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jesus you are for jerks! virginpusher is for the dogs.. his bones are JUICY FILLED WITH JELL-O!!!!1 |
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dont hate. I WUB U |
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hello |
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<3 |
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hi. you're neat-O |
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Whats in your avatar? Is that smoke, or a photoshopped head? |
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two heads. it's called piggy-backing my friend. |
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I see. :) |
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hi there good people <3 check the (2 mb) outstanding ^_^ v |
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<3 + <3 = <3 <3 |
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One time I... *cpmph*... excuse me, one time *cpmph, cpmph* *a disturbed sensation dawns on me* *cpmph... CPPMPH!* *CPMPHHH!* ... ... *CPMPPHHH! CPMPHHH! CPMMPPHHH!* *horrified, I cough up the front half of a 2 foot long alien maggot out of my mouth which squirms around in circles to force its constipated poop into my throat* *as it circles past my jaw it takes a bite out of it, instantly digesting that and pooping it too, continuing the process until my entire head is a disguisting paste inside my own stomach* *the once maggoty thing emerges as a beautiful butterfly after unfolding its wings out of my cavernous neck, flying away yet using its alien mind control to have well, mind control, over my body* *The butterfly lands on qrters face, clinging to it and gouging his eyes out with its pointy abdomen, while controlling me to walk over and restrain his arms* *phobiazero dressed as rambo jumps out of the bushes performing a triple ground sommersault for visual effect, then leaps at the Gigamorphlik, trying to pry it off as it screams in bytes submerged underwater* *the creatures 3rd pair of legs reaches backward to flip phobiarambo upside down. One of the legs gets caught in his clothes and he slides out of his pants and underwear, muttering cries for help even though he is embarrassed* *virginpusher jumps out of the same bushes, in a power ranger costume (but holding his helmet) and tries the same sommersault but just lands on his head, after which he decides to put on the helmet* HA HA HA HA, he laughs so hard he pees his pants when he sees phobiazero hanging upside down naked* *a group of naked chicks suddenly streaks through the whole scene and phobiazero gets a stiffy which sticks in qrters ear, who has been screaming from his eyes being gouged out this whole time* HA HA HA HAHAAAAA! virginpusher laughs so hard he just cant stop peeing and has to crouch with his hands on his knees still laughing, soon becoming shriveled and dehydrated until he peed himself to death* |
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I just decided that all XLT donation money should go to you because frankly you are in the top 3 |
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dehydrated viginpusher: just add water I just gave my herpes to my grandmother. Things are bueatiful, like stuff for example. *other stuff happens* Sincerely, McBeth, the overwater toad licking lipstick catastrophe fiends growing out of a giant marshmellow. Testicles are beautiful. |
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M&Ms |
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seconded! |
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birds |
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I love |
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you guys are terrif |
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This post is awesome. Thanks. You're welcome. |
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it was funny because it was true. |
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*snatches ephos's's's 'p' and rearranges the other letters to make a hose* *points the hose toward the person previously called epohs and squirts the 'p' out of it* |
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*kinks* |
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*the hose burst from being kinked and the p comes flying out at me, but I grab it and shake it until the letters 'anty' comes out of it and attaches it to the hose making some pantyhose* *sends pantyhose back in time to Mr T's then 74 year old musty manly great great great grandmother with a note that says 'here is a gift for you, great great great grandma. They are a special kind of pantyhose that you should wear every day but never wash, love your great great great grandson Mr. T' Please pass them along from generation to generation, making sure nobody EVER washes them with instructions to eventually give them to a person kinking a hose on 1-25-2007* *she shrugs not knowing who mr T is because he wasn't born yet but wears them anyway and does as told* *back in the present a fugly 98 year old lady with a goatee approaches epohs quietly from behind, sees him kinking a hose and says "at last!" and puts them on his head* |
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*changes post to read 'bursts' instead of 'burst' and extends the 2nd quotation mark of Mr. T's note* |
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spazzle! |
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*steals your exclamation point and puts it upside down in the front thereby making you a mexican* *takes your sombrerro and beats you with it* |
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*wonders if spanish has upside down exclamation marks or question marks or both* |
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think the have upside down ?'s. I AM NOT SURE. |
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i'm just an impartial observer on this one but yes spanish does have "upside down" question marks. thank you, good bye! |
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both ¿que pasa? ¡tequila! |
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iTequila it plays you music if you drop your headphones in it, plus it's a phone. |
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After much research I have finally figured out that the exclamation and question marks in spanish (do you believe in spanish?) are right side up and the ones in english are upside down. |
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jesus is for jerks |
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that means that they read TUNES, an unfinished exclamation of the word 'tunes' every time they see iTunes written somwhere. |
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lol |
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jesus isnt for jerks imo but religion is |
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i wanna love everyone jesus is good jesus`s our pal |
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<3 |
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