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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-29 23:10 [#01737403]
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Do you think if I make a topic called "The Universe", I'll
get lots of replies? I mean.. this is all encompassing. Who
can pass by this topic without looking in it... whether
you're a human, sasquatch or an alien goldfish you're IN the
universe... this topic applies to YOU.

Sincerely,
ThwikMiff the Ill-Intending, Reply-Harvesting BiBeing from
KetchKommm 5 and Rezineff 3


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-09-29 23:14 [#01737406]
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i don't think anyone from xltronic will post, but you'll
definitely get some replies from like aliens and stuff.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-29 23:19 [#01737410]
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Aha! You just gave your alien identity away, GwemGwem! Only
you GwemGwems are notoriously stupid enough to say something
like that.

*handcuffs r40f, takes off his human rubber mask and takes
him to the interplanetary bounty hunting federation*


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-09-29 23:22 [#01737413]
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oh... drat


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-29 23:30 [#01737414]
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Pff... the reward for you was .50 Jebbleworths. That's like
a millionth of a penny given the inflation in 4096 WMW.

Actually what happened to inflation was interesting. The
need to manufacture so many pennies to make up for inflation
made zinc and copper, of which they are made, very in
demand. This made zinc and copper more valuable than gold
and became the new mediums of exchange. However almost all
the zinc and copper was alreay in the form of pressed
pennies, so pennies became more valuable than dollars. Or
something like that. This is all history to me as well since
we currently trade in shoelaces. Not sure why the bounty
hunter federation gave me fifty jebbleworths instead of
shoelaces. This solar system needs some serious
standardization.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 02:13 [#01737454]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 02:15 [#01737456]
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do you tthink we'll get homework today? (in space)


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-09-30 02:19 [#01737458]
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Fav+

Bump of the Year :)


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 03:13 [#01737502]
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Where??!?!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 04:12 [#01737561]
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Well are you from Rezineff 3 or KetchKommm 5? In either case
I don't have to worry about it because neither sector has
outlawed, or likely even has much intelligence on molecular
copying. The molecular duplicate of myself does all my
homework. I have him under strict control. Whenever you copy
yourself, MAKE SURE *YOU'RE* THE BOSS... right from the
start.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-09-30 05:02 [#01737605]
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In this place where the shadows run from themselves.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-30 05:05 [#01737606]
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we are aliens and we attack the universe!


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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-09-30 05:06 [#01737608]
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Is 'Destroy All Humans' a good game? I'm tempted to buy it
for PS2.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-30 05:06 [#01737609]
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it is a good name.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-09-30 05:13 [#01737612]
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i went here because it was one of the last threads that i
can see (and havent posted in) without swearing in it. but
yeah. the universe is big, so i've been told. however i am
known for suggesting that it may as well be small as our
preconception of size is based on how big we are and
who's to say anything about anything when the universe could
be a raindrop in the world of another EVEN BIGGER universe

so according to gerome's ninth law of the philosophy of
anti-counter-quantanium physics from the renaissance era,
size is a means of range that all creatures depend on based
on circumstance and invoked consciousness


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-09-30 05:14 [#01737613]
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Iz all Maya.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-09-30 05:21 [#01737616]
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Everytime I think about how everything was created and the
beginning of everything / going from nothing to something,
my head starts caving in on me and my stomach twists
itself.

It's as if we're programmed not to think about such things.
I also have a theory that if I sit down and meditate upon
it, I will most likely fall into a coma or die.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-09-30 05:24 [#01737617]
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i don't think it's being programmed but more the confusion
and the not understanding of the unknown

what plagues me is why human beings want to survive so much.
i mean collectivley too. this may sound like dangerous talk
but it's almost as if there's some governing desire / power
to keep us going. i am not a godly man, far from it but i do
wonder sometimes


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-30 05:26 [#01737618]
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you can't think what you can't think.

"nothing," being someone else and "infinite" are such
things.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-09-30 05:29 [#01737620]
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yeah it's like saying, "try and remember before you were
born"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 06:57 [#01737653]
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The last two comments should be meditated on by the great
Walractus in sector "sector". Half walrus and half cactus,
it is said he can see things mere mortals cannot.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 07:02 [#01737657]
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Unfortunately i'm about to exchange places with an exchange
student from Dirteion vector822. I know nothing of the
customs there. Please help me!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 07:23 [#01737668]
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Dirteion vector822? Oh man... I teleported there for
vacation 20 years from now... terrible mistake; I left after
about 10 minutes. This sector has the only colony of cloned
pteradactyls (an extinct earth species) in the solar system.
They are the most annoying blabber-mouthed morons ever
produced by evolution. They should be avoided at all costs.
Once you see them you'll know why they went extinct. If you
absolutely must exchange places and aren't certified for
teleportation, you can always just exchange heads via USPS
(UniverSePostalService). Just be prepared to be without a
head for a couple weeks while you wait (or just pass the
time cryogenically).


