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I just heard my cat vomiting. Now I have to go see what he's ruined. Carpet? Shoes? Surely it didn't land on the bare floor? |
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All life isn't pain, fleetmouse. |
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Oh yeah? White carpet. NOW tell me all life isn't pain. |
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it's the chair. |
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oh, wait, that was in the future. sorry. |
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i remember when i spilt wine on the carpet i tried to dry it up quicker with the hair dryer. there was a burnt black 'O' on the carpet for 2 years. and a wine stain |
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You are the Foreboding Omen of Chair-Death. I am not one to believe in signs and portents but your prognostication seems inevitable. |
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my cat always does it on important papers.. lil' fucker |
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1. Rope off the stained area. 2. Add dramatic lighting. 3. Make a small card that says, "All Life Is Pain, 2005, cat vomit on carpet" 4. Invite your friends to the opening. 5. Become huge smash hit in the art world. 6. Forget all your friends and your cat. 7. While you're stepping out of a limo with a floozy in each arm, about to walk up the red carpet, your cat shows up out of nowhere looking like he's been in the gutter for years and out of his ratty trenchcoat he pulls out a knife and stabs you. 8. All life is pain. |
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On this particular carpet, what worked last time was baking soda and water, then putting a basin underneath and pouring water thru it. This is Fleetmouse's Handy Household Tip #22 |
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I am and it is. |
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I have to watch out for my cat joining SCUH - the Society for Cutting Up Humans. |
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check in his wallet for a membership card. they start early. |
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i don't think #2 is necessary. |
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Oh god oh god, you mean I have to go through his pockets? Does he have pockets? Are they full of mucus? |
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Pffft. What do you know of art. |
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all art has dramatic lighting - haven't you ever been to an art gallery?! yes, you have to go through his pockets and pull out the wallet. it's gonna have a lot of fur on it. it's a cowboy wallet and it has his name spelled out in lasso rope. there's $23 in there, a credit card, a photo of you, a photo of his "real parents", a condom, a few receipts and a dry cleaning tag. the membership card is in there as well. |
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the SCUH card is light blue and has a knife graphic on it with a trail of blood halfway through so that it looks like it has cut through the card. |
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Hahahahaha! You restore my faith in internets. |
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You'd better bust out that oxyclean! Hi! IM BILLY MAYES AND I POST WITH THE POWER OF OXYGEN |
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life is |
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just kick your kat in the head fleetmouse i just listened to a song by you on the planetarium site...its cool...i dig it... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Thanks! I wish I hadn't gone so crazy with the compression / limiting on that track in the beginning and end sections. |
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it took a long time and a lot of rancid cat food, but i've trained Pez to vomit only on linoleum. |
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pretty sweet usage of effets though - i dig that sorta stuff... !!! |
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ha ! if they all knew what you know.... |
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The first post made me laugh a lot. |
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Granular synthesis gives you that sort of sound. You can do it in Max or Reaktor, or even to a certain degree in FL Studio with the granulizer plugin. It helps to think in terms of sound generation instead of adding effects after the fact - piling on a bunch of VSTs most of the time just muddies things up. |
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ALL LIFE IS SPAIN |
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ok...i wasnt looking to bite your technique or learn hot to do it...just wanted you to know i dug it ! |
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Yeah yeah I'm just saying. |
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JUST TAKE THE DAMN COMPLIMENT FLEET! |
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i know - but i feel like when people share their technique its as though they think i want to bite their style - you dont need to explain...id rather have your technique be a mystery i just likes the sweet jam !!! |
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