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If you put your finger in your anus, you can "poop" it out. Try it- it's fun. If anyone needs me you know what I'll be doing. Thanks. |
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You stole my idea, now you're taking all the credit |
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when you've done some good practicing, get a king size buttplug and repeat the procedure. |
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Hahahah what the FUCK |
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oh baby baby it's a wild world it's hard to get by just upon a smile |
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tuvalu man on the loose |
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you can poop a horse dick too, apparently. Might die, though. |
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has anybody done two fingers yet?! |
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I went straight from one to my whole fist. will try two fingers and tell you how it was. |
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Have you no patience?! |
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strange sensation |
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not really, no. two fingers was ok. |
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you used your fist Mastah? wowzers that seems impossible unless you're that goatse man.. hmmm stuffing your tail up there can be an interesting experience, sorta like furry fingers. God bless Weasels! |
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bredzisz jak bez leba! |
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excuse me? |
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great topic |
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when i was very young, my mother used to push thermometers up my ass when i was sick. it wasn't fun at all. |
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*shudders* same here... ugh... |
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I remember a south park episode where Mr. Slave's mother did that to him when he was a baby. "euhh.. jesuth chrisht" |
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you know what even more annoying then that? suppositories. I really hate those... |
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the thing i don't understand is - why anally when you can also take the temperature orally?! (was that a "training" for if we ever get raped or what?) |
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well, the justification lies in the fact that when you do it anally, you don't have to account for any difference. if you do it in the mouth, there's something you have to either add or subtract from the value the thermometer shows.. if you do it under the arms, it's the same, but with the ass, the temperature is actually the body temperature... |
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Wave hello to Lemmiwinks. |
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for being rxped by a small child? thermometers are small right? |
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otherwise they'd have to punch a whole somewhere in your body with it, so hurray for the anus |
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"BOOYA" |
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hahaha! lol/wtf |
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after several says of sautéing, chewing, swallowing and digesting, I'll be pooping WMW's stringy, walnut-sized brain. |
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