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ok so here you have it... november twelve, two-thousand five, after the death of son of god, jesus christ. sitting down in my chair on a usual tuesday... you know those are my most hated days, correct? if someone would please get rid of this fucking day, that would be great, m'k? yeah, and i'm gonna have to have you come to work on saturday... m'k? oh, and in case you forgot you need to take a shower... your feet stink of an odorous ass-hole waiting to vomit out yesterdays "special" taco sauce and barbeque beans. now if that would make your bowels move and your throat sink down into it's bloody cavern, i don't know what would get your panties in a bundle. i'd take suggestions. now i'm not saying that i want to sniff them, i'd like to see them fall off of your body, like snapping a rubberband from your finger. you know? did you know pigs wash themselves with their own shit? yeah, no shit! i couldn't believe it when i was watching the television. i'm not ordering you to watch for little piggy to go bathe him/herself in it's own shit, but that would be quite a sight... and smell (if you were actually there) to go through. Would you want a pet and such that does sort of a thing? How grotesque... I could see the headlines right now... "Little Piggy Gives Diarrhea to Whole Family"... it would continue like this... "The little piggy whilst bathing in it's own feces, then proceeded to lick itself off... Meanwhile the familes baby (name kept confidential) crawled over to the pig pen and the pig licked the babies face off. Not thinking anything of it, the mother (name kept confidential) couldn't keep her mouth off of the baby, kissing it and praising it's "babiness". The father at night couldn't contain himself because he had budweiser breath... He was so horny from a night of drinking and fixing his Harley Davidson 1000cc Crotch Rocket that he had to get some nookie from his wife, so he started licking her face off... especially around the lips. The mother loved this kind of thing (call it a fetish?) |
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