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yes, another thread where amusing English language abusing karate master dies |
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"Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything." |
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Pat Morita on the set of the Karate Kid (1984): "Hello, it's nice to meet you, Mr. Avildsen. I look forward to working with you in my role as a karate master." "HMMMMMMM.... listen, pat... it's like this... can you do your lines... but sound like a retard?" "Oh, uh - what?" "Well, it's just that... your english is very good, but we want you to be more like your people - orientals. You know, slanty-eyed types always go around like, 'oh so solly!' and all that." "I was born in California and I don't think that--" "Shape up or ship out, Morita. Your Happy Days days are over. This is how it is in Hollywood. Start getting cute and stupid. Also, would you mind if we tape back your eyes a bit?" |
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what does it mean? ' _ ' please |
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You put some wax on, you take most of it off, leaving a shine. She, she she she shine on, she she she shine on, and on. |
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um, okay. |
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If he just died he must have been like 140 |
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But I won't fight, and I won't hate Well not today In a garden in the house of love Sitting lonely on a plastic chair |
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that surprises you? |
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