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offline Dozer on 2005-10-25 10:18 [#01760694]
Points: 1234 Status: Regular



while ( love & passion ) {
for( fight = 0 ; rights < freedom ; rights++ )
fight = standup( rights );
free( babylon );
}

I hope you'll understand ^^


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-10-25 10:22 [#01760697]
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It won't compile, WHAT THE FUX!


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-10-25 10:22 [#01760699]
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I want my money back


 

offline Dozer on 2005-10-25 10:26 [#01760706]
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It's just an algorythm


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-25 10:27 [#01760708]
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It's completely wrong, but I understand what you
meant. :P




 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2005-10-25 11:11 [#01760752]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



count = 0
WHILE count < 10
x = 0
WHILE x < 2
DISPLAY "My data structure project
is 5 days late and it`s driving me fucking crazy! I rather
be tracking breakcore!"
x = x + 1
END WHILE
Count = count + 1
END WHILE

Fecking pert charts and critical paths : (


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2005-10-25 11:12 [#01760754]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!
My data structure project is 5 days late and it`s driving me
fucking crazy! I rather be tracking breakcore!

Crap I just lost count ... anyway you get the joke ...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-25 11:13 [#01760757]
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echo "Hello world";


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-25 11:14 [#01760759]
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COBOL? nasty.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-10-25 11:16 [#01760766]
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I was joking though :p


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-10-25 11:18 [#01760768]
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needs more recursion.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-25 11:19 [#01760771]
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infinite regress too...


 

offline Dozer on 2005-10-25 11:51 [#01760804]
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Hahahahahaha

Though.

:p


 

offline Dozer on 2005-10-25 11:52 [#01760805]
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Can you correct it??


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-25 12:11 [#01760850]
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Not really no. It really makes no sense :)


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2005-10-25 12:42 [#01760882]
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System.wankOff();


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2005-10-25 14:10 [#01760960]
Points: 8670 Status: Lurker



format c:


 

offline rasec from mty (Mexico) on 2005-10-25 14:23 [#01760971]
Points: 654 Status: Regular



try {
Human man = new Human();

if (human.ToBe() || !(human.ToBe())
System.out("That's the question");
}
catch (Exception e) {
e.PrintStackTrace(e.ToString());
}
finally {
human.Die();
}


 

offline osiris from Canterbury on 2005-10-25 15:07 [#01761010]
Points: 473 Status: Lurker



100 beep
110 goto 100


 

offline rasec from mty (Mexico) on 2005-10-25 15:09 [#01761011]
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find the compiLation error... LoL


 

offline recaps from keys on 2005-10-25 15:10 [#01761012]
Points: 177 Status: Lurker



11001001000010010011101010101010111111010100100010001000110
10101010111001001010001001110101011111010010010100110111110
10001


 

offline osiris from Canterbury on 2005-10-25 15:17 [#01761017]
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:-O no i wont you cheeky monkey


 

offline xceque on 2005-10-25 15:23 [#01761029]
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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-25 15:25 [#01761031]
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Now THAT made me laugh.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-10-25 15:35 [#01761053]
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nice defs :)


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2006-01-05 13:26 [#01812781]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



Private sub ()
Print "I'm not telling you what's on this sandwich"
End Sub


 

offline xceque on 2006-01-05 13:39 [#01812785]
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In my nightmares my keyboard has no break key and my code is
stuck in an infinite loop. The stack keeps on fillin' up AND
IT NEVER THROWS AN EXCEPTION.

I also have this dream where I'm being chased over lush
green hills by a giant killer EventArgs.


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-05 18:29 [#01812982]
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r type loading error


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-05 22:48 [#01813058]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



QrterIsGay = 1

while QrterIsGay #ie. infinite loop
lather hair with shampoo
rinse hair


 


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