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I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS!!
 

offline Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-02-28 02:56 [#00105792]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker



•If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with
soap?

•If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill
himself, is it considered a
hostage situation?

•Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them
would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

•Is there another word for synonym?

•Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
"practice"?

•When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on
their
signs?

•When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant
to be
thrown away?

•Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

•Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

•Why do they report power outages on TV?

•What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is
eating an
endangered plant?

•Is it possible to be totally partial?

•What's another word for thesaurus?

•If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

•Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

•Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid
someone will clean them?

•Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

•If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive
with their headlights off?

•If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a
sound?

•If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or
naked?

•When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

•Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

•If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the
right to remain silent?

•Why is the word abbreviation so long?

•When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

•If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all
right????????????????????



 

offline dave from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 02:59 [#00105799]
Points: 1135 Status: Regular



you and your retorical questions


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2002-02-28 03:00 [#00105800]
Points: 4000 Status: Regular



wow.......someone has a lot of time on their hands....


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:02 [#00105804]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



that was like the stuff in the stupid forwarded emails i
keep getting from stupid annoying people i don't like.


 

offline Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-02-28 03:03 [#00105805]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker



are you saying you don't like me. :(


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:04 [#00105809]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



ummm...yes.

nah, i'm just being silly!!!

y0wzA!!!


 

offline dave from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:05 [#00105810]
Points: 1135 Status: Regular



mom and dad stop yelling your wrecking my birthday!


 

offline raskolnikov from Miami (Mexico) on 2002-02-28 03:17 [#00105827]
Points: 357 Status: Lurker



Si osama......porque os mata?????

a joke for those who can read in spanish.....


 

offline dave from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:19 [#00105830]
Points: 1135 Status: Regular



he he, the really funny thing is that it's really my
birthday


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-02-28 03:34 [#00105859]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



?If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with
soap?

-No

?If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill
himself, is it considered a
hostage situation?

-No. THey are put on suicide watch like any mentally
malformed indefidual that threatens suicide.

?Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them
would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

-Not troubled and insecure. Plants think and act at a much
slower rate than people. However, they might grow at a
slower rate, and have deformed foliage.

?Is there another word for synonym?

-Ever thought of using Google.com to find these anwers?

?Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
"practice"?

-I suggest you learn what the latin/greek root for practice
might be before you start asking questions like that.

?When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on
their
signs?

-No. They probly do the same thing as normal people do when
they strike. They will just discontinue any work that may
make any profit for the company that is ripping them off.

?When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant
to be
thrown away?

-No, only if it is a pressure sealed tube (a la tylenol or
advil container style) container of cotton swabs

?Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

-Nebraska

?Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

-Most cats will not actually eat any prey they catch.
Hunting mice is a kind of practice to them.

?Why do they report power outages on TV?

-Because they can.

?What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is
eating an
endangered plant?

-You shoot it.

?Is it possible to be totally partial?

-Kind of.

?What's another word for thesaurus?

-Book of synonyms.

?If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

-Not if he is self employed

?Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

-No. It would usually be called an insect.

?Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afr


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-02-28 03:38 [#00105863]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



Ohhhh... I had all the questions answered too....
Well, one more [cause I don't feel like typing all that
shyte again :(];

?When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

-Boxes


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:39 [#00105865]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



"?What's another word for thesaurus?

-Book of synonyms"

ha!
that's 3 words fool!


 

offline Ubik from United States on 2002-02-28 03:42 [#00105870]
Points: 662 Status: Lurker



Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? They are afraid
somebody will live in them, or hang around to cruise for gay
sex.


 

offline dave from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:44 [#00105874]
Points: 1135 Status: Regular



maby you dont want sombody bardging in while your dropping
the cosbys off at the pool


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-02-28 03:53 [#00105891]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



'"?What's another word for thesaurus?

-Book of synonyms"

ha!
that's 3 words fool!'

Fine than... bibliosynomicon

:P


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 03:54 [#00105894]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



...well, you showed me :(


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-02-28 03:57 [#00105901]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



Or 'Alternawordybook'


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-28 04:02 [#00105903]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



heh.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-28 04:02 [#00105904]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to Taxidermist: #00105901



ha, that's good...


 

offline Ubik from United States on 2002-02-28 04:06 [#00105910]
Points: 662 Status: Lurker



Synonictionary


 


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