do they report power outages on TV?
-Because they can.
?What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
-You shoot it.
?Is it possible to be totally partial?
-Kind of.
?What's another word for thesaurus?
-Book of synonyms.
?If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
-Not if he is self employed
?Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
-No. It would usually be called an insect.
?Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afr
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-02-28 03:38 [#00105863]
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Ohhhh... I had all the questions answered too.... Well, one more [cause I don't feel like typing all that shyte again :(];
?When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
-Boxes
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aron
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:39 [#00105865]
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"?What's another word for thesaurus?
-Book of synonyms"
ha! that's 3 words fool!
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Ubik
from United States on 2002-02-28 03:42 [#00105870]
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? They are afraid somebody will live in them, or hang around to cruise for gay sex.
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dave
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:44 [#00105874]
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maby you dont want sombody bardging in while your dropping the cosbys off at the pool
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-02-28 03:53 [#00105891]
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'"?What's another word for thesaurus?
-Book of synonyms"
ha! that's 3 words fool!'
Fine than... bibliosynomicon
:P
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aron
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:54 [#00105894]
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...well, you showed me :(
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-02-28 03:57 [#00105901]
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Or 'Alternawordybook'
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aron
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 04:02 [#00105903]
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heh.
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-28 04:02 [#00105904]
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ha, that's good...
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Ubik
from United States on 2002-02-28 04:06 [#00105910]
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