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-30 07:29 [#01737673]
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offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 07:29 [#01737674]
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You know what, i think i'll call my mate Jikwas23 and turn
this "vacation" into a hunting safari. Pterodactyls- prepare
to be extinct........again. Unfortunately I can't use USPS
as my 4 other heads havn't matured yet.

Oh by the way my a/s/l is:

678 larvae 499pupae/jante male/Ryspykk 45 tewr


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 07:33 [#01737680]
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your head is to ugly- you'll have to pay an extra cost for
the USPS service.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-09-30 07:34 [#01737683]
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Meh.. The universe is overrated.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-09-30 07:35 [#01737684]
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Circumsism ?


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 07:35 [#01737685]
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no, Comunism


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-09-30 07:38 [#01737689]
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not right now, thanks.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-30 07:41 [#01737695]
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you lost "now" (2005-09-30 15:38) - find it.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-09-30 07:43 [#01737697]
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nice avatar, i saw the full pic, looks nice

now go find yor post


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 07:57 [#01737708]
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I keep finding such amazing things on your
earth'sinternet

We have no such 'internet' here, nor in most other sectors
(the ones that do are much more primitive built on the
diskees technology). I have heard of being in other
universes even browsing earth's internet. In a recent biggle
scan of earth's most intelligent life, the results were the
internet, followed by cows, followed by humans.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 08:10 [#01737714]
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aaah ha ha ha ha ha
scroll down half way and read the "kill women" post... you
earthlings are hilarious creatures!


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 08:16 [#01737720]
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you haven't come across Ryspykkian internet, ofcourse you
won't find it on biggle. You hve to hack into our inetuni
grid to view our higher "internet". Here use this
topsecret.,


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-09-30 08:18 [#01737722]
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ha ha... stupid universe scum. I am from a multi-verse that
intersects your's at various space-time points denoted by
the colour violet. Having read your pitifull thread and
total ignorance of other universes, prepare to have yours,
inverted oblong-wise into your collective asses, during my
next intersection phase, where the colour will more than
likely be maroon. Its been fun.

Now, i give you back KEYFUMBLER. His fingers will detach in
about 12 of your universe minutes.



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-30 08:20 [#01737724]
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what's this internet you speak of, and which DOS command do
I use to access it?


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 09:53 [#01737779]
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it transports you into an identical parallel universe where
you can find out about everything eg. what sex with animals
is like, what is the consequences for slapping the HoS etc.
Because it's identical and it doesn't matter whether you die
it is the ultimate data storage. We store our internet
inside a whole universe. See how advanced we are. Click on
the topsecret link.

and incase you're wondering why it doesn't matter if you
die, ,the projection of yourself in the parralel universe is
only a shadow. I'm not too great on timobiophysics but we
use our souls as a data link, that is how we can remeber
what dying feels like. It feels----------Rysppikkia
disallows this information to be shared



 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-09-30 09:55 [#01737780]
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EXPLODE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-30 09:56 [#01737782]
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Xltronic+



 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-09-30 10:09 [#01737793]
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structures within structures within structures...
it's amazing to me that galaxies make up patterns like
spiderwebs. maybe universes make up similar patterns?


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 10:14 [#01737795]
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what do you think of the 4th dimension?


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-09-30 10:15 [#01737799]
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we're just the time dilated effects of 2 or more intlacing
membranes anyways.

fun innit?


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 10:18 [#01737801]
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I'm very intrigued by the analogy:

"look outside and you see telephone lines as if they were a
2 dimensional structure (we don't see the depth) yet to an
ant on the telephone line there are 3 dimensions"



 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-09-30 10:22 [#01737803]
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the 4th dimension comes before the 5th dimension. :0


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-09-30 10:26 [#01737804]
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you can try this set of commands:

xcopy internet c:/internet
cd internet
findstr porn



 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 10:26 [#01737806]
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how clever of you.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-30 10:28 [#01737809]
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i told him alredy what the code was earthling. Typical---
arrogance. tsk.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-09-30 10:31 [#01737811]
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You didn't give him the dos commands


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-30 10:35 [#01737816]
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syntax error.


 


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