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come on, this board needs action. lets talk about shite! today in class i'm sitting at my desk and i'm in between this two chicks. (jenna)(me)(becky) we have to work on this project about world war one. so i'm working with this chick, becky. i start talking to her about the usuals; weekend madness, weed, and life. all of a sudden she just blurts in my face, "i got to pee." so i look at her like she is crazy and she says,"WhAT!?!" so i simply reply, "the next time i got to go to the bathroom i will gladly wait to inform you." then she blushes cause she reliazed how ignorant she had been, i mean to interupt a conversation with bullshit like that is moronic. so she makes up for it, "i'm sorry, i didn't know that it would effect you." so i reply, "just keep it easy sweet sugar." and we continued to work on our project. tomorrow, should i tell her in a class that i need to go drain the lizard? or should i keep with the usuals? |
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hahaha,just keep with the usuals.. talk bullshite?erm I was walking past this bank and I see this reflection of a cat on the bank's glass door only it wasn't a reflection it was a real cat,locked in the bank..lol |
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was the cat in fear? you should have freed it mate? things are getting weird? (WHERE IS MY GHOST FILLED HOSPITAL) |
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Is she hot? I'm trying to paint the picture in my head :) |
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she is decent, her face looks like a cabbage patch doll, sort of. the girl (jenna) is really sweet, she has a porn star-ish look/appeal. |
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I love ping pong We got a table recently here at the dorm and I got me a ping pong paddle and I'm kicking so much ass. Anyone else into the pp? OK, me and my friend decided there is something very interesting about the tripple 'p' phrases like ping ping paddle. Can yall think of some more? I got another... |
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that cat was calm..it was a cute cat too hehe |
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lol i would't recommend you tell her she has a porn star look if she asks your opinion. |
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I just got hired at a sub shot called the hungry hobo, they've got golden tee 2k so it shouldn't be that bad |
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Ask her if she minds you watching her, because you have always been curious about where girl pee comes from!!! |
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pork picking penis patter i got four brothe, try to beat me |
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i'll just stick it in her why tell her when i can show her what she's got going emotion = feeling |
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..more bullshite.. Um,my friend and I wore these horrible crappy scary masks and randomly jumped out and scared people..hhehe kinda fun when you're bored |
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I shal try that if a RDJ mask comes my way. |
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next time you should hold chains and knives and ask for cash or death? hehehe |
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I shor could go for a can of corn right now... |
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heheh nah but I loved the look of this one dude's face,it was like :O hahaha |
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petting pretty pink pussy perefectly... Zombiekev? Five, what! |
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petite pornstar penis props :) |
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i like aliteration |
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penis popping pornstar pistol packer i got five, what now!!!! rock |
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I like cheese |
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I think I'm going to go outside and play blanket ninja !!!!!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!! |
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pete ponders possible poodle punching |
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cheese before sleep makes for interesting dreamage :) |
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you guys are just writing words starting with the letter p.... aren't you. There is not such thing is a "penis popping pornstar pistol packer" or a "pork picking penis patter" I might be wrong though. |
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I love cheese |
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blanket ninja is played best with females and condoms...forgoe your duties |
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rhhhheehhaalllyyyy? |
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you guys are just writing words starting with the letter p.... aren't you. There is not such thing is a "penis popping pornstar pistol packer" or a "pork picking penis patter" I might be wrong though. |
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could you explain the rules of blanket ninja, i want to play |
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yeah there is, or will be |
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ask the baron he has spoken |
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has anyone here ever busked just for the fuck of it? me and my mate once filled our shoes with change and we danced and clapped. we made nothing. |
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we hadnt slept for 3 days either |
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I busked with 5 other people and all together we made 1$ haha.. You hardly sleep :P |
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everyone has those days, then we discover mastercard |
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i hate credit cards. a lot. bah. |
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yeah credit cards are hell! |
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What stupid things have you done when your drunk? I once fell into a canal (lots of them round Birmingham) - it was cold - nuff said |
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err, i got into a competition too see who could fall and land in the most painful position possible... it was on sand, but still... this one dude had his mobile in his pocket, i think its embedded in his leg now... |
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it wasnt very clever, i feel dumb for participating |
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I've fallen off a 3rd story balcony, dumped off a very high bridge into 3ft of water and spraind BOTH ancles, nearly drove my car off an even higher bridge (the railing stopped me), and many many more things I just don't remember (or are much too illegal to disclose) |
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I don't mind if girls talk about going to pee... it actually kinda turns me on babee!!!! :) |
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:/ |
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It's ok I'm an asshole. Actually i was an alcoholic junkie when that stuff happend. I'm much less evil now. |
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dumped off a very high bridge into 3ft of water - What? You squatted over the edge and did a shit? |
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so this is for stupid shit? Ok, well last night I had this amazing idea... first though, a bit of info... I have a scanner, and on the scanner there are two buttons, one to just scan the picture, the other to send the scaned picture directly to the printer... so anyways, I hauled down my pants, and sat my naked ass on the scanner... but when I went to press the button, I hit the button to send the scan to the printer... and it takes a nice while to scan, so there I was sitting my naked ass on the scanner, and my goodness it's hard doing that, cause you don't want to put all your weight on the scanner cause you'd break it... anyways, I had to cancel it, and I was too tired to scan it again... that's too bad huh? |
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hahaha sorry a bit of a typo there JUMPED off a ... |
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hahahaha |
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