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are awesome! however, I fear they may be addictive and must caution you against them. please send all available pistachio nuts to me, and I will dispose of them in a proper manner. |
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i prefer peanuts. |
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Me and my bird belive that they are some kind of "food-crack." Addictive is the correct description for these bad boys. |
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I wish I could get high off them. then I'd make lots of weird tracks on pistachio and then people would hail me as the new musical genious and I would have lots of money so I could buy more pistachio nuts. then, after a while, my career would go down the toilet as I sold all my "assets" to buy pistachio nuts, and when I later sober up, I'll have nothing but a casio-keyboard for music making. I will then re-invent music as we know it and be on top again, but will then keep my pistachio use at a moderate level. |
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watch out! they can get worms in them. and the pink dye that is sometimes added makes you paranoid. but pistachios are indeed awesome. fucking awesome, actually. |
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pink dye? |
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Exactly. You got to know what you are doing when you get involved with a pistachio bender. Always make sure that you have a friend around who isn't doing any, just to keep an eye on things. You can get so pistachio'd off your tits, it is possible to harm yourself. Be careful, brother. |
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But anyway, I like to inject smack straight into my eyeballs after a big pistachio bender, it helps to ease the comedown. |
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thanks for both the tips! I'll remember that the next time... I already chewed my foot off in a pistachio high, so... |
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in the united states pistachios were traditionally dyed bright pink/red in the shell, which would then get all over your fingers and lips when you cracked the shell and ate the nut. i guess i'm not surprised that this is not the common practice elsewhere, and actually most pistachios in the us these days are, i think, not dyed. thus concludes pistachio history corner. thanks for your patronage. |
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also, did you know that if you force yourself to vomit the pistachios you've already eaten, you can free up space in your stomach to allow for more pistachios? save on gourmet bulk nuts. |
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weeeeird... did they think people wouldn't eat stuff that was green? |
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"food crack" is exactly right - just like chocolate covered pretzels - you sit down with a bag to have a few, look down a few minutes later and youve chewed through the whole fuckin deal |
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it's hard to write and crack pistachio nut shells at the same time... |
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I thought pink was salted and white was something else. Pink is dangerous because i remember when i was young having pink fingers and having to wipe them on my socks thus making them pink. A local bar has Jalapenio Pistachio Nuts. Fairly good |
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it was essentially a marketing strategy to grab people's attention, believe me the pistachios stood out when you'd see a large bin of them or a coin-operated machine full of them. they are usually still in the shell when sold here, so you don't see a lot of green, mostly the tan shell. it's not uncommon to dye other foods bright colors in other countries. don't they have any brightly colored food in norway? tikka masala? orange soda? |
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that's what we in the pistachio world call a "pistachio myth." |
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Well, I'm addict with them too. |
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they're still in the shell here too... I don't think we have things that are dyed to be a different color from what it's supposed to be, though.. orange soda is dyed orange, not blue... denmark has these excessively red sausages... they're like signal red... of course, I haven't really looked into it all that much, but.. pink pistachio nuts would throw me off a bit... |
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this weekend, when I attempt making nougat, I will try coating pistachio nuts in nougat. will report back on the results. I also just got this idea that it could work with eggs and bacon... |
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for me: salted peanuts < salted pistachios < dry-roasted peanuts |
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pisatchio ice cream is also quite amazing.. it tastes nothing like the pistachio nuts, though... |
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pistachio halva doesn't taste half bad either. |
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This will be your first serious lesson of life. "Two unbelievably tasty things, don't make an even tastier one, when combined". But please go on and report afterwards. |
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True |
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some bastard spiked my beer with a smiley face pistachio nut once in a club,i was found 8 days later naked in a field talking to a tree. |
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weird.. same thing happened to me, except I was found 8 days later, disguised as a tree in a field and someone was talking to me. (u got mail) |
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erm well,it was a cold night so just bear that in mind:) received,thank you.i cant do the grey text thing so pretend pls |
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they are very good! |
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it's not grey text, it's.. sub.. as opposed to sup. |
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jalapeño pistachio nuts? i'd want to try that. : ) (even if jalapeños aren't really strong are they...) i had never heard of this pink dye thing, sounds pretty silly to me. what's wrong with green? some apples are green too. |
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i LOVE pistachio nuts... but can't eat them right now :s |
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like them too, but usually they're too salty, and I have to drink fast afterwards |
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green apples?!?! HEY! GUYS! CHECK THIS OUT! THERE'S A PISTACHIO JUNKIE OVER HERE CLAIMING THERE ARE GREEN APPLES!!! HAHA AHA HAHA HA HA AH HAAAA! |
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how about,call at my house and show me have,you could also show me how to do the linky thing.and then we could go on the decks of death and make some noise. right,im goin to get some beer from the shop |
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Just bought a bag of food crack from Morrison's, the missus is coming up this weekend and she wants have a bender, so I said I'd get some in. She is bringing a mystery non-pistachio food-crack with her, I will let you know how it compares. |
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I'll come over tomorrow at 8pm with a barrel of whisky. |
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hey, do you question when your tikka masala is redorange? i don't think so! |
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This thread made me buy a big bag of pistachio nuts. Cashews are great as well. |
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Especially honey roasted cashew nuts. |
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i almost break my fucking teeth on them every time i eat them because god damnit i can't let those seald up nuts get away. |
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word,kebabs on me |
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theyre good, but dont apologize over the phone while eating them |
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pistachio nuts are the nuts with the highest percentage of poly-unsaturated fats, they're the olive oil of the nut world. |
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kebab and whisky! what an evening! |
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Seriously, anyone know the consequences of eating excessive amounts of pistachio nuts? I heard it can be bad for you, but google brings up nothing |
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Its a conspiracy. Beleive me. I have been long fighting the war against nuts, seeing as I am alergic. I have traced it back to covert government agencies that are partly subsidized by . Its a very dark time for our world. |
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I prefer body suits made of babies but I guess pistachio nuts are pretty good too. |
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HAHAHAHAH! |
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jesus thats brilliant. Can you provide a source? I'd like to see a higher resolution pic. |
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