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offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-27 12:49 [#01735165]
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I'm a little bored right now and I've got some homework to
do but I need a good laugh before that !


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-27 12:51 [#01735169]
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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-09-27 12:52 [#01735172]
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har har


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-09-27 12:53 [#01735173]
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Q: How many ?

A: 7


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-09-27 12:53 [#01735175]
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lol


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-09-27 12:54 [#01735177]
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Michael Jackson is on a boat with the captain and fifty
school boys. There is only one lifeboat.

The captain shouts "Shit, Mr Jackson! We're about to hit an
iceberg! Jump into the lifeboat with me!"

Jackson- "What about the kids?"

Captain-"Oh, fuck the kids!"

Jackson-(Looks around) "Do we have time?"


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-27 12:55 [#01735180]
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AHAHAH excellent one !


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-09-27 12:56 [#01735182]
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offline epohs from )C: on 2005-09-27 12:58 [#01735185]
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that's fucking hillarious.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-09-27 12:59 [#01735186]
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ahah true, say thanks to Sam (horsefactory)


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-09-27 13:01 [#01735189]
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is it a samfactory production?


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-09-27 13:01 [#01735190]
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YEAH


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-27 13:02 [#01735192]
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no, my M8 made it


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-09-27 13:03 [#01735194]
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It is great.


 

offline maximillian from Chicago (United States) on 2005-09-27 14:52 [#01735257]
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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-09-27 14:54 [#01735259]
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Shit! I've lost my tractor!
How the fuck did I manage that?!
Tractors are MASSIVE!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-09-27 14:54 [#01735260]
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"hey where'd my dadblamed tractor go?"


 

offline maximillian from Chicago (United States) on 2005-09-27 14:56 [#01735262]
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nice


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-09-27 14:56 [#01735263]
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Q:What key opens every door?

A:A pikey!


 

offline maximillian from Chicago (United States) on 2005-09-27 14:57 [#01735264]
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Why does michael jackson like 25 year olds?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-09-27 15:00 [#01735266]
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Because there's twenty of them!
Bur dum!


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-09-27 15:09 [#01735274]
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Knock Knock

-Who's there?

Little Boy Blue

-Little Boy Blue Who?

Little boy blue Micheal Jackson.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-09-28 04:37 [#01735608]
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How many babies does it take to take out a light bulb.

Depends on whos throwing them.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-28 04:47 [#01735620]
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You all wonderfully enlighted my evening.


 


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