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offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-10-26 17:09 [#01762050]
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now i've got my third essay for english coming and I need a
draft by monday, which is fine because one I have a subject
I can write like a mad man. The problem is, I don't have a
subject. So here goes:

I swear my teacher thinks of the most boring fucking topics
for us to write on, and plus i learned soon that she's manic
depressive so joy for me. anyways, here goes:

In 1000 words, describe the three main causes or effects of
major changes in the english language. Must use at least 3
sources, only one them internet.

Sources and word count are no problem. The topic is.

Any suggestions?


 

offline Dozer on 2005-10-26 17:11 [#01762055]
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I can't help you coz I'm French lol Sorry


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-10-26 17:12 [#01762057]
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hmm


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-10-26 17:13 [#01762061]
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THE three? is it fixed / factual?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-10-26 17:14 [#01762062]
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three main causes or effects of major changes in the english
language


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-10-26 17:15 [#01762063]
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arrrrr!


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offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-10-26 17:15 [#01762064]
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well, not THE, but three causes or effects.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-10-26 17:17 [#01762067]
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shakespeare?

the normans?

???


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-10-26 17:18 [#01762068]
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yes, i'm thinking along historical lines, because i'm very
good with history. and english papers, if i can ever find a
subject.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-10-26 17:19 [#01762072]
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isn't the subject 'three main causes or effects of major
changes in the english language'?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-26 17:20 [#01762074]
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"how to successfully scam message board users to do your
homework: research and development"


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-10-26 17:25 [#01762075]
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yes, but i can pick any three, she's not wanting everyone to
do the same thing.

i'm not asking you guys to write the paper for me or even
point me towards where i need to go. i just need some help
brainstorming some notions and i'm bored and want posts. so
there. :P


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-26 17:28 [#01762080]
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take it easy cowboy, i just kiddin ;)


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-10-26 17:29 [#01762081]
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i'm an italian!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-10-26 17:29 [#01762082]
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what's this? a fight!!!?!?!?

let's fucking 'ave it!!!!! YERRRR!!!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-10-26 17:34 [#01762083]
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1. ebonics


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-10-26 17:35 [#01762084]
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class would be an interesting thing to explore


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-10-26 17:41 [#01762089]
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nope. my female associate is doing that one. HA! :D


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-26 19:01 [#01762139]
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text messaging and emails.


 

offline handoverthecart on 2005-10-26 20:03 [#01762170]
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Do it on 1337 speak.


 

offline uviol from United States on 2005-10-26 20:16 [#01762172]
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1000 words? man, you'll have that shit done in no time!

major changes in english.. let's see here. Let's go with
Gutenberg's printing press.. that always works.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-10-26 20:57 [#01762200]
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Write a really good and scholarly paper, then incorporate
some sort of linguistic gimmick that makes it unreadable
without the secret decryption code. This will entertain
your teacher and make them more inclined to give you kudos,
which you can exchange for t-shirts and mugs at your local
Myspace giftshop.


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-10-26 21:00 [#01762201]
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write about cunts and drugs


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-10-27 13:51 [#01762966]
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i've got the topics now, thanks. the ideas were helpful in
giving me some notions for my thesis.


 

offline try-pod from Wimbledon, London (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-27 14:00 [#01762976]
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Write it competely in text language

Either that or in the language of Chaucer and claim that it
hasn't chaged at all


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-10-27 14:14 [#01762994]
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How about the evolution of the spoken word and how British
English evolves faster than American English due to the fact
that the American accent derived from elecution lessons
given to sailors in th 18th & 19th century so that regional
accents would not be miss understood.



 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-10-27 14:30 [#01763030]
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hip hop - ebonics !


 


